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You have blowjob lips. Be a hooker.

It's spelled Douche. I hope this keeps you from looking silly in the future.

At 10/16/10 09:40 PM, Scarface wrote: I know I'm an asshole for doing this. Sorry.

No 'Hi I'm new' threads, even if you aren't technically new.

YOU SAID YOU CHANGED!

Just kidding, take every chance you get to make new users feel bad.

I liked them, but now whenever i hear their songs i think of the "Where the Wild Things Are" movie which was horrible.

At 10/16/10 01:03 PM, Hyrcia wrote: Your name: Bryan

YT account's name: BryanPiekarski

ITT; attention whore.

Note how all the videos uploaded by him are scattered, bad quality crap.

Well, he got you.

No. I don't.

Way to tell the world that you're a troll.

Bring in the mods.

i don't know, probably.

At 10/16/10 12:42 PM, letiger wrote: Those guys that put child porn in the art portal.

They were gods among men.

An octopus' mouth is on the bottom of it. Does that mean Tom and Wade eat with their butts?

Congratulations, have a fucking cookie.

At 10/15/10 03:00 PM, angrycomputer1995 wrote: Ich finde, dass Deutschland schoen ist...

Not bad, although it wasn't worded great.

Or maybe it was, i don't speak German very fluently.

I took a class in German in middle school, although i don't remember a whole lot.

We studied German cities for a week and watched videos about the cities. Apparently Wien is the shit, go there.

Don't raise your hand or deny the holocaust, both are serious offences.

Guten Tag.

I haven't seen him around lately.

At 10/15/10 04:50 PM, Makakaov wrote: Morning Wood is then you get up, and blood in your organism starts to pump faster (when you're asleep, your pulse is very low). The blood flows in all your organs doing some kind of 'check', and goes back to routine flow.

That's why you get a fucking boner.

I choose this explanation, because it's simpler and also makes more sense.

At 10/15/10 04:43 PM, platypuspwn wrote:

At 10/15/10 04:41 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Fucking lol.

I didn't say get high on it, I said inhale 'till your voice is deeper.

Theres a chemical in it that, even when you aren't getting high, can randomly kill a shit ton of your braincells at once.

Fucking lol.

2.6 inches of raw shame.

At 10/14/10 10:03 PM, cherlloyd wrote: meeeeeeee

I'm pretty sure that you're one of, like, 5 black Newgrounds users. Wear the title with honor.

The few, the proud.

Me as a little fucker, and my mom who's in a wedding dress for some reason.

She'd been married for 8 years before i was even born. Where the hell did she get that dress?

Thats the computer he watches porn on, this way he doesn't need to worry about cleaning up.

If i had a Mac, i'd blow my load all over it every day and never feel remorse.

People are fucking dumb.

Somebody discovered Mad-libs...

I hope it's worth the money you just blew.

Seriously, just buy an ipod and a fucking tempur-pedic.

You're probably logged on using a different computer. If not, change your password.

At 10/13/10 06:37 PM, Chronamut wrote: I swear.

And I swear to god - it fucking helps man!

I hear you, dude. After coming home from a bad day, shouting "FUCK!" at the squirrels in my backyard feels amazing.

Been watching porn since I was 7, the summer that i was about to go into 6th grade i started kind of rubbing it in my pants not expecting anything, then suddenly it felt REALLY good and, wouldn't you know it, i'd blown my load all over my legs.

You bitch.

I'm jealous of the lollipop shirt.

At 10/8/10 09:31 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Hey, you're not Gagsy.

Nice observation, Eagle Eye.

Maybe.