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I lose. seriously though I'd bet if someone did a study, they'd find that masturbation is more addictive than nicotine.

I know what you did last night...

yeah it happened all the time when I was little. Except I'd be staring down the boogeyman, not a penguin.

Criss Angel is amazing. Nicky Glass ftw.

violence, through either its pain or its exhilaration, lets us know we're alive.

At 7/31/08 01:06 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Ronald McDonald because he consistantly has the highest public awareness ratings.

yeah. he has higher approval ratings than George W Bush. lol

At 7/30/08 11:41 PM, biohasard wrote: i mean we all know that anyone on the internet doesnt have a "gf"

ive had several.

Who do you think is the most badass advocate of Trans Fat?

I'm torn between Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders.

At 7/31/08 12:13 AM, TheRyoku wrote:

Now for the questions:

1.)Do you sleep on your back, side, front, or other? [If other, please specify.]

side

2.)Do you frequently remember your dreams? If you do, are they very vivid?

often. and yes they are very vivid.

3.)If you do frequently remember them, do you keep a dream journal?

no. i try to just remember them.

4.)When you do remember your dreams, frequently or infrequently, are they Lucid?

frequently. they are sometimes lucid

5.)Do you regularly have nightmares, also known as night terrors?

not regularly

6.)What do you sleep in, please don't get too specific, then again, this is Newgrounds.

boxers. thats it.

6.) a.)Do you sleep in socks?

nope.

7.)Do you eat right before you sleep? If not, then when?

sometimes.

8.)How many total Lucid Dreams have you experienced in your lifetime?

not sure of an exact number. Ive had many.

9.)Have you, or do you train to acquire the Lucid Dreaming state of mind each night? [This means you can go straight into a Lucid Dream, each night.]

no.

10.)Are you Male or Female?

Male.

11.)What time do you go to bed?

When I cant stay up any longer.

12.)How many hours of sleep do you averagely get?

7-8 hours on average I suppose.

At 7/30/08 10:24 PM, letiger wrote:

pictures of a person

something about her mouth bothers me.

vaseline. why, did you get raped or something?

getting head is NOT a big deal. Getting laid is.

if this isnt made up, then you should wait until he hits you. then you can jack his ass up as bad as you want and call it all 'self defense'

cartman ftw

this is totally fake. but in the event that it IS real, congratulations. you beat up a kindergartener.

At 2/20/07 08:17 PM, StCyril wrote:

Yeah you are absolutely right. What more could I want then to marry a crusty old geezer, have drug problems up the ying yang, and no friends...

You are absolutely right my $30k/year working with troubled youths could never compare to the satasfaction and sense of fullfillment as being a media whore and dying in my own filth...

absolute win.

somewhat humerous. however, I smell an alt...

At 2/20/07 04:33 PM, StCyril wrote:

Seriously has society gone so bad that all we have time to hear about are sluts and trend whores?

um, yeah. it pretty much has, dude.

they'll always be the same, because human nature will also always be the same.

The dark night is amazing. It is Heath Ledger's best performance ever; in fact it is one of the best performances by any actor ever. Saying it sucked is wrong.

i dont think anyone would really be stupid enough to eat the whole ex-lax bar, and if they did I think they'd be at risk of serious dehydration. i have a feeling this story is made up.

At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote:

1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)

dry.

2. Are you circumcised?

yes. fromunda is nasty.

3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain

In a sock. That way I can throw it in the washer.

4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never

sometimes. i do have a pretty sick shower head though...

5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

always. without porn getting off is impossible for me.

6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain

daily

7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never

always. whats the point unless you get off?

8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never

never. theres never any good material available then.

9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?

no. its all cartoon shit.

10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night

evening

get the hell out of here if u aint down with the clown, bitches!

"axe murderers, we dont die! serial killers, we dont die! freaks of the night, we dont die!!"-Twiztid

WARNING---putting salt on slugs can prove to be a source of great laughs. Please try it.

What do you prefer?

The drinkability, popularity, and overall tradition of beer, versus the diversity, entocicating factor, and taste of liquor.

you be the judge.

I was walked in on while killing someone. They havent told anyone, and they let me hide the body in our basement, but it was definitely awkward.

At 7/23/08 11:37 PM, Ffff483 wrote: i play guitar bass and piano and i wanna try to socialize with people who play rock instruments

I play bass a bit.

heres the one I have. i recommend it strongly.

At 7/24/08 01:11 AM, Powdar wrote:

At 7/24/08 01:10 AM, Jenou wrote:

At 7/24/08 01:07 AM, Sekhem wrote: i shave regularly down there

why???

Because she's a girl and it would be pretty gross if she didn't.

ohhhhhh....

forgot to check her profile. my bad lol

Grapes are EPIC FRUIT.

Grapes are epic because they come in different colors, flavors, and sizes; they can be seedless, seeded, you can freeze them to make delicious grapecicles, and you can make wine with them.