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three eggs over medium with hash browns, sausage links and two pecan pancakes.

I've accomplished many things. I've taught people lessons, I've written a book, I'm an artist, and I'm going to college.

Oh and btw, you wasted all that writing on a bunch of dudes who probably dont give a shit.

I'd pick myself. I wouldnt want to live if it'd mean killing someone in my family.

At 8/2/08 06:58 AM, mystro wrote: fuck royal mail in their stupid arses and fuck their 'soory you were out' bullshit I've been here all morning goddamnit

um...excuse me?

At 8/1/08 02:11 PM, infernocpf wrote: lots and LOTS of terms for masturbation.

well you dont have much free time, now do you?

At 8/2/08 06:57 AM, aListers wrote: well you can but things with money that make you happy! not happiness but you'll also get bored of it after a while. then again there are things that never get boring.

such as cars like this.

bump of chicken (japanese) i honestly have no clue why, but they're fucking catchy, okay?!

I've got a razr like nearly every other person on earth.

so they thought you were beating off when you werent?

thread stealer.

At 8/2/08 06:38 AM, Snayke wrote: Also, who says that you can only get happiness by loving someone who returns that love? If that is the only way you can be happy, you are a very sad person.

exactly.

At 8/2/08 06:38 AM, P1337R wrote:

Its funny how i can get people to actually attempto solve this cipher

Ht ce ka ie as il .e

the cake is a lie?

congrats to revolution and HaxX0rz111.

Here's the next one. It's a bit harder.

Ff tu ds oo yg ic ju of ll fu re ya he et us ca be es pl ap ne pi at oe et ov il.

Its a 3 step this time.

hint: its only a two step cipher.

Ti fs nu yn oh iw ac ng te ep po el ot ca ut la yl ta et pm ot os vl te ih cs pi eh r.

What does it say? Solve it and win a fabulous prize.

At 8/2/08 06:09 AM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 8/2/08 05:58 AM, Jenou wrote:

Sweet baby Jesus, a Chuck Norris reference. I know you can do better than that.

PIneapple Sausage?

Goddammit I'm fucking trying!

At 8/2/08 01:28 AM, bodom-child wrote: they're gods were real and not fake bullshit stories.
=D

a dude with a jackal's head is definitely not a bullshit story.

At 8/2/08 05:50 AM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 8/2/08 05:44 AM, Jenou wrote: Howard Stern can put out wildfires with his flatulence. Can the Ramones do that?

hmmmmm?

True, the other worldly power contained within Howard Stern's penis alone is mighty enough to distort the fabric of space and bend the will of nature, but 3 out of the 4 original Ramones are dead and they'd still kick more asses than Tony Jaa and Jet-Li combined.

it matters not. Chuck Norris would eat Howard Stern and wash him down with the Ramones.

do you smoke weed?

Howard Stern can put out wildfires with his flatulence. Can the Ramones do that?

hmmmmm?

At 8/2/08 05:27 AM, AwesomeRific wrote:

At 8/2/08 05:25 AM, dalmo wrote: Im not saying it can't. But one person with no money but a true loving spouse. Can be just as happy with someone with tons of money. I didn't think so until I lost someone I truly love. I would give all the riches in the world to hold her in my arms again.

Lol, faggot.

you shut up. you shut up and you DIE IN A FIRE! I will fill your virgin ass hole with so many fucking jews you'll be shitting latkes and dreydls for the rest of your God forsaked life. You fuck with Dalmo, you fuck with me. AND YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK WITH ME.

At 8/2/08 05:25 AM, metalstorm wrote: Well if I had the money to buy anything i wanted I know that my life would definatley be a whole lot less stressful and probably a whole lot more fun which would, in turn, make me more happy.

there you go. see? I'm telling you all, money makes life better. and when life is better, you're happier.

At 8/2/08 05:16 AM, dalmo wrote: No. True love cannot be found based on a money relationship. Being pennyless and with the one you love is true wealth. More than a person with a million dollars will ever had.

But being richer than God with the one you love is even better.

I say yes. While some say that maslow's heirarchy of needs is all one truly requires to be happy, I say get real. We're humans; we're naturally materialistic and gluttinous.

Food, water, and shelter might keep me alive, but its money and material things that bring me other happiness as well.

But really, this whole argument is opinionated, so I'm asking you for your opinion: do you think money can buy happiness.

note I never mentioned TRUE happiness.

if this story is real, then props for standing up for yourself. If it isnt, then props for a good story.

At 8/2/08 04:57 AM, Gimmy-Ribs wrote:

Alright retard since you clearly don't understand the english language let me put it into an equation:
GAY ==/== STUPID/DUMB/RETARDED

Faggot.

thats why the title of this thread wasnt Gay is a synonym for stupid, but rather gay AS a synonym for stupid.

faggot.

At 8/2/08 04:53 AM, Gimmy-Ribs wrote: Look up the word synonym before you use it dipshit.

synonym:noun:: a word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another in the language, as joyful, elated, glad.

go die now.

At 8/2/08 04:51 AM, Xavon wrote: You're pretty fucking gay.

Go back to your sandbox.

See what I did there?

Seriously. Get out. All you are is a troll and no one likes you.

die in a fire.

At 8/2/08 03:10 AM, LngTankerforjoo wrote: a load of illiterate shit in an attempt to make himself seem cooler.

Its people like you who cause threads to go bad. If you dont like this thread, then dont post in it. simple as that.

At 8/2/08 03:06 AM, sharp-shooter98 wrote: ganja and video games wat a wounderful combination well to those of u who do smoke wat games would u recomend playing while blazed? i like prince of persia sands of time

Whenever I'm stoned I play Mario Kart 64. Rainbow road makes for a trippy ass race while on the herb.