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if i have a pound on me i go to jail for 7 years and its a felony.

if i rape a child i get two years and if i'm lucky i can live somewhere where no one knows me.

get less time in the bin than pot smokers where I live and I think its fucking pitiful.

I live in missouri

At 7/6/08 05:04 AM, 95wave wrote: um yeah well micro black holes turn to dust very quickly after forming (thank you science channel) but the matter in them is lost (omg breaking rules of the universe is FUN!) but they won't last long enough to do dammage

what happens to the matter previously witheld?

At 7/6/08 04:37 AM, CrUiZ3R wrote: Who the fuck came up with this prediction in the first place?

the mayans. fuck that. if they know everything then where are they today, hmmm????

fuck ancient civilizations.

i think you need to look closer. the first injections dont begin until august. the collisions dont occur until months later.

At 7/6/08 04:03 AM, 0peth wrote: It's kind of sad how you don't seem to know what to do for your life at all.

Hey go fuck yourself. I was just asking people what they'd do in my situation. Im in no way depending on their advice. Im just asking. Im sure I'll come to a conclusion when the time comes.

At 7/6/08 03:32 AM, ghyfty wrote: But the question is:do you have the money for them both?

no. thats why I'm asking what to do lol

At 7/6/08 03:31 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Buy the apartment thne you can rent it out and buy a corvette with that money, then youc an drive around in it and threaten to kill your tenants if there wives don't give you head all week.

i can see where that idea might work lol, but the money i'd make from my tenants (I'd hopefully have two) would pay my mortgage and student loans. I'd still have to find a job to support myself.

At 7/6/08 03:05 AM, Flak wrote: Easily the apartment complex.

i suppose. but the whole loan thing is kinda scary.

im not denying the fact that hitler was a coldhearted bastard and a merciless killer of millions, but he's still a very important part of history and his image needs to be preserved for that purpose.

Grease by far. Grease is a classic with real stars like John Travolta while High School Musical is overdone, overrated, overhyped, and full of disney channel kids.

or a three apartment complex?

I love corvettes and have always wanted one. I've been saving for a few months and have nearly 5000 dollars. I figure by the time i finish college (2012) i'll have enough to buy a used 2008 vette in cash so i wont have to worry about payments or interest. I know if i buy the vette, I'll be really happy. I mean REALLY happy. But then I'll have to settle for living in a shitty place, paying out the ass for insurance and gas to feed my V8.

But if i continue to save and take out a loan when I graduate, I can get a three apt complex, live in one, and rent out the other three. That way I wont have to worry about mortgage, because my tenant(s) will pay for it. plus the third room will be mostly profit. Then I can just get a cheaper car like a VW or a chevy and build my wealth, slowly increasing the amount of real estate i own. that way I could have a corvette by the time I'm like 35. But the question is, do I want to wait that long? TRhe corvette will most likely be a completely different car by then or maybe even nonexistent with the new gas law in consideration for 2020 (all cars manufactured as of 2020 must have 30 mpg hwy or more)

so what do you think would be best?

people say i look like richard gere when he was younger but i disagree. when i had my long hair they said Josh Groban, which I can actually see.

I had a dream where pineapples came to life and serviced my genitals.

oh yes.

At 7/5/08 05:01 AM, Benovere wrote:

At 7/5/08 04:53 AM, Jenou wrote: i vote republican oon all submissions.

So thats a -2 on bad and a 7 on good flashes, right?

sure!

i vote republican oon all submissions.

At 7/5/08 04:51 AM, bigjuicy wrote: Oysters, lots of raw oysters and hot sauce.

Or hot wings.....

Ive never had raw oysters. heard they were sick though.

whore yourself. It's the only way.

At 7/5/08 04:46 AM, Johnny-chimp-0 wrote: A big juicy Philly cheesesteak.

Oh god...*Drool*

my grandparents own a restaurant/bar and their phillies are fucking sex.

At 7/5/08 12:04 AM, Brick-top wrote: Exactly what is it?

lol. that bear looks cained.

but the weirdest thing I've ever seen would probably be this: an obese naked mole-rat

At 7/5/08 04:42 AM, morlockcleric wrote: lobster, that fancy baconwraped steak, king crab, shrimp, oysters, and french fries, fried onions,

i myself would do snow crab over king crab. the last time i had king crab i went home with shredded up hands.

At 7/5/08 04:33 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Bite my shiny metal ass. -Bender

WIN

At 7/5/08 04:00 AM, Another-User wrote: Of course. Controversial things are just like trolls, you add fuel, you get a bigger fire.

trolls? how does adding fuel to trolls = fire in any manner?

any food in the world, right now, what would it be?

personally, I'd have a big fat grilled lobster tail. that shit be tasty.

At 7/5/08 04:33 AM, bigjuicy wrote:

At 7/5/08 04:28 AM, Jenou wrote:

also, tobacco smoke constricts blood vessels, while weed smoke opens them up.

Is that why if you smoke tobacco while smoking weed, your high will get all shitty?

no its simply the mixture of chemicals that cause the high to be altered. However I sometimes find that smoking a cigarett before or after weed can enhance my high. never tried it during a session though.

i suppose there would be many different ways to rape myself...

lol @ human stupidity

At 7/5/08 04:25 AM, superlunk wrote: You'll fit in great here! Welcome to NG. 99% of these people are just like you.

im the 1% thats gotten laid

At 7/5/08 04:21 AM, bigjuicy wrote:

Sorry but weed doesn't make you crazy and get in car chases and beat on random people like alcohol does. Cigarettes.... well cigarettes are just dumb. Weed can cause minor breathing and coughing problems. But the painkiller relaxation effect makes it all worth it, plus the euphoria is pretty good to.

also, tobacco smoke constricts blood vessels, while weed smoke opens them up.

not to mention all its medicinal uses

At 7/5/08 03:31 AM, El-Mistro wrote: MY BEST FRIEND

yes