Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

oh shit alcohol is legal my bad!

At 9/1/08 11:36 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: i photoshopped my friends pic and put my face on top of her body. she hasnt talked to me since and i just found out i made her cry... newgrounds what should i do?

Go cut your dick off. you dont deserve it.

I like bands in all those age groups. does that make me immortal?

cuz that would be awesome : P

then why isnt World of Warcraft? Like drugs and alcohol, WoW is highly addictive, makes you feel great until you pass out, takes over your life, and is horrible for your health (sitting that many hours a day cant be good for you).

Seriously, think about it.

disastrous? yeah i figured. In my opinion, the only movie in the whole "movie" series was superhero movie.

At 9/1/08 11:18 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote:

1. All Summer Long by Kid Rock (heard 3 to 4 times a day)

I hate that song so fucking badly.

Now that I'm in college (The Art Institute of Washington) I have notice that my life has changed. I find myself to be somewhat more responsible, but at the same time I find myself wasting more time than ever. Washington DC is flooded with hotties; theres one distraction. The mall here is four levels high (another distraction) and now that i dont have my parents breathing down my neck, I've been doing things that arent very good for my health (i.e. smoking a lot)

But anyway, this post was meant to be a brochure, in a really fucked up way, to the college life as a whole. It makes you focus more, but at the same time, all the free time you get can be a big presence.

So yeah. And um, AIW 2012!!!

its a mac book pro. i need it for college (art school ftw)

its pretty sick. its real fast and it has a nice screen, graphx card, and what not, but it was a bitch to set up.

At 8/9/08 06:25 PM, Not-God wrote: I played it for 3 and a half years.

2 70's

both in t6 gear with some from sunwell

Quit while you're ahead. You won't regret it. It took me years to quit.

its kinda like smoking huh?

And its funny because I always used to make fun of people who played world of warcraft, and now I'm completely addicted after one night of gameplay. I used to watch my friend play and think "oh my god this guy's such a dork." but now im like "oh my God, this is possibly the best game ever"

Oh how people change.

I'll tell you. Living here in the STL is nuts. Every day you're subjected to different people and different views. all walks of life can be found here and each day is completely random. Also, the wather is different and completely defiant of the forecast. In march, we had a 70 degree F day, followed immediately by a foot of snow the next day.

I swear, StLouis is the most interesting city ever.

nice. it'll good to see it gone. its a terrible disease.

At 8/6/08 11:03 PM, Mizar wrote: He's so much better than David Blaine.

agreed. fully, whole-heartedly agreed.

I love to mastybate. And I love letting people know. whats so wrong with that?

Man that sucks. I guess thats what you get for playing guildwars, dude.

Its okay I still luff joo.

i used to. i now see that drugs are bad.

At 8/5/08 04:36 AM, kornrox wrote: Whitch do you like more?

I like wine better.

They're equal imho.

wine is tastier to me, but i cant drink as much of it.

beer is fun to drink, and i can drink a ton.

At 8/7/08 02:36 AM, HarraH wrote: who will be the next prime minister (PM) of USA do u reckon Hilory Clinton or Oboma i tbhink obama because he is black and i heard there are lots of blacks in USA! I have a prime minster in our country he called Kevin :)

The US has no prime ministers. It has a president.

Its funny to know that people will bend their morality and standard of ethics for a quick buck.

human nature ftw.

so your soft pubes constitute a miracle?

At 8/5/08 02:59 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: Maybe if it was someone like John Stamos LOL

what if it were a fat ugly slob? would you still do it for the 100K?

At 8/5/08 02:57 AM, pointydagger wrote: Awww dude, i want some. Everyone will be like "Why is your penis multi colored?"

And ill say "The color is different flavors" We all know what happens after that. Soon the world will be filled with gonorrhea just because of me.

you sir, are an evil bastard.

At 8/5/08 02:56 AM, TERMINATORINNC wrote: No amount of many would be enough to make me even consider performing a homosexual act.

but its a lot of money. you could use it to drown your guilt!

At 8/5/08 02:36 AM, 61 wrote:

At 8/5/08 02:22 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: Lol you probabaly got it from fucking your grandmother.

lolwut

I cant help it. Me and my granny have hot, steamy sex all the time.

Would you have homosexual sex (you and ONE other person) for money?

If you're a man:

10,000 dollars to give a man a blowjob?

100,000 to have sex with a man?

If you're a woman:

10,000 dollars to eat pussy?

100,000 to have sex with a woman?

At 8/5/08 02:31 AM, americanidiot2f wrote:

But with a little help from a time machine....

ooh I call shotgun.

deloreans ftw

At 8/5/08 02:22 AM, PinkFoydZeppelin wrote: Lol you probabaly got it from fucking your grandmother.

No, I used protection with her

my granny's such a cougar...

the death penalty is such a controversy, but here goes; I say kill the bastard. He's on death row for a reason.

I woke up one day. I was feeling kinda sick. I didnt have a headache, and I didnt have a flu. My penis was scratching, pretty bad too, and when I looked down there you should see what surprised me. A rash!!! A BIG GREEN RASH!!!!! So I went to see my doctor to make sure everything was okay. He looked at me and DO YOU KNOW what he said to me???

He said I had GONORRHEA.

I had a big rash on my penis. A blue-green rash on my penis. It was huge, and it was ugly. I didnt know what to do! "Who did I get it from?" I thought?

And now I'm fucked over with gonorrhea.