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I just woke up Posted November 14th, 2011 in General

I just realized ive been fucked up for 5 years.

Response to: fucking graphics Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

At 9/1/11 04:47 PM, Sandremss128 wrote: @JeremysFilms:
I love your bumping spree :D...
no wait I dont >:( go away

@_@
insert here (o)

Response to: Animate a Clown Dying Posted September 1st, 2011 in NG News

At 9/1/11 03:35 PM, Starogre wrote:
At 9/1/11 03:09 PM, theredcastlecrasher wrote: i entered!!!!!!.

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/there dcastlecrasher/clown-n-stuff
you just entered and disqualified yourself in the same post. congrats.

might wanna animate it instead.

Whattup bruh!!!

Response to: Math behind a jump function? Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

At 8/30/11 08:01 PM, Splyth wrote: Thank you all.

I now know a little more than I did before.

But not *much* more! I shall SWFDECOMPILE YOU

Response to: needs help Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

At 8/31/11 04:41 PM, punkbomb wrote: welp I decided to make an animation for the band nofx but im not here to spoil it (if it gets anywhere :/)
its my first animation so be gental

ANY WAY! im having a set back

how do i put music in the animation

im usesing the program pencil for my cartoon btw

thx!

Oh I'll be gentle alright. hehehee

Response to: fucking graphics Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

At 8/29/11 07:19 PM, tjl1297 wrote: ok let me give you an idea what im dealing with.....
say i make a graphic called thing 1, and then i make another graphic called thing 2. well, if i put down thing 2, it instead puts down thing 1. HELP?!?

http://www.perfect-parties.com/image-fil es/thing1-thing2.jpg try this1111

Response to: How to add attacks to platformer? Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

PRESS THE ENTER BUTTON

Response to: Converting Avi To Flv? Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

or just google exactly what your title of this thread it farg@t

Response to: Advanced multi user input text Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

At 9/1/11 02:41 AM, PSvils wrote:
At 9/1/11 02:33 AM, JeremysFilms wrote: lol 'utilizing'
lol you look like an emo reject begging for a dick up your asshole

lol you look like a plunger stalker

Response to: N00b at Actionscript needs help Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

my dick is soft

Response to: Advanced multi user input text Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

lol 'utilizing'

Response to: N00b at Actionscript needs help Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

At 8/30/11 07:28 PM, DelRio1991 wrote: i called myself a n00b

ill help you by offering my genitals in your self-directed n00bal cavity. fagg0t

Response to: Mint ImageLoader class. Posted September 1st, 2011 in Game Development

yea good work pussy

Professional Web Designer Needed $$ Posted August 30th, 2011 in Programming

Hi, my business is looking to hire someone who is over the age of 18 (preferably in the PA/NJ area) to design a professional company website for my business. It has been around for 35 years and it's time to bring it to the 21st century. I am very knowledgeable with computers and programming but do not have the time nor artistic creativity to design a working e-commerce website. We are looking for a very custom plan to be met which is why someone who could meet in person would be best.

A resume would be great and a very legitimate payment will be made on this as we are a clothing business running in Philadelphia for 35 years.

Email me if interested jeremysfilms@gmail.com


What's that game called that was on the front page a couple weeks ago that you had to set up guns and bombs different weapons and then when you press start they all attack the guy and you have to do a certain amount of damage to get to the next level and there's upgrades and all.

I wish NG was easier to navigate for games that are no longer on the front page, I wish there was a location with the front page history.

Response to: Old lady just knocked at door. Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

At 4/8/10 12:06 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Throw random prescription pills at her and she'll go away.

hahahahaha

Response to: I Turned 18 Today Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

I turned 18 march 7th and my life has not changed in any way. fuck this country

Response to: What's your shoe size? Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

7.5 same size as my dick in inches

Response to: Frohawks and Skinny Jeans Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

I wear skinny jeans and i swoosh my hair to the side and i rock custom nikes and i wear tight bright tshirts and im not gay. if i had a fauxhawk i would be a faggg tho

What's The Best Windows Laptop?!! Posted April 8th, 2010 in General

I know most of you will yell at me for asking this question because you will say I should get a mac, but I have been using a PC my whole life and cannot lug this PC to college with me. So what is the best windows laptop? My parents have an HP and it sucks major ballsack so I don't think that would be a good choice.

Response to: Newgrounds isnt as cool anymore Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

At 9/22/09 09:44 PM, Blush wrote: Not to be a dick or anything, but you're from 05 with 1,520 post. I mean it looks like you didn't spend that much time in the forums to me.

I read a lot. It's been my homepage since way back and therefore I've hung out here a whole lot. I just barely posted.

Response to: Newgrounds isnt as cool anymore Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

At 9/22/09 09:42 PM, AniMetal wrote: Now think about how much cooler it'll be when I leave.

Your a punk

Response to: Newgrounds isnt as cool anymore Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

At 9/22/09 09:32 PM, 360 wrote: Except I do kind of miss the moving and bigger sigs, and having dashes and stuff in our names and being able to change them on a whim.

ME also

Newgrounds isnt as cool anymore Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

What happened to newgrounds. it used to be so much cooler. there's less participation and more drive for money! Game companies are more interested advertising games with newgrounds than personal hobbyists are in making stuff.
There's not even a large number of front page madness games.
The forums aren't as cool anymore either there are less CONSISTENT regulars like there used to be.

FUCKKKK

Response to: Wide Layout Posted May 27th, 2009 in NG News

Ughh change it back tom. It totally clashes and looks tacky as shit. Plus, you're now copying other site ideas which defeats what we all love about NG.

Please change it back, not to mention it lags the page.

What are medals??? Posted April 4th, 2009 in General

I am confused.. what are these medals on certain flash games? Who puts them there and why are they only on certain games? I don't get it. Serious answer please because I never saw a news post about it.

Response to: Google goes Clock Crew Posted March 21st, 2009 in NG News

At 3/21/09 01:01 PM, SovietHippie wrote: this is total copywrite infringment

copyright* faggot

Response to: Google goes Clock Crew Posted March 21st, 2009 in NG News

No way Tom... any fruit can look like it's part of clockcrew.

Not at all haha

Response to: Newgrounds Is No Longer Blocked =d Posted February 20th, 2009 in General

At 2/19/09 08:22 AM, EpicFail wrote: Newgrounds isn't blocked at my school. Then again, my ass is barely on here anymore, I'm too busy in the real world!

Tru tru me too... I used to be hardcore NG I bought tshirts and shit. But that was back in middle skewl everything's changed so much for the better... but still I kind of miss the days where all I did was chill by myself all day on the computer lol.

<3

Response to: Newgrounds Is No Longer Blocked =d Posted February 19th, 2009 in General

At 2/18/09 08:30 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Luckily, at my school the computers don't block newgrounds,
or any other site, so we can see porn and shit ( but I
always go to newgrounds ) So fuck school comp security!

In-school Circle jerk? :)