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They took a hint when they killed Andrea. Hopefully they'll take another hint and give us what we want instead of more shots of people being upset. The show's at its best when it sticks close to the comic.

The Governor really has no reason to be alive anymore and he can't really do shit with his armada of 2 dudes, so if he gets dragged out as the main threat for another season I'll be pretty upset.

Shit though, I do really like the way they handled Rick losing his mind in season 3. Fingers crossed the writers keep it up.

At 10/12/13 04:25 PM, Auz wrote:

At 10/12/13 03:14 PM, Jester wrote:

I can't recall that first scene you mentioned, but I thought she first tried to contact the Chinese ground station, then realised they weren't hearing her. Then she overheard the other conversation in which the Chinese guy was eventually singing to his baby and THEN she said "keep singing, keep singing" or whatever.

So yeah, there might have been something wrong with the sound in your cinema then. I could be wrong though.

I'm fairly certain there was a problem. When she was on the radio with the Chinese guy the sequence of events went: Sandra Bullock saying "Mayday" a bunch while Chinese guy speaks Chinese -> Chinese guy's dogs barking -> Sandra Bullock howling like a dog while the radio was silent -> Sandra Bullock asking the guy about his baby and telling him to keep singing while the radio was still silent -> the camera panning to the radio as the Chinese guy singing chimed in.

Was hardly a problem, but I thought it'd have been weird if they'd done that intentionally.

I hope they just keep killing Ned's wives until he dyes his hair black and starts listening to My Chemical Romance.

The girl on the left looks like this one girl who invited me to something of a date in 9th grade, except it was at her baby sister's birthday party and took place at Chuck-e-Cheese and I was horny enough to say yes. After a night of discomfort I decided to never speak to her again on account of she and her family are insane, and I have maintained that decision. I recently learned she told some folks I shouted at an autistic little girl, which isn't true but is pretty believable.

Saw Gravity today, I really enjoyed it. Other than the core concept of it being in space it doesn't present anything particularly new and has a lot of cliches in it, but they're all done really well and the whole thing is beautiful enough that it's still one of my favorites of the year.

[spoilers]

There's one particular shot in it that I fucking adore: the one where Sandra Bullock is detaching the Russian shuttle from the parachute that's caught on the station. The design of the shot with Sandra and the shuttle in the foreground, the station gradually getting fucked up by debris in the background, and the Earth as the backdrop was artistically fantastic and anxiety-provoking. Considering watching the movie again for the sake of seeing that scene a second time.

One thing i'm curious about, though. There were several moments where it seemed like dialogue was missing and I couldn't tell if it was intentional or if the movie theater guys did something wrong. It was never anything important, but once or twice Sandra Bullock replied to George Clooney when he hadn't said anything, and when she was on the radio with the Chinese guy she asked if he had a baby with him and mentioned his singing before any audio of him singing to his baby had kicked in. Hoping one of you folks can clear up whether or not that was actually supposed to happen.

500k is all good, but can we have heists now please?

At 10/12/13 08:44 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: 500K is bullshit if anything it should be 800K to a mil for all this bullshit. I mean seriously how hard is it to clean out all the bugs and glitches in beta testing?

You're aware that beta testing to see if a game's multiplayer can handle 15 million players at once isn't a thing that can be done?

Before GTA V came out, Rockstar basically said up front "That shit is going to be broken for a little bit." Being mad that what they told everyone was going to happen happened is really dumb.

I think anyone who folds toilet paper probably also kills cats

I've somehow managed to never even hear a 1 Direction song, as far as I know.

As long as they're not spitting on African children or some shit, they're fine by me.

I enjoy Andrew Jackson Jihad very much

The depth of story and characters in the KotoR games flabbergasted little Jester consistently back when they were my first RPGs.

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I live to amuse myself

At 10/10/13 08:38 PM, mechadude32 wrote: In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is death.
My question to you is, if we lived in Indonesia who'd be dead right now?
*raises hand shamefully*

I wouldn't want to meet the man with an entire lifetime of repressed sexual urges because he can't find a woman willing to let him put his dick in her.

At 10/10/13 08:39 PM, VJF wrote:

That's some crazy nightmare shit.

They just wanted him to have something to read in the afterlife. What's so bad about that?

Who reads the newspaper anymore?

"His parents also revealed that when Johnson's body was exhumed over the summer for a second autopsy, the private pathologist discovered his organs were missing and newspaper had been used to fill the body cavity."

That's some crazy nightmare shit.

Vampires would be a lot scarier if they turned into human-sized bats rather than regular bats.

Michael Vick didn't go to my highschool but everyone thinks he did becomes sometimes he just kinda shows up and hangs out. Which i'm pretty sure is some kind of misdemeanor or another.

At 10/10/13 05:21 PM, aides wrote:

At 10/10/13 05:21 PM, Jester wrote: I accidentally ate pudding with whiskey in it once

Blended or malt?

Shit man your guess is as good as mine

I accidentally ate pudding with whiskey in it once

Legitimate concern regarding the accounts of folks with too much time on their hands is silly

At 10/10/13 06:40 AM, darkjam wrote:

Ah, thanks. So how long is the tutorial?

I think there are 4 actual missions and 1 weird one where you start it and it just ends the tutorial, but i'm not sure at all. It's longer than it should be but still under an hour, i'd say.

Happy birthday, gentleman possibly of color

At 10/9/13 02:26 PM, darkjam wrote: Why is is that when I try to invite a friend to a server it says I can't and both of us must complete the tutorial, when we both have? Another glitch?

I thought I had that problem but it turned out we just hadn't completed the vague and lengthy tutorial. Probably patronizing you or your friend here and if so I apologize, but the tutorial's not actually over until the blue mission icons show up on your map.

At 10/9/13 04:39 PM, TimberGuy wrote:

At 10/9/13 04:32 PM, Jester wrote: Making the audience love characters and then ruining the characters' fucking lives is arguably my favorite writing formula.

I'm expecting this to happen to Daryl from The Walking Dead

Daryl's life has gotten pretty shit as it is

Making the audience love characters and then ruining the characters' fucking lives is arguably my favorite writing formula.

I've eaten them all.

At 10/8/13 03:18 PM, i-copeland wrote: At 10/8/13 03:11 PM, Jester wrote:

if it says that it doesn't support mp3 then why do you have to ask us if it does

suck a fat 1

That's just as well but it also doesn't answer my reasonable question

At 10/8/13 03:07 PM, i-copeland wrote:

At 10/8/13 03:04 PM, i-copeland wrote: becausei try upload but is says does support mp3...

*doesnt

if it says that it doesn't support mp3 then why do you have to ask us if it does

At 10/8/13 01:50 PM, darkjam wrote:

At 10/7/13 06:39 AM, Jester wrote: Half Life 3 is a joke at this point, there's no way it could ever live up to the expectations it accumulated over the years.

Why is it when you say, people agree, but when I say people hate?

I'm prettier than you.

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