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funny. that is the complete opposite of the american megaslut barbie doll.

At 1/15/06 09:45 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: It doesn't really but what if it did?

you trying to give me a fucking heart attack?

cigarette tobacco is a stimulant. You cannot say against that.

a stimulant that kills you.

But imagine in one day where scientific research found and proved masturbation could cause cancer some how, would you continue?

oooooohhhhhhh yeah.

I say enjoy the stuff you do, despite the anti-whatevers. I don't care if it limits your life, as far as I am concerned humanity has stopped into a stage where nothing new will happen and change society.

yay! *faps*

Ask yourself this, were the great inventors centuries ago stopped by people telling you how to live?

Nope

damn! you took my answer!

At 1/15/06 11:56 PM, Brotherhood_of_Chaos wrote: i dont know but im beeing stalked by hot chicks

happens to me too. except in real life, not the internet.

proof of this fact

theres actually proof?

message recevide at:
Jan 14, 2006 11:05 PM

mesage headline:
hi there

body of message:
Hey!
I saw your profile and I would really like to get to know you better. If you wanna talk you can IM me on ChopperBabe9015. Hope to hear from you soon!

okay, she wants to get to know you. thats not stalking, dont get excited, casanova. plus how do we know you didnt just write that message yourself?

and proof that this isnt any bull shit

im listening...

here is there profile

How do we know you didnt just look up some babe's profile?

what a coinkydink! i just got done listening to hypnotize!

At 1/14/06 10:34 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: All of your threads suck, please leave.

now thats not very nice. you can get t3h ban phor cutting down people like that.

best suicide....twist yourself into a freaky yoga position (it'll cut off your breathing) so the morgue guy'll get pissed off when you hit rigor mortis.

At 1/14/06 09:53 PM, MellowMushroom wrote:

At 1/14/06 09:52 PM, Thorain wrote: Whats the best full out way to commite Suicide that takes less than.. 5 hours of preperations..

Jump in a bath tub full of LSD.

It'd take well over 5 hours to get that much LSD.

At 1/14/06 09:46 PM, Teh_Gamer wrote: Ok, we all know that noob flash artists, who submit crap tp the portal are annoying, but that way, we get blam points. I find the noob reviewers even more annoying, because they try to think of a good comback, or insult, and they humiliate themselves more than the artist, you know?

Well the noobs who submit crap to the portal are okay. Its not their fault theyre not as good as some. I actually respect some of them for having the balls to submit their first work. Theres a lot of abusive reviewers on this site you know.

The noobs that submit crap to the portal on purpose to drive us insane... those are the ones that piss me off. They know their stuff is shit and could mst likely do better, but still submit it multiple times just to clog the portal full of junk.

But yeah. noob reviewers can be sort of abusive/stupid/ignorant/attention whorey. They'll be like "zomg you suck lol@joor mom. you are teh ghey and yoo luff teh penor. ill kill joo wif teh chainthawww!" They make a big scene, feel like a badass, then get banned.

At 1/14/06 09:58 PM, Jenou wrote: That little bastard Ness had this coming.

I mean...that little bastard had THIS coming!

That little bastard Ness had this coming.

At 1/14/06 09:37 PM, Fiction_Is_Real wrote:

jesus christ dude! whered the cuteness go?!

pawnsome

At 1/14/06 07:41 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: The title should be what would you do if Newgrounds shut down but it doesn't fit.

Id be sad.

Id definately buy teh tank.

Illwillpress is a genious. Just because one of his flashes had racist content in it, doesnt mean all of them are bad. and besides, The Hatta's rant was just a joke. chill.

At 1/14/06 01:59 AM, -Sketch- wrote:

Get fucking real. The move is good and all, but it definetly doesn't deserve #1, Brackenwood deserves it. This movie is good for a chuckle but it isn't hilarious, you stupid shits.

I thought ultimate showdown sucked. Brackenwood definately deserves #1.

At 1/14/06 02:56 AM, NYCintern wrote: I love nuts. Not the testicular kind, mind you.

nuts are tasteh.

A big can of mixed nuts, and I'm happy for a good half hour.

mixed nuts are tasteh.

Unfortunately, not all nuts are created equal.

say what?

PEANUTS - the good ol' standby. Peanuts are good for everything, and really tasty. A little overdone, but tried, true, and tasty as shit!

last I tried shit, I had to get my stomach pumped.

CASHEWS - Not bad! Sometimes a little mushy for my taste, but they've got a soft texture which makes them alright.

cashews are fattening but tasteh.

WALNUTS - Oh hell yes. The texture, the taste, everything is nice about these little fuckers.

walnuts are orgasmic.

ALMONDS - A little chewier, but very nice, altogether. These, like peanuts can be eaten many in a row, and still taste really good.

Someone told me that almonds are related to cherries.

MACADAMIANS - Not so good. They taste bad, have gross texture, and are only good in cookies.

what are you on? Salt em up and those babies are better than crack!

BRAZILIANS - Fucking sick. The only nut of all the mixed nuts that I just throw out. They also have a nickname which is unrepeatable in here.

theyre pretty sick. but teh parrots like them!

Which is your favorite? And don't tell me you're allergic to nuts, because I'm allergic to posts about the newest gaming console.

My favorite is the hazelnut. I could eat a truckload of those little bastards.

hazelnuts make everything better!
examples:
-Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Never had one? Never lived.
-Nutella. Good on anything.

At 1/14/06 01:42 AM, _Joe_ wrote: It must've been stolen.

agreed.

I saw half of the first one. arent they like 4 hours each?

At 1/14/06 01:03 AM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Today was Friday the 13th. I just realized that a little while ago. Fucking Freddy still didn't come to my house. Oh well, maybe we can hang out in my dreams :)

Freddy was in the Nightmare on Elm Street series. l0l@you.

But it was also a full moon...kinda spooky.

-32247.2980000004 on teh secks4y scale

NG is good for everybody!

First you break open the teabag.
then you put all the tea on a piece of paper.
Then you roll it up.
Now light it on teh fire

almost there....

now inhale.

good boy. Now its off to the hospital!

At 1/14/06 12:40 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 1/14/06 12:39 AM, Peacekid wrote: LUFFFPOINTS

Can I haff one? :(

<3333

4 LUFF POINTS FOR YOU LOL.

Man this feels so wrong, that was so long ago.

Dont forget your old pal Jenou now, SMC. I need luff points too.

Pie and women.

That shit should NEVER happen.

gay marriage and Lesbian Marriage are two different things, buddy.

At 1/14/06 12:14 AM, Miles_ wrote: thats what makes him funny!

3<

had me scared for you for a minute there. ^__^

Fuck the 360. I have a normal Black x-box that works just fine. Who needs the 360?

BBS. edn.