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well here's me. +10 ego pts.

post a pic. just for an ego boost.

you do realize you're asking newgrounders for grammatcal advice...right?

At 5/31/09 02:29 AM, Fedges wrote: this website

most of those sammiches look like infected vaginas...

Muffaletta is an EPIC SAMMICH.

At 5/29/09 05:57 PM, Saddamsphasiden wrote: My dinner

I lost my appetite :D and i was about to make a sammich lol

At 5/25/09 07:39 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

Sure I am. I'm an untouched master of torture. But I am also master of the mind. Make them devoid of hope, but make them retain the will to live, while still instilling massive amounts of pain and you win. I am one of the few to ever accomplish this and I have it down to a science.

the will to live is a form of hope. I torture my victims by starving them for weeks, then presenting them a big feast. I then laugh as their organs shut down from the stress.

At 5/29/09 04:24 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: What the fuck is wrong with all of you, lightly oiled nad skilled fried pita bread is the fucking cream dela cream.

as a Greek i must agree :P

one punch to the genitals justifies another.

you did what any kid who was hit in the sack ought to have

At 5/29/09 03:44 PM, wegra2007 wrote: 'Sup

powdered.

toast...

MAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!!!!!!

At 5/29/09 03:30 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:

At 5/29/09 03:04 PM, Shikamarana wrote: HAI GUISE LOOK AT ME I CAN GOOGLE BREAD PICS TOO AM I COOL NAO PLUS WUN PAOST

Your bread is boring; everyone else has pretty much posted interesting and unique breads for which we go "yum yum."

or "OM NOM NOM"

At 5/28/09 06:56 PM, xports wrote: Epic bread for the epic thread.

canned bread is definitely epic. win.

At 5/28/09 02:24 AM, CrowCuervo wrote: This is epic as it gets

win

French bread is EPIC BRED because you can use it to beat people >:(

At 5/27/09 09:38 PM, CalvinGodly wrote: This is Epicly GAY!

whats gay is not putting up other epic breads. like this PUMPERNICKEL!!!!

I tried in every way possible not to come off as a noob...

that didnt work as planned :P

Cranberry nut bread is an EPIC BREAD.

Start with a Large server.

-add 1 cup potental
-2 cups fail
-1/2 cup roflmao
Stir together until uniform

-Add one fresh Bedn
-1 cup cadny
-Liberally add Mods to counteract the Nubs that will accumulate during bake time.

Bake for 30 minutes at a flaming temperature of OVER 9000, until relatively crispy.

At 5/27/09 08:10 PM, mandamay wrote: Frost.
Even though Dickinson is an amazing poet, Frost is more modern and definitely better to understand.
(e.g. the idiots can get it better)

when i read a frost poem i feel like a grandpa is telling me a story by a fire. Emily gets me to think deeply, while Frost makes me feel nice. I think I like frost also. I dont like pondering the fabric of my very thoughts :P

Both are skilled poets. But who do you think has made more of an impact on the world of literature? Emily Dickinson looks into the very psyche of man, and pretty much makes us think of our minds in ways we normally wouldnt, and Robert frost makes us think about choices.

Basically Im in English class right now, and im bored as hell. So discuss this with me while my profesor rambles :D

At 1/24/09 03:05 PM, EL-7 wrote: Getting stuck at the end of a treadmill and getting 2nd degree friction burns.

ow. holy shit man.

In my case, its the time where my thumb got caught in the mat cutter. razor sharp. didnt even feel it go in. it was when i went to walk away when it took a fatty chunk out of my thumb. blood was everywhere and even the air burned like hell on it.

If so, then try to fix it yourself instead of moping and bitching like a little fag boy. Im sick of ppl bitching. Recently Ive had to hear ppl randomly bitch about how shitty their school, jobs, family, etc are and frankly im sick of it. please spare others the earful and do something for yourself.

I vote Honeybaked Ham!

*a nom nom nom!

IMHO nothing can top the barett in range, accuracy, and effectiveness against enemies.

3 days?! back in my high school u got suspended for a semester for fighting.

its simple. Drive faster.

nick Was good. Now its become a bastardized attempt at what it used to be with its childish shows that are cancelled as quick as they are relased.

Fuck that. Im definitely not logging into youtube on the 19th. Fuck sensorship we have a right to say what we want.

Question. Does banta claus wield a banstick or a bancandycane?