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At 2/1/15 12:36 AM, ZJ wrote: @Timmy.

Not even anything funny to say here. He objectively has one of the best beards I've ever seen.

wait

did I draw those anime eyes on that picture

I think I drew those anime eyes

what the hell

old but consistently moderately accurate

I'll give it a shot this year. Mrs. Jester's into the rough shit so it'll do me some good to be horny like all the time.

At 1/31/15 12:22 AM, Itarian wrote: We do everything together these days, from laughing and eating cheese rings off a playground floor to calling each other eggs.

wait what the fuck please expound

doesn't whatever you make disappear as soon as you stop focusing on it or whatever

It's fine. I wish everyone didn't spend an entire year treating it like it's the dopest shit. Didn't really care much for the soundtrack except for, I think, the first song.

At 1/29/15 07:24 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Ta-da! It's a bag of wisdom teeth that he had removed!

Some of them are broke so I'll have to krazyglue them back together, not a problem

I intend to use these teeth in an upcoming model, not entirely sure what the finished item will look like though!

shit actually I remember when that idea was brought up like months ago

Natick bought me both Witcher games once pretty much just because I wanted them a lot.

He's a generous and wonderful fellow and everyone should be more like him.

hanging out with girl I hadn't seen in a while, asked her if she wanted to date, she agreed, pecked her on the lips before she left that night

it was a shameful relationship

At 1/28/15 06:18 AM, Gergaloth wrote:

At 1/28/15 06:13 AM, Jester wrote: I get around between genres but folk punk has a special place in my heart

Like anti-folk? You talkin' some Ramshackle Glory and Wingnut Dishwashers Union?

Andrew Jackson Jihad was the big one for me but ya got it

I get around between genres but folk punk has a special place in my heart

At 1/26/15 02:24 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Really NG doesn't have much of a shitposting problem.

TheGameChanger and Wegra are definitely contenders though.

Their threads are numerous and have frequently been done before, but they at least have some sort of discussion value, so I wouldn't call them shitposters. There are days where they're practically the only thing keeping General moving at all.

At 1/26/15 12:59 PM, Mismo wrote: All movies are fictional.

Not documentaries

At 1/26/15 01:45 AM, NeonSpider wrote:

In what way? If someone signs up for a gym membership and they stick with it and they lose weight then how is that retarded if they got what they paid for?

If you're going with the whole "You could lose weight at home for free" argument, that's about as short-sighted as not understanding why some people buy bottled water rather than use the "free" tap water. Gyms may give a better exercise environment than someone's home or neighborhood just as bottled water may be preferable to someone's tap water, just depending.

I regret saying that, actually; it's just that I lost weight on my own by pretty much just eating better and moving more, so I can't understand why people would spend lots of extra money to do so. I guess it's different if you want to actually get into good shape rather than just lose weight. I've always seen gyms as less about burning fat and more about building muscle.

At 1/26/15 01:24 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 1/26/15 01:17 AM, Jester wrote: ideal performance.

What exactly is hiding behind this word; have You asked and thought about it? Is it schwarzenegger-like overdeveloped musculature? Is it something that can't possibly come naturally even for some canadian lumberjack that lives in the middle of forest and has nothing to do but to chop down trees with rusty, bare axe?

Assume your friends were fooled into a perfect image of something unnatural, like some african tribesmen, who attach stone weights to their penises because it gives them "perfect" penis, or those Chinese women who tie their chests or feet so tight, that their breasts/feet do not grow, because it's "perfect".

what

My pal Michael plays football. He has to throw the ball far. Intense physical labor is not consistently immediately relevant to his middle class life, so he goes to the gym. Now he can throw the ball far.

It's nothing to do with perceived physical perfection or unnatural overdevelopment. He does a thing that he enjoys being good at, and the gym provides him with a wide array of tools to help him be good at it.

Mrs. Jester and I are one episode in to Six Feet Under and The Knick and they're both very good but getting around to actually watching more is an ordeal

At 1/26/15 01:07 AM, Makakaov wrote: Gym is for losers who cheat themselves they live normal life. Unfortunately for all these fatasses, small dicks and drychesters normal human life is when you develop your musculature without special institutions or tools.

Well not really; i'm friends with a lot of athletes who actively go to the gym specifically because normal human life doesn't adequately develop the musculature they need for ideal performance. Signing up for a gym membership just to lose weight is pretty retarded though.

At 1/25/15 02:01 PM, 24901miles wrote:

How/why?

I know an upsetting amount of usernames but as for real names I only know yours (because my name's Collin), Skaren's, Natick's and HomocidalFrog's, I think.

I thought it was very good. It's kind of a difficult movie to actually talk about, I think.

At 1/25/15 02:06 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

I don't know, that method of filming seems impractical to me. What if they decided to scrap the project halfway through the making or something? I could see a lot of things going wrong with spanning the production over that long of a time period.

Could have, but it clearly played out alright.

Yeah sure, then I'd start betting people cash that I could make them cum with a flick of my wrist and I'd make back all my money

I said epitome epeh-tomb for some time

I await the return of @Saqwert

Certain people yes, but there are also a whole lot of people who are better than me.

At 1/24/15 03:07 PM, Mismo wrote:

Also I kind of liked Ethan

I did spend a while trying to find out if there was a way to save him but I assume his death means Asher will replace him as a playable character and his situation seems more interesting

I'm not sure how much I enjoyed the first episode. They did well to capture the tone and pacing of GoT but the videogame versions of actual cast members feels a little cheesy like the Globetrotters showing up in Scooby Doo and the only bit in King's Landing that didn't bore me a bit was the actual conversation with Cersei. Looking forward to getting more of our Squire; he's the only character so far whose story i'm like at all interested in.

"grab her cock"

Finally, a trend I can get behind.

I was the least functional creature alive in middle school regarding social skills but I've spent high school getting into shape and learning what charm and timing are. I only talk to a few people at school because my best friends have all graduated or go to different schools, so I show up in the morning disheveled as hell and wait for school to end. I generally get along with girls fine, so I guess I pass the autist check. I've become aware that a few underclassmen are afraid of me and I don't think I look like i'm going to shoot up the school, but I wouldn't blame someone if they thought I was going to kill myself.

SO YEAH

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