58 Forum Posts by "Jax-Cross"
Well i took my weeks ban for originally posting this, but i would still like feedback on it. Note I don't think i can get banned again for posting a reply to this
Guess its too long sorry about that people
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Thanks Jax "Sand god" Cross and today God is shitting on Florida! As unbelievably cold drops of shit hits Tampa today. Will it warm up today I really fucking doubt. And by the way, another nasty festering yet cold fart front makes its way to the western part of this fucked up climate having state! That’s it for the weather! This is Jeremy "crotch less panties" Dunbar back to u Sand god!!
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Stupid rednecks come to our country. we nuke US bastards!! ching ching fong foo!! And we'll just cut him short because he makes no fucking sense!! Yes these stupid Americans voted for the asshole that thinks he rules the world. Now lets take a new vote. Who thinks World War 3 is coming because of Bush, log on to www.fuckedupshit.com and vote now or on yo Nextel phone press ## and spell bullshit for yo vote back to u Sand god!!
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Live and let live. Some American hate the French and some French Hate the Americans. I personally Don't care what They think, Fuck them both and support them at the same time. Another war will brake out soon and we will be all wraped up in it. I'm not surprised at whats happening with Bush and With the French In the UN but that is how the governments of the World like to get our attention.
I can understand that different countries want to help, but for ones that opposed the war because of finacial gain or loss such as France. I think they should not be aload to help in the rebuilding same for Germany and Russia. They didn't risk anything not a single human life untill the very end why should we let them help.
And then I would spray paint a monkey blue and....oh wait wrong post.
I'm suprised no one is going to invest some of it. but hey itsnot for anyone.
I was a Naval Warrent officer, in the tramsission phase from ROTC too Real Military, when I got out of it. I still keep close ties to my unit, and i'm on call if they need me.
I would buy a small army and take over France, so i could watch them surrender. actually I would buy one of those new Z4 and use that to drive around, then a whole bunch of weapons & amunition (all types), then a large used car lot. and just start smashing them and blowing them up to get out all that male primal agression.
WHat would the first three things you would do with that much money. Cars, houses, executions. you decide.
Now that the war is pretty much over, what do you think will happen to Iraq. What are we going to do with the remains of the counrty and what SHOULD we do with it. WHo deserves the benifits who doesn't that sort of thing.
WHich events in world history do you think helped shaped the world into what it is today. Ex space race, cold war, WW2, Twin Towers
Thats just it though I don't think war should be telivised. And If reporters insist on being out there, I say Grab a gun and help fight. War is a horriable thing, but it happens. THe wrong thing to do is to explote it.
Cyrus The great (Persian King)
Ali Khaja-Noori (Persian General and my grandfather)
Budha (Inner peace)
Exactly, I feel the same way. I don't respect the French pretty much for the same reasons. They didn't help so they shouldn't get anything. even though we have been friends with France for such a long time, Lets look at history, How much HAVE the French really helped in any battle or War and still got some of the pie.
Regaurdless if we win lose or call the war even. I will tell my children and grand-children the same thing. Bush Was and egotistical dick. Who made up words, declared war on everything, and made our country look bad.
I personally, don't like those damn reporters on the battlefield with the troops I can says this because reporters annoy and destract when we try to get things done. War is NOT reality telivision for our viewing pleasure. War is about Death and Destruction and all of those reporters along with there companies want good ratings. If they insist on being out there give them a gun and tell them to fight. As for the 4 or 5 that have been killed and the rest that have been injured all i have to say to them is "sorry that it happened to you, But you shouldn't have been out there in the first place" my political friends, you can comment back, if not thats ok. Ineeded to say that though
Pretty terriable, I fell bad for my fallen comrades. Just goes to show us all how bad war can be, how unfair it can be.But thats the cost of War. But Lets not forget killing is bad always. Everyone has a family.
Sorry its a bit late (by that I mean really late), but you certianly have a good idea for this board Harsh
For one thing we are not talking about the Netherlands.We are talking about American's Gun control problem. Now Comeing from a True Military stand point (US Navy). First off Limiting and restricting the general public by saying you can no longer bare arms, would make the counrty far more dangerous to ourselves then it already is, the black market would easly pick up off that and the people who you would never trust with a gun could easly get them, and use them on the semi-helpless people. Our people sleep better at night knowing we have a loaded gun under our pillow just waiting to Blast the stupid MF who didn't bother listing to the Brink's home security signs thats trying to take our stuff.Second And just because our grandfathers did shoot a bunch of British people does give us the right to bear arms for simply if nothing else tradition and pride. But since you are obviously not and American and probably have no heritage here you don't share the pride in our counrty and its founders like we do. You are not an American so you don't know how it feels to be one of us. Next time you decide to comment on an issue not based for your counrty, Put some serious thought into it,Look at it through our eyes and perspectives and don't take a standpoint on something you otherwise know nothing about.
At 2/23/03 08:28 PM, sirevil1024 wrote: what people in florida suffer from
lol right on cuba it appears. I'm from the Tampa Bay area
Yes actually, kinda cool huh. bastard deserved it.
how many officially
and how does one become a clock?
couldn't understand a thing tiden said. something about him being for war. I don't know. tiden maybe you should read some of the earlier debates and see what we have and have not gone over, then maybe you can bring in some intelligent conversation
I can't say for thre rest of you, but i support the more harsh death sentences. especially down here in Florida with "old sparky", aswell as some of the western states that still hang and execute people. The eye for an eye justice is probably in my opinion a good way to go about thing on certian issues not all. Like with some one who mass murders people, by all mean mutilate the mother fucker. but for accedental death orsplit second kills it should be a bit mileder like life sentence or so.
So only four are for war. Thats good to hear. How long will this little war last if it happens. estimated, and do you think that we will "relieve" sadaam of his power
