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SWIM discovered a pedo on the internet and hacked into his email account and other online accounts. SWIM then made an EncyclopediaDramatica page about the pedo with all the nasty messages the pedo had been sending to other pedos and his various confessions about being a pedo. Then SWIM hacked into the pedo's Facebook page and posted a link to the ED page as the pedo's status.

Not really a troll, but possibly the best frape ever.

At 8/28/13 09:25 PM, Feoric wrote: It's worth noting that I am against intervention as well. It's also worth noting that you can be against intervention and still believe the regime carried out the attack.

Yeah I think on the balance of probabilities that's the likeliest scenario. Sheesh, it's weird agreeing on the internet.

At 4/14/13 07:45 PM, naronic wrote: Wow guys I don't have a personality disorder and I'm not antisocial, I'm perfectly capable of having sex and I'm not so silly as to be afraid of doing so.

Go into more details about the point raised, such as the suggestion that you might actually fancy women irl and what you feel compelled to do to them

lots of points raised for you to explain yourself further, sure we'd all appreciate it

My girlfriend constantly starts fights with me because she mistakenly believes I look at other women. She extends this behaviour to any news story, TV show or youtube clip that has any content that a Puritan priest would deem 'sexy'.

She knows this is a problem and thinks she's trying to deal with it, but she just did it again a few minutes ago. I was looking at a little kid toddling around and she came up behind me and said 'what are you looking at?' in an aggressive voice. I said I was looking at the little kid and she said 'no, that woman'. I pointed out the woman behind the little kid and said 'that one'? but she pointed to some skinny blonde that isn't my type but would be a lot of other guy's and said 'no you're fucking staring at her'. And then obv I get pissed off cos she does this shit all the time

for instance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLuOl36va mI

When I watch TV with my girlfriend and something mildly sexual comes on, she insists that we switch it off. When we started going out she was a lot more cool and we watched all of Trailer Park Boys together with no comments, but now if there's two seconds of a naked girl's back then we have to switch it off.

She blames me for it, highlighting comments I made at the start of our relationship, for instance "Lucy off Trailer Park Boys is the same actress, she just had plastic surgery and looks better for it," "Sophie off Big Brother looks better for having put on a bit of weight," "when I was 14 I had a dream about Hillary off the Fresh Prince". She's a very low-self-esteeem girl and I reckon her remembering this shit is basically her making excuses. Like, she totally exaggerates what I've said, even if it was totally innocent.

She says her ex used to pause the TV and sketch sex scenes.

I've gone about talking about this the wrong way so the problem is really amplified now and I'm always tense whenever we watch something other than Deadliest Warrior or a cartoon. Like we argue about it and I tell her she's accusing me of fantasising about other women. Even if we're watching TV and an advert comes on for some female cosmetic she insists we switch it off.

And by insist, I mean she shouts 'GET IT OFF. NOW." And then sulks for 20 minutes.

I've also told her she's the only girl my eyes are interested in and when I watch this stuff by myself now I think of her.

We've been going out for 9 months and I love her. I don't see much future unless we resolve this, though.

Like, it's really bad. I'm watching Breaking Bad at the moment but I can't watch it with her in the same building because there are occasional sex scenes. The Sopranos or Dexter are way off. We have to check the fucking ratings for documentaries on Youtube in case they contain any sex. We were watching the League of Gentlemen but we had to stop near the end because there started to be sexual tones to the stories. I told her I intended to watch Spartacus: Blood and Sand and she brings it up all the time, despite that I've not even watched one episode yet.

If I could successfully watch these programmes together I would have no physical reaction and would barely notice the naked flesh. And if I did, I would think about her naked flesh. The worst thing is that I agree with the Bible that it's out of order to look at other women with lust, especially around your girlfriend.

She also occasionally starts on me when we're in the pub or whatever and my face points in the same direction as any female under 50 and had started on me for trying to get the attention of the barmaid by looking at her too. But I don't give a shit about this, she's possessive and jealous, so what, I can handle it. The TV shows piss me off though and if we have a directionless relationship argument I usually end up bringing it up, which isn't a good idea and has almost certainly made the situation worse.

I am certain there is some order of words that would allow us to watch TV like a normal couple. Help me plz.

there is almost certainly a God

ignore this laurawildin slag

don't worry about not getting laid, it'll certainly happen one day, certainly

and then it'll happen again

and it'll be with someone you're relaxed with and want to have sex with

so no worries

also girls don't really fall for guys who are trying to score at a party

I do. I also shampoo my underarm hair every time I use shampoo. And I shower daily. And I never use deodorant or anti-perspirant or anything like that.

