1,422 Forum Posts by "JerkClock"
At 12/8/07 11:20 PM, BloodStrike21 wrote: ok 1, guys its 17$ a month.... and WoW is awesome
Ah hello there Mr. Basement virgin. That's 2 in this thread now.
At 12/8/07 09:06 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
Or, I could just be a 14-year-old kid who's not old enough to move out. Yeah, that sounds right.
Doubt it, WOW players tend to be overweight agingvirgins living in their parent's basements.
I don't think it counts until you're top 2000, and even then only because you can participate in monthly voting.
At 12/8/07 08:48 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: What's the monthly subscription for World of Warcraft?
Ah hello there, you must be an old, fat virgin living in his parent's basement.
At 12/8/07 08:12 PM, yoshi77777 wrote: So what's the point? You obviously turned Sup Commander long ago.
He's talking about his 25000 protects. Sadly I'll never get them as I'm stopping at 30000 B/P.
In all fairness, the FAQ is sooooooo outdated you may as well not.
Actually there is one way, but it works only once. You get 20 experience by creating a profile. And I think when you first sign up you can get extra XP by signing up for mailing stuff. But those are only one time.
At 12/8/07 03:42 PM, NEVR wrote:
Haha, I know what you mean. The portal moves so fast that you can't afford to leave the computer for more than a minute in fear of missing valuable protection points. I'll need at least one more clock day to boost me up to the higher ranks.
Yes exactly, though I wouldn't mind exploiting that shit next Clock Day, but don't expect anything serious.
I hope to get the next rank by the end of the year, and hopefully even an extre 500 to make it an even 24000. My goal is to get supreme commander by the next clock day, because I do NOT wanna go through that shit again. I could barely even eat without getting away but the massive points were too tempting to pull myself from it. It was hell, I don't wanna do it again.
You think 500 is a bitch to get? Wait until you get up to the higher ranks. I'm in the 1,500 gap section of levels at the moment - you just have to plough through it - I'm getting over 350 B/P per week at the moment.
I'm in the 2000 range. I've long gotten used to not ranking up too often though.
At 12/7/07 04:55 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: yay finally I got my 12% voteing power, man 500 b/P points is a bitch to get. But i finally got spolice sargent.
It gets worse. Soon it gets 1000 apart, 1500 apart, then 2000. Then at commander it jumps from 2000 to 4500. You get used to going a while without a rank up before you get anywhere near the 1500 ranks though.
At 12/7/07 10:28 AM, Gagsy wrote: Hmm despite wanting to not believe it, he did think to do it because of the game, however I'm sure he and his sister would of managed to survive if he hadn't thought to do that anyway.
No he didn't "think" to do it because of the game. He had just gotten so fat while living in his parent's basement that he was physically unable to move.
At 12/4/07 01:56 PM, jcorishas wrote:
Please JerkClock, people are petty and belligerent, especially in groups. An intelligent person's just gonna find a quicker way to stick a knife in your back.
An intelligent person would hate you and call you stupid for the right reasons, how they stick knives into backs is irrelevant.
At 12/5/07 06:16 PM, LordJaric wrote:
You find that funny,
Yes, especially the part showing their dead, splattered corpses on the ground.
Funniest video I've ever seen here(NSFW)
At 12/5/07 07:51 AM, LordZeebmork wrote:
The Clock Crew used to be funny. Then they (mostly) stopped spamming.
So not spamming makes people elitist? That's just stupid.
Yes NEVR exactly. Vote 0, try to blam their Flash, but for fuck's sake don't bitch about it like it cut your arm off or something.
At 12/4/07 09:07 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:
stuff
And why should you care? I mean seriously so what if they make bad Flash? That effects you how?
At 12/4/07 12:05 PM, Haggard wrote:
Yes, it pisses people off. And the quality of the portal will go to the dogs, but nothing else.
Dude it's not you have to sift through all the bad entries to get to the good ones, as there are collection pages.
Geez, what's wrong with just voting according to the quality of a flash and not bitchin' about ones B/P?
Nothing, what I find stupid is when people bitch about "crap" getting through. You don't have to watch it, so who gives a fuck?
At 12/4/07 09:02 AM, Blob1994 wrote: So shut the fuck up,
He can't because there's a problem. You're "the fuck up" is you, and you're not shuttable. Thus it is impossible to "shut the fuck up."
At 12/4/07 08:45 AM, ExcessivePlasma wrote:
Kinda? Only kinda? 3000 people annihilated within the time period of about and hour and you say... "it's kinda of sad"
Yeah he meant to say it isn't sad at all, but rather hilarious.
At 12/4/07 07:26 AM, Haggard wrote: And because people tend think that, that crap passes. Thought about it this way already?
If people would vote on the QUALITY of the flash (and not for stupid B/P-points) crap like that would never pass.
Good job being completely oblivious to the part where I said it doesn't matter if crap passes or not. I mean what's gonna happen if it does? Other than some retards on newgrounds will get pissed off, of course.
At 12/4/07 05:57 AM, LordZeebmork wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. The Clock Crew is a bunch of unfunny elitist asswipes.
So then, you think Tom FUlp is an unfunny elitist asswipe? He is one of the clocks you know:
At 12/3/07 11:10 PM, Thesuit11 wrote:
And for it's epicness I would like to share this video I found onNewgrounds.
It would have been funnier if it showed him going splat on the ground and then said, "LOL DEATH" or something.
At 11/2/07 10:27 PM, zoke wrote: Anyone who votes 2-5 on KK submissions is not only making the problem worse, but is a blatant stat whore.
YES, I'm a stat whore, woohoo!!! But seriously, it's not like crap passing is the end of your life. If it's going to pass, fuck it, give it a 2 and forget about it.
I can see it'll take me a while to climb the list even with supreme commander rank, as I'd be at 12.10 even with that. But that's newgrounds for you. At least I surpassed Bedn's butt-boy pimp.
At 12/2/07 10:42 PM, jcorishas wrote:
I realize that its a argumentum ad populum fallacy but that doesn't make it any less true.
No but it isn't a sufficient reason for calling it true either.
People judge others intelligence by how close their views match their own, add in polarization of groups and you have clear enmity between Republicans and Democrats. I'm independent so I don't have a problem with either side (most of the time) but, in general, people think their views are right and based on objective evidence (duh) and attribute others differing opinions to flaws in character (or retardation). It's not right but that's human nature, bro.
Well it's more like people with low IQ's do that, intelligent people would know better than to judge intelligence that way.
At 12/3/07 11:36 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Thanks for the link, I'll be sure to check it out. Ever considered that he's the exception that proves the rule?
Not really, I've seen other times that stuff has happened, but just too many to possibly remember them all.
At 12/3/07 08:55 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Isn't that what Joe just said?
No he said keep the current system in place for them but perma-ban spammers.
Link please?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/16 8251
That's where it was.It actually has a 2.17 score, but the author has since submitted stuff that did score decently. He might not have had we put this system in place back then.
Helping them find their way to the Flash forum would help, when they can post links to their flash hosted on free websites, so that they can get it made up to standard and ready for being a quality submission.
Yeah if only they can find a legit host.Unfortunately, if they do that, then there's less point in submitting it here as they already have it hosted somewhere.
