AHMAHGAWD YOU'RESOWACKY LOLOLOL.

Fuck paradoxes. Fuck them to heeeeeelllllllllllll.....

I'm going to be totally original and say you should've captured that fucker.

Don't waste your Ultra Ball though. You have any idea how much those cost nowadays?

I can't see the Frosted Flakes anywhere in that photo.

I've wasted the last 10 minutes of my life.

I'm all for playing as Metroids' girlfiend. Alright character.

...but no more Brawl threads. There are just too many.

Decisive evidence.

So looking forward to seeing my death via fall from 30 story-building in this game. This just might be a good 'un.

About 11 more days if you don't count the weekends.

I'm a weird combination of American Indian/German.

Not sure what you'd call it.

At 5/6/08 08:15 PM, SenatorBob wrote:

Is this sarcasm? I can't really tell. And if it's not....please go away.

Oh sorry, I forgot that I can't be sarcastic until I have a post count of at least 2,000.

My bad.

At 5/6/08 08:07 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: I don't see why girls think their cool.

They look like chicks and their songs are full of faggotry

THEY'RE COOL BECAUSE I CAN RELATE TO THEIR SONGS OF ANGST AND DESPAIR!!! THEY'RE SO KAWAII!!!

The Dead Rising fan-fic caught me off-guard.

Oh God...

At 5/6/08 08:01 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: You're life must suck if sex is the best thing ever. I mean it's cool but, you're shallow.

Took the words right out of mah mouth.

At 5/6/08 07:38 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Depends if you like lolicon or not.

I believe I fixed that for ya'.

Do you really want a new friend that badly?

At 5/6/08 05:21 PM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote:

At 5/6/08 11:30 AM, diquehead wrote: brawl sucks biggest balls!
and heres what i think about it

Yes?

His mom caught him on the computer and forced him to play outside with his relatives.

Or it's a bad troll.

At 4/20/08 11:05 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: She liked the little game that came with the console (don't remember the name) but soon forgot about it.

Hexic?

At 5/6/08 07:14 PM, Flak wrote:

So close, Half-Life 2.

I missed a whole digit...?

Oh...

I.... I guess I'll start cutting my wrists now.

Vertically :(

At 5/6/08 05:43 PM, Zeromus wrote: Oh sorry verycoolguy I'm 1418-6430-8729 let's play later, sorry I've been busy with school, sports and such I haven't had much time to check newgrounds.

Oh-

I...

I get it. You're too cool for us now, isn't..... isn't that right?

At 5/6/08 05:23 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

Guess who each is and you get a cookie.

...Are-

...are they Link from Wind Waker and Gordon Freeman from Half-Life?

.......

Could've sworn this was about Portal...

Just because you can't find them doesn't mean they aren't there. Have you ever noticed those doors you couldn't ever open? Ever?

Or... whatever. Who knows?

They probably went outside. Remember all of those trees? Yeah...

At 5/4/08 09:37 PM, ChaosCrunchy wrote: Congratulations Ms. Aran! You birthed a Captain Falcon! Be sure to apply the cream to stop the burning sensation.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was born like that. Most babies when born come out head first, but when it came to Captain Falcon, he comes out all in-your-face with a now fuckin' classic kick.

Hence the fact there's no doctor pictured....

It's fun to watch the writers for this actually try to incorporate a believable storyline.

At 5/5/08 09:18 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: No, but I have been chased by one, does that count?

Is that all it takes to be in a gang nowadays?

Whatever happened to the drugs and the shooting and the inappropriate behavior suggested by street gangs of the 90's geehajubagloopadoop?

At 5/5/08 09:14 PM, grounds-master wrote: A guy walks into a bar and says

"OW! Where did that fuckin' bar come from? That fucker came out of nowhere!"

Why did I laugh at this?

I had a damn good croissant for breakfast, but you have to understand, it was delicious.

I'm not good with MS Paint either. That's why I opted for a simple easy-to-make sig like the one below.

Also because Portal was fun.

At 5/5/08 09:03 PM, jasonapog wrote: Master Chief? Why? Doesn't matter how... i don't care any way

YOUR SELF-CONTRADICTING POST IS CONFUSING ME.

At 5/3/08 01:33 PM, T3hShotgunK1ng wrote: Duck Hunt was my childhood love...and still is.

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES.

Did anyone actually stand away from the TV playing that game? I always used to stand about 2 inches away.