In England we kiss on first dates. American movies might tell you otherwise, but you should make your intentions known to some extent. Drop her a few compliments but don't sound over eager - make sure you tell her she looks good tho. Don't start the date with a huge french kiss obv.

Also, drink alcohol. I don't know what you're thinking if you're not taking her to somewhere where you can get a little tipsy. It is far more likely to go well if you have a drink. You barely know each other, but you want to have sex together - it's a weird situation that requires a sedative.

And get her to talk. Pretend you're interested in what she's got to say and try not to yawn. This part of a date is a lot like American movies, in that you pretend to be a 'good listener' when actually you don't give a shit.

Be tactile.

Don't be creepy.

DUHHHH

her pussy tasted like RASPBERRY RIPPLE and her boobies tasted like CUSTARD and we did everything in the Karma Sutra despite that I was tied up on my back - it was a little tricky

yeah I get that this is a fantasy of yours but it's blatant bullshit, also use some fucking grammar and try to fucking write coherently

just keep patient buddy, you'll lose your virginity one day

At 3/5/10 08:00 AM, Grizzli wrote: Seeing how cannabis is a depressant, yeah i would imagine so.

A 'depressant' is not a drug that makes you upset, it slows down your body's reactions (opposite of stimulant).

I would agree that weed does not make you depressed. If you don't have a job or a girlfriend and you're failing at school and you don't see your friends and you're spending all your time and money smoking weed; that makes you depressed. If you're not happy where you are in life, then you think about it when you get stoned (or drunk) and it upsets you deeply. But getting stoned all the time is more a symptom of a depressing life rather than a cause of depression.

At 3/4/10 08:47 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Cosmic sea

A metalcore band is not allowed to call itself 'Cosmic Sea'.

Spermicide.

Despite that metalcore is shit.

Before anyone gets in this argument, we should ask the agnostic to 'define God'.

For surely there are differing degrees of plausibility to different definitions. It wouldn't make sense to be equally agnostic to all definitions.

Anyone defending this age difference is a fucking weirdo and anyone over 15 or 16 who goes out with a 13 year old should be fucking castrated. 13 year olds look underdeveloped and would only be attractive to a pedo. And there's no way a 13 year old can consent to sex with a 20 year old and the 20 year old's just gonna dump her anyway.

And there's nothing similar in the mindset, a 20 year old can play GTA legally and drinks beer at parties and has had sex before, a 13 year old likes Bratz Dolls and ponies.

Let alone that a 13 year old is a child and a 20 year old is a young adult. The physical developmental differences couldn't be higher; one is leaving/has left puberty and the other one is wondering why there's a little bit of blood on her knickers.

Take a baseball bat to his head when he's not looking.

He'll change his tune when he earns his own money or when he's spent a bit of time broke. He's the unwise idiot; if it takes a couple of minutes actual work for him to earn a dollar he'll realise it's worth bending down and picking one up.

don't really matter a shit tho, you got a dollar. It's just a little galling to know that there are people like that around.

His parents probably think he's got a retarded attitude too and they probably go around switching off lightbulbs.

At 2/7/10 01:33 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: I'm just saying we cannot be destroyed. Out energy is always going to be and always has been.

We are not energy. Food is an energy, we are a mere catalyst. There is no 'life energy' in that sense.

We know enough about brain death to know that your memories and your personality and everything that makes you you is intrinsically linked to your brain, and that the lack of oxygen causes this to cease. Are people who are brain damaged literally different people, in that their old being has been replaced and the new one is inside?

Do you ever consider eternity? If you met your relatives, you would have to have some degree of concious thought to recognise them, and that would result in eventual boredom after 10^1000 years; you'd just want to sleep forever. Maybe the only heaven possible to tolerate would be a thoughtless euphoria where you didn't need to consider your relatives, or anything, because if you considered, you'd eventually get bored.

I think, to recognise death for what it is makes you appreciate life. If this was just a glitch and you lived for eternity, surely you wouldn't treasure life for the experience it is? I don't think there's anything better than what we've got here. I'm not looking forwards to an afterlife that lasts forever. I want to make the best of the brief moments I am alive and experiencing. Smell the flowers. A realistic attitude towards these things sometimes makes my heart swell with as significant a transcendent experience as any religious one.

Nice to have someone deconverting in here, btw. To the other guy.

