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It's gorgeous the first couple of days after it falls, particularly if there aren't any footprints or anything, but it gets old about as soon as you have to actually work outside or when the snow starts to melt and mix with dirt. The bigger issue is ice patches, which i'm really good at half-slipping on and then recovering so that I end up looking like i'm busting a sick move.

Sentimentality is inherently illogical, particularly over the dead, so we may as well be pulling shit up out of it.

Jail is more logical but I've always wanted to try being a bum on the condition that I have a few cool bum friends

That's an incredible name.

I just kinda quit watching The Walking Dead during the last mid-season break. I kept hoping they'd get closer to the comics again and they kept not doing that .

Family Guy, American Dad, and The Simpsons are all fine, but I haven't been interested enough to watch any of them in a couple of years. Superjail's consistently great and I gave up on it, but I haven't watched the last few seasons because I only ever watched it via streaming sites and that's too much work these days.

I'm generally pretty good at deadpan but I occasionally think of jokes that kill me before I even say them, so I just look like a lunatic

Didn't Wegra shoot up Sandy Hook that one time

I like it, but I don't think getting rid of the page backgrounds is a good idea. Not sure if they're just blacked out for the sake of the template, but it's definitely too plain without them. Maybe don't get rid of all the borders either.

Really i'd just like that layout's banner on the current layout, I think.

About twice a year. I always get sick of longer hair, get it cut way shorter than I want it, grow it back, repeat.

heaven bears

girl I know told me she was talking to a guy from a local high school infamous for being full of snobby little dicks, informed her that the school was infamous for being full of snobby little dicks, girl ignored information and continued talking to guy, days later girl sadly told me guy suddenly stopped talking to her, laughed at her misfortune because I had warned her it would happen

I shouldn'ta done that

I can easily imagine it happening, just not among people with integrity

I did an equally retarded thing years ago and lost my xbox live account for a couple of weeks to a "hey this is definitely the microsoft website give us your information and we'll give you free microsoft points" scam. Got my account back to find that the guy had bought two Halo 3 map packs and was apparently a huge cunt, because every message in my inbox was aimless threats and rage.

settle for nothing less than your favorite human or you will fail

At 10/4/14 11:13 PM, hoorayjay wrote:

(also I don't think we are fucked but Zombie news isn't usually something you expect to see scrolling through FB)

nah there's one every couple of years to keep 14-year olds optimistic regarding the zombie apocalypse. The bath salts zombie scare wasn't too long ago.

i'll take two

It's really easy to conclude that good music isn't being made if you don't make any sort of an effort to find it.

I've said it before and i'll say it again; the key to keeping Newgrounds alive is the reinstatement of the big, shiny "PORN" button.

At 10/4/14 09:10 PM, Seasons wrote:

At 10/4/14 12:27 PM, Jester wrote: I'm a huge hipster queer when it comes to music, but the Whiskey Folk Ramblers stand out as a band I dig with like 12 fans

This is awesome. Thank you for posting.

I've been listening to a band called Hail Seizures lately. They're pretty dope. Here is a song by them that you most likely won't enjoy very much.

This is good. I like this. Reminds me of Blackbird Raum. We're friends now.

At 10/4/14 03:47 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

You guys are like the current version of Maximus and Brass. I love a good bromance.

Well I can't say I have any idea who they are, but the sentiment is lovely

There ain't a single part of the internet's sudden and fucking relentless obsession with feminism that isn't retarded

I'm a huge hipster queer when it comes to music, but the Whiskey Folk Ramblers stand out as a band I dig with like 12 fans

This one vile human whose boob I accidentally grabbed yesterday

boy is this gonna be trouble

I went to live with Skaren for ~10 days this summer and, like a gentleman, he made sure we both stayed blazed out of our minds while listening to vinyls the entire time. Wonderful stuff. Music wasn't necessarily more pleasant, but there was a thing going on that I was really digging where I could visualize sound waves emanating from the record player.

We also walked 4 miles to get some gyros one time but marijuana wasn't a very influential factor in that decision.

me mate's stuck with her cousins so i'm going to eat a burrito and maybe jerk off

I like Irish Spring

Night At The Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian

At 10/3/14 05:41 AM, simon wrote:

At 10/2/14 05:53 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: the ability to kill children?

Why do you even want to? Can you not enjoy Fallout games without killing children?

NO

I don't plan on having children, so I intend to kill myself if nothing else kills me before I get bored. Not so much a depression thing as an "alright that's enough of that gay shit, what happens if I do this" thing

Arguably