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Response to: Thoughts of Newgrounds merchandise! Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

Except it wouldn't be easily visable, unless you were in the air for some reasob.

Response to: Are you goodlooking? Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

At 9/11/10 10:47 PM, oldbinny wrote:
At 9/11/10 10:06 PM, 5FootLobster wrote: Theres like 6 good looking people that posted. thats it
i hope im one of em

Post another picture, it's hard to tell if you're chubby or if you're just puffing your cheeks.

Response to: What is your Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

Katan.

Deserves way more recognition than it's gotten.

Response to: Are you goodlooking? Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

At 9/11/10 10:19 PM, Madnessfreak wrote:
At 9/11/10 10:01 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:
At 9/11/10 09:54 PM, Madnessfreak wrote: That's up to you. I'm handsome but I'm no Bruce Campbell
Do some push ups, shower, wash your hair, and just stop looking like a douchebag in general.
Then you can be cool.

Maybe.
Let's see you then.

Can't afford a camera with my shitty apartment and job, but i'm fairly tall, light brown hair that i plan on cutting tomorrow, hardly any acne, and i used to be fat but over the summer i exercised like hell and got in shape.

Hope that gives you a moderately accurate idea.

Response to: Can someone Photoshop this Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

With the ingenious arm-to-the-side stance, you can take pictures in the mirror without looking like quite as much of a douche.

Can someone Photoshop this

Response to: Are you goodlooking? Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

At 9/11/10 09:54 PM, Madnessfreak wrote: That's up to you. I'm handsome but I'm no Bruce Campbell

Do some push ups, shower, wash your hair, and just stop looking like a douchebag in general.
Then you can be cool.

Maybe.
Response to: If Megan Fox was fired... Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

No, according to the transformers crew, she was a bitch who didn't appreciate anybody else.

Not quite their words.
Response to: Top 10 movies Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

Why the fuck has nobody mentioned Zombieland?!

Top 10 movies

Pajama Pants Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

I finally bought a pair of these comfortable motherfuckers, and its safe to say that i'll never walk around showing the shame of my lowly boxers again. As soon as i slipped on this cotton nerve orgy, i ejaculated. While i wash out the millions of dead potential children, i decided to create this thread.

Who else has been blessed with these godly pants.

It's like if somebody straightened out Jesus' pubic hairs, then turned them into pants.
Response to: Scariest Logos Ever? Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

I've always thought the valve logo was kind of disturbing.

Scariest Logos Ever?

Response to: Photoshop the man falling! Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

At 9/11/10 10:49 AM, Corncob22 wrote: I bet every ones hard at work making a photoshop!

Wishful thinking. Too bad that isnt how things work.

Response to: You will never watch TV the same Posted September 11th, 2010 in General

My reaction:

You will never watch TV the same

Response to: fuck My ear is bleeding Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

I was not aware that it was scientifically possible for a high pitched noise to actually make your ear bleed.

Response to: New Dinosaur Discovered Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

At 9/10/10 11:41 PM, Profanity wrote:
At 9/10/10 11:40 PM, Shauna wrote:
At 9/10/10 08:57 PM, Shikamarana wrote: Does this make up for the Triceratops not really existing?
Why wouldn't they of existed?
You don't fuck with the Tricerotops.

Bitch, i just did.

New Dinosaur Discovered

Response to: Ask a guy who got jumped anything Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

At 9/10/10 11:35 PM, DennyTheRoom wrote: I got jumped too! I owed this guy some money after a little bit of drug problems, and he pulled a gun on me! I probably would be dead right now if two of my friends didn't save me.

Shut the fuck up, it's not funny anymore.

Response to: Name my website? Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

Ass-shakers.org

Response to: "Wasting you life on a Computer" Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

I got bullied alot as a kid, so i've always been nervous around people. Nowadays i can safely say that i hate people.

Not emo kid "I hate the world", but a "People are assholes" kind of thing.
Response to: Oh Hai Newgrounds. Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

At 9/10/10 11:29 PM, DennyTheRoom wrote:
At 9/10/10 11:29 PM, Oliver wrote: You know what they say, two's great. But three's a crowd.
I get it... You want to be alone...

So whos alt are you?

Response to: Ask a guy who got jumped anything Posted September 10th, 2010 in General

Your friend sounds like a bitch.

Response to: Is there a relationship between 9-1 Posted September 9th, 2010 in General

Just one weird-ass coincidence.

Response to: What has scarred you most of all? Posted September 9th, 2010 in General

At 9/9/10 07:57 PM, camobch0 wrote: Probably the two times after I found out that my best friend had been raped. And she's still going out with her last rapist.. Just hearing his name puts me in a really bad mood for at least a few hours.

What the fuck is wrong with her?

Response to: Random dork insults me on Facebook Posted September 9th, 2010 in General

Was one of his alt accounts Cheekyceps by any chance? A guy under that username has been practically stalking me, but all the PM's and comments he made on my page disappeared all of the sudden.

Response to: What has scarred you most of all? Posted September 9th, 2010 in General

At 9/9/10 07:02 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: My ex girlfriend wash shot in the chest right in front of me. It was an accident not a gang hit or anything like that. No i did not shoot her

yes she lived

Horrible things always happen to you, huh?

Response to: I saw an anime as a kid Posted September 9th, 2010 in General

Uh...Naruto?

Response to: Frozen Grapes Posted September 9th, 2010 in General

At 9/9/10 07:13 PM, snyperscope wrote:
At 9/9/10 07:12 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Well, that sounds like a horrible choking hazard.
If you're a toddler....

Ever been eating a hard candy and had it slip down your throat? You usually dont choke, but by god it's uncomfortable.

I imagine an ice encrusted slippery grape would be signifigantly worse.

Response to: Frozen Grapes Posted September 9th, 2010 in General

Well, that sounds like a horrible choking hazard.

Response to: Fudging Facebook!!! Posted September 8th, 2010 in General

At 9/8/10 10:54 PM, klik wrote:
At 9/8/10 10:53 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Are you intentionally trying to sound like a retard or did mommy just tell you not to swear?
you dirty Meatball

Was that a question or a statement?

Response to: Fudging Facebook!!! Posted September 8th, 2010 in General

Are you intentionally trying to sound like a retard or did mommy just tell you not to swear?

Response to: I might get on Comedy Central Posted September 8th, 2010 in General

Sign up date is 05, and only 17 posts!? MY GOD.

You have my vote.
Response to: best counter strike pic evar Posted September 8th, 2010 in Video Games

What made you feel the need to clone your thread?