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At 10/20/14 06:12 PM, Powerage wrote:

At 10/20/14 05:49 AM, Jester wrote: feminism is yet to affect my life in any way other than by filling websites I go to with crude feminist hate

well, apparently, because of feminists, being a man in 2014 is just like being a Jew in Nazi Germany, or something.

funny, I had no idea

I was in a pleasant mood so it's a good thing this thread fixed that

when I was like 12 some friends of mine and I found a bunch of largely decomposed bass in a field so we chased each other around with them

At 10/20/14 04:02 AM, YenMuffin wrote:

Seek psychiatric help for your cat. It seems to have taken to torturing and killing small animals. The first of many red flags for serial killer behavior.
Also, is your sister hot?

a perfect post

feminism is yet to affect my life in any way other than by filling websites I go to with crude feminist hate

I started watching The Wire today

bow down to me, I am culture

At 10/19/14 09:07 PM, Sevkat wrote: I like the part where he raped a woman.

oh shit right that did happen

I can't say I watch banned commercials in adequate numbers to have a favorite

At 10/19/14 07:45 PM, Jester wrote: All of mine were strange and upsetting and I don't particularly remember any of them, although I think it was my 8th when my brother and his friends showed up stoned, rambled weirdly at my friends and I, and ate a bunch of our pizza. I think that one upsets me the most in retrospect.

Oh yeah also one of his friends tried to steal my ipod. It wasn't like a gift that I got that day or anything; I just went up to my room at some point during the party, saw that it wasn't where it usually was, and deduced that it was stolen by one of the older kids who had a history of stealing and were high as fuck.

All of mine were strange and upsetting and I don't particularly remember any of them, although I think it was my 8th when my brother and his friends showed up stoned, rambled weirdly at my friends and I, and ate a bunch of our pizza. I think that one upsets me the most in retrospect.

I guess I can understand somebody who clearly has ebola being told to fuck off at a small hospital that doesn't have any of the equipment necessary to treat it, but sending away everyone who has any of the extremely common symptoms is pretty readily retarded.

At 10/19/14 12:47 PM, fieldertiger wrote:

At 10/19/14 12:46 PM, Jester wrote: I haven't seen the first one so I can't say with certainty that it's not the greatest piece of cinema to ever grace the earth

Or unless you realize that it was made by Michael Bay.

The man makes the movies he wants to make. They're not for me, but I can respect the principle. Clearly he's making somebody happy, because he keeps getting money to do more.

At 10/19/14 01:14 AM, beakerboy wrote:

no sexual desire, no sexual ability, changes in weight and appetite, an inability to feel emotion, etc.

hey I didn't even know I was on anti-depressants

I haven't seen the first one so I can't say with certainty that it's not the greatest piece of cinema to ever grace the earth

Well that's astoundingly uninspired. Not even shocking in this day and age; more amoral things have been made by more talented people. Blatantly deliberate controversy aside, it doesn't seem particularly well-made or fun. Can't imagine it wouldn't get old after a few minutes.

At 10/19/14 12:11 PM, lastmage wrote:

Almost nobody likes waking up, and even more dislike having to wake up early.

pants are generally made for people with two legs

I take naps a lot and the result is that time of day is just kind of a vague backdrop that's largely detached from my living

I've gotten the most fun out of Shadow of Mordor so far, albeit I don't play videogames a lot these days. Been enjoying The Evil Within lately but whether or not i'll bother ever coming back to it after I beat it remains yet to be seen.

At 10/18/14 02:23 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:

But never let it be said that we rejected a user, no matter how crazy they were.

well I mean, there's a limit I guess

Been reading Hitchhiker's Guide but the cold mistress of public school has forced Hamlet into my life

At 10/17/14 03:06 AM, cga-999 wrote:

I didn't say SCTE3 in specific, because all mods suck, and I don't need to "grow up" any more than the immature troll that can't stop stalking me around the BBS.

IS BABBY GONNA CRY

I keep hearing that it's not very good but also that it's horrifying. Only one of those can possibly be accurate.

I will always and forever adore KotoR

At 10/16/14 08:20 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: You can't masturbate with a prosthetic arm.

a prosthetic arm can hold a fleshlight

I've been digging it. It's not very good as an entry into the fiction of Tolkien and i'm not at all invested in the story, but I enjoy the shit out of the gameplay and I think the nemesis system is important for the future of videogames.

They're good people. I could argue that they don't pay much attention to me, but I could also argue that they don't intrude on my life so as to let me develop of my own volition.

"what is the scale of this threat to the United States of America and her people, senator"

"jumbo, sir"

I've had a lot of influences, but not really like a hero who I strive to be like. I did want to be Sherlock Holmes when I was a younger lad.

She's A Lady by Tom Jones has haunted me lately

everything in my room except for wall decorations serves a purpose

At 10/12/14 12:00 PM, i-am-ghey wrote: she got a nobel prize for surviving a gunshot to her head ;-)

Well yeah but she got shot in the head for defying the taliban in the interest of human rights and equality. She was already an activist for a long time and had even won the international children’s peace prize. It's not as simple as her having been some chick the taliban shot for going to school who survived and wrote a book.