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At 10/1/14 07:28 PM, ManDeep wrote:

That's what i always say, but i'm not too sure self loathing is a good way to improve yourself either.

I'm sure there are plenty of approaches to developing positively as a human, but self-loathing and romantic isolation have really motivated me to go very far over the last ~6 years. I'd still a chubby and unfunny dork had I not one day decided that I abhorred myself for being that way and wasn't good enough for any of the girls I liked.

At 10/1/14 05:27 PM, ManDeep wrote:

At 10/1/14 04:50 PM, Jester wrote: As a young boy I was really into My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade and Nickelback's All The Right Reasons, so I still enjoy them today out of nostalgia and I am ashamed

Aren't you ever proud of something?

Pride doesn't leave a whole lot of room for improvement

As a young boy I was really into My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade and Nickelback's All The Right Reasons, so I still enjoy them today out of nostalgia and I am ashamed

At 9/30/14 11:41 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

But apparently he has a psychic link to his daughter that he uses to teach her to be a space combat ace plus she can sneak into area 51, repair an ancient alien space ship, AND single handedly take on the space Nazi armada? That's where you lose me, buddy.

I should have watched Taken 2

holding pretty girls

Why would it be

My friends are predominately genuine and pleasant people who love me very much and care about me and my future. It's occasionally sickening.

i'm pretty sure squirrel girl killed wolverine one time

Michael Bay's got a pretty rockin bod for almost 50 years old. Good for him.

At 9/25/14 03:59 PM, Boomstick wrote: Exposed Entrepreneur

his name's Esquire, you monkey

GET WITH THE 2010 PROGRAM

I'm very interested in trying one

okay cool

There's a long explanation to this but it's basically about a girl

Have a good one, m'boy

At 9/23/14 06:40 PM, CiviLies wrote: I came to school in a panda costume several times.

that's actually really great

have a bangin' birthday bash, lil fella

At 9/20/14 04:01 AM, 123mine123 wrote:

To me, all the other rap songs sound like angry people speaking really fast.

The good ones, yeah

Neat maybe

I eat meals when i'm hungry and consider snacks to be a failure

My standard procedure is to jailbreak my phone, accidentally upgrade to the next version of iOS at some point, wait for a jailbreak for that version to come out, repeat

JUST KIDDING, APPLE

some WD-40 ought to fix that right up

At 9/16/14 06:32 PM, Boomstick wrote: First three words you see in this, describes who you are.

"First three words"

hm

jester the molester

;)

The most recent time Gory spewed his insane babble all over the BBS via the thread about using women's bathrooms was pretty upsetting, albeit beautiful

was 10 or 11 or something, had been watching porn since I was ~7 because I found it asthetically pleasing, had recently learned it felt good to rub my dick while it was still in my pants, was doing so to some shitty rule 34 or hentai or whatever the fuck while folks were out, suddenly came buckets in my boxers and hurriedly did laundry while horrified but also looking forward to doing it again

and boy, did I

At 9/14/14 08:19 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 9/14/14 08:16 AM, Jester wrote: I've been called a jester entirely outside of the context of the internet a couple of times lately and that's gotta be a glitch in the matrix

I guess they're trying to say they can't take you seriously?

It usually follows ramblings about strangling ugly children or whatever it is I go on about to entertain myself

I've been called a jester entirely outside of the context of the internet a couple of times lately and that's gotta be a glitch in the matrix

At 9/14/14 08:09 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: What about beings that are made out of flesh but feel like robotic sentinels?

yo

humor and nyquil