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heaven, according to the bible is where God is. Therefore everything is good. You dont need sin to be happy in heaven.

What do you thik are the most EPIC VEGETABLES?

IMHO...

-Carrots are EPIC---They're long and orange, rabbits eat them, they better your occular health, and they're fucking tasty.

-Broccoli is EPIC---Is like a little tree. nuff said.

-Red Savena Habaneros are EPIC---They're hot enough to burn skin from bone, and just the fumes from it can blind a person.

that movie rocked my world.

imho goth kids are all attention whores.

the graphics suck.

couldnt help myself.

At 7/31/08 04:59 AM, KIRBYLINK wrote: Use the BBS.

that would be too much power for one man to handle. the very fibers of his existence would be horrifically wrenced apart as the power of each individual user disintigrated his entire being.

late puberty maybe?

really really late puberty...

At 7/31/08 04:43 AM, poxpower wrote:

AND NOW
I WILL TURN HIM INTO

HAM

all you're "great" mod power and thats all you could think of?

that's pretty weak, pox

At 7/31/08 04:48 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:

More importantly, you can't adequately fake it because it has the highest density of any material available.

I'm pretty sure lead is denser than gold.

At 7/31/08 04:45 AM, squidly wrote:

At 7/31/08 03:20 AM, Jenou wrote: so I guess the king wins by popular vote?

No, the king OWNS by popular vote.

yes.

At 7/31/08 04:37 AM, Arctarus wrote: Gold is valuable because its shiny..its yellow and its rather rare ever since people have been using it since ancient times.
Eventually gold will run out and we'll make something else replace it...like lead.

i find it funny that you say lead may replace gold, even though its poisonous to humans.

At 7/31/08 04:39 AM, Reed wrote:

At 7/31/08 04:36 AM, Jenou wrote: it was 100x mixed with white widow hydro.

that sounds awesome!

trust me its NOT.

At 7/31/08 04:32 AM, Reed wrote:

At 7/31/08 04:27 AM, Jenou wrote: good or bad, what is an experience you had that changed your life?

For me, it was smoking weed that was laced with salvia. I've yet to smoke another bowl since then.

lmao weak ass bitch. Salvia isn't even that strong!

it was 100x mixed with white widow hydro.

seriously. why is gold so valuable and importan to us? What makes us drawn to gold as opposed to some other shiny metal? I find it confusing.

At 7/31/08 04:29 AM, WtfAwesome wrote: The internet.

how did I not see this coming

:fuck me

if you like her dont just sit around on your ass and do nothing. call her, meet her, go out with her somewhere. Jeez you're acting like some no-life NGer.

oh wait

At 7/31/08 04:26 AM, poxpower wrote: IF YOU WEREN'T A MODERATOR, YOU COULD NEVER HAVE MADE THIS THREAD WITHOUT GETTING BANNED.

AAAAAAAAAH SO UNFAIR, AAAAAAAAAH SAND IN VAGINA CALL THE WHAAAAAABULANCE.

there

But I'm Jenou and that automatically makes me better than you could ever be.

there

good or bad, what is an experience you had that changed your life?

For me, it was smoking weed that was laced with salvia. I've yet to smoke another bowl since then.

Do you have a pair of bolt cutters? pruners? how about serrated knives? If worse comes to worse I suppose you could hit it with a rock, you know, do it the old fashioned way.

At 7/31/08 03:56 AM, Deadchick wrote:

-The things they do are never their fault; they are always blamed on someone else

I never blame no one for my actions.

you never blame no one for your actions=you blame everyone for your actions=i'm right=you're a snake.

At 7/31/08 03:45 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 7/31/08 03:43 AM, Jenou wrote: while men may do some of the things I have mentioned, it is rare. all women are guilty of at least one of the characteristics I listed.

Have you met all women? Hell, I'll go easy on you, have you met a woman?

i've met and known plenty. and guess what? they were/are all snakes. you are too. go back to your cage.

At 7/31/08 03:40 AM, LadyGrace wrote: A weak attempt to make women seem less snakelike.

while men may do some of the things I have mentioned, it is rare. all women are guilty of at least one of the characteristics I listed.

At 7/31/08 03:36 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote:

-They cheat once things get old, casting love off completely.

She would never do that to me :P

you say that now.

:one day you will find yourself old/not the same in some way and she WILL turn on you.

At 7/31/08 03:31 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Holy shit, I didn't know you had another alt, DragonsGrief!

u talking about me?

At 7/31/08 03:32 AM, TOEZ wrote: You need to go outside. Take a breather. Hell, go on vacation. See a psychiatrist. Do something to get that awful taste out of your mouth.

you wanna join in on the fun or not?

I love you dalmo. make sweet love to me hardcore anal style for dinnertime.

-All they care about is sex
-They always go for the bigger better deal whether it be a larger penis or a fatter wallet.
-Their hormones are a pain in the ass
-They exploit our feelings for them in order to get their way
-They spend needlessly while we work hard to support and provide
They are materialistic and sinful to the point of ethical blindness
-The things they do are never their fault; they are always blamed on someone else
-They lie in order to cover their asses
-They cheat once things get old, casting love off completely.

while there may be very VERY few exceptions to this,

Women.
Are.
Snakes.
Edn.

you're 18. stop talking like my fucking grandparents.

so I guess the king wins by popular vote?

At 7/31/08 01:29 AM, dooomsDave wrote: McDonald is out.
He just got a sex change.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGx Q8

The king, he knows what America wants!!!

what.
the.
fuck.