"it's ok to do what we like with animals because lions do it too"

I didn't realise you got your morality from amoral animals, you psycho

just because we used to doesn't mean we have to in more enlightened times

sorry but this is not the x-box support forums, you've accidentally gone on newgrounds

At 1/25/10 11:59 AM, Saxturbation wrote: I met a vegan the other day and they were trying to argue about how much more healthy it is. It isn't. You don't get the proper proteins, fats, or even some minerals that you get from meats. There is a tip for you. But JUST meat is bad too.

just so there's no confusion, I think you are a gullible fucking moron and shouldn't be allowed to vote. No research skills, no thought-out opinion, just shooting your fucking mouth off about shit you know nothing of.

Oh and btw half of fucking India lives a vegetarian / vegan lifestyle, if you reckon a veggie diet is intrinsically lacking something

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complete_pr otein

if someone once told you otherwise and you believe them sans any actual research, you're a gullible fucking moron and you shouldn't be allowed to vote

At 1/25/10 12:38 PM, DarkSytze wrote: i'm all in for better treatment of animals, but if by that means i should stick to an inconvenient lifestyle which doesn't suit me i would rather eat meat, besides that; i really can't be arsed.

Oh well, well done you. Never argue again, you just conceded. It's not that vegetarianims is wrong, it's that you couldn't give a shit about animal welfare. The gall of you for challenging vegetarians on animal welfare issues when you couldn't care less.

what if a vegetarian were to say that the voles that get chpped up in wheat threshers live a happy outdoor life before having a quick death, whereas the animals you pay to be killed live a sad life in a cage being fed nutrients, and one is far worse than the other?

and what if a vegetarian were to say that it's impossible to live a blameless life but what a moral person should do is try to limit their immorality, and one way they see of doing this is to limit the amount of animals that die

like if 10 voles die for every field of grain then you're responsible for far more vole death, because you've got to feed the cattle grain as well as feed yourself grain (and then you've got to kill the cattle) - very wasteful

consider damage limitation - maybe you should grow your own food, but since you're not, you may as well recycle your cans

or what if one was to say that you shouldn;'t get all your arguments from maddox, he's a fucking idiot

just like you

fucking idiot

hail

I would think Duckseason has some issues with his own budding sexual urges if he is so dead set against masturbation. Everyone does it, even if they're in a relationship. The only problem with doing it is that maybe you'll be all empty when your girlfriend wants sex.

To argue so passionately against natural urges is mentally unhealthy. I'm sure an anorexic could argue passionately about why their abstinence is somehow better than normal behaviour, but 'normal' people can still easily see it for the unhealthy repression it actually is and how anyone who thinks like that could not possibly be happy with themselves.

At 12/6/09 11:29 AM, TheWaffleBoy wrote: Atheism is a big thing on websites/forums because they allow people to express their beliefs of not believing in peace.

Duh.

go suck a dick, fuckhead.

peace.

Anyone ever checked ph0ne's post history? WELL LOOK AT THAT.

Next person to get in a proper argument with ph0ne gets thrown out of the club. Also next time he starts being a dick then call a mod, don't fucking reply.

i don't want to have sex with my girlfriend quite as often as she wants to have sex with me

I probably see her too often too

tactful way to deal with this plz

At 10/12/09 12:20 PM, b0em wrote:

At 10/12/09 08:10 AM, DontExplain wrote:

At 10/12/09 07:01 AM, b0em wrote:

At 10/12/09 06:52 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I think I'll stick with weed.
It's safer and less idiotic.

Well it's not really unsafe, if you do my method you will trip really good.

As little as I trust people who do drugs ANYWAY, you seem stupid enough to remove any chance of me trusting you.

Yeah I don't really need you to trust me, while you're living in australia.
Soft-Drugs (I'm talking about weed) are not a real reason for not trusting somebody.
Hard-Drugs (I'm talking about Heroin) are a real reason for not trusting somebody.

I don't know what you have against me.

You pretend to have done drugs you've not done and claim oxygen deprivation is even closely related to the feeling you get when you smoke cannabis... nicotine maybe, but not cannabis

you say it's how you feel when you smoke 20 BOWLS yeah whatever man you don't smoke 20 bowls

you're encouraging dumb little kids to do something actually life-threatening and lying about the effects so you can sound badass on the internet

shut the fuck up, anyone who can score drugs would never try this dumb shit and anyone who can't score drugs shouldn't try this dumb shit

it's the kind of thing a fucking retarded 13 year old would do and it might cause you irreparable damage and it's fucking retarded

go and die