Meh, I dunno but I'm going to print this shit out and tape it all over my school on the first day. This may be the most developed thought I ever come out with.

Someone must a establish a medium of chivalry, and it will never be any politician, businessman, bigoted supremacist, bureaucrat, or anyone who crows violence, hate, and greed as the banner they fly under. So now I ask you, why do we masquerade as higher forms of life if we strive to find another planet to destroy with these false ideals? While some of humanity worries about what another human said, many more living beings are being slaughtered for the 'rush' or just for their different ideals. I only hope that, before it is too late, someone will replace their weapons with knowledge, common sense, and the boldness to go against the false principles of today's modern society. Someday, true freedom, peace, and perception of our surroundings will be a widely accepted standard of living, as today, our standard was supposed to be these ideals, but as others approached with their models of prosperity, the very humanity of humankind, was thrown out along with freedom of speech and the ability to cherish other lives. As the true patriots and freedom lovers cry out for help, these cries are simply labeled as 'propaganda' and tossed next to the rotting corpse that was our freedom and humanity. The only way to revive our belief in freedom, is to first show ourselves what true freedom is.

It's not hard if you use the chain saw and your strongest weapon (like the Uzi or RPG)

Yeah, there are RPGs in fort Tran.

At 5/1/08 12:24 AM, NickDaPwner wrote:

At 4/30/08 10:52 PM, Rozner wrote: Good: Friends and cool teachers
Bad: Boring teachers
Ugly: The retarded kids in PE

haha, i used to have literaly, mentally chalenged kids in my PE class

There's only one mentally challenged kid in the two PE classes in my school

Good=Somehow I can get a lot of the quiet, shy, virgin girls to sleep with me
Bad=Herpes
Ugly=stupid retarded kids fail a god damn simple as all fucking hell test and my entire school is doing some stupid extra hours in school doing bullshit for work. It's so fucking annoying. DAMN YOU ADD DAN!!!

At 5/1/08 12:43 AM, americanidiot2f wrote: Diabetes.

Diabetas. Says that old man with diabetes.

Oh, well then have at it my friend!

How does that look like a chode? I always thought it was a ball sack laying on a spinner.

He's okay. Just a nose bleed.

At 5/1/08 12:25 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: some people got together and made a childrens story book.

then jesus came and added another half

then the Muhamid finished it

/end

I SAID NO FLAMING. Though I don't believe in any religion at all.

I REALLY don't get it anymore. I thought I got it but now I'm confused. Also, this is not a 'do you believe in a religion?' topic, so don't flame (I know you will but be gentle).

Ok here goes. Most religion came from Abraham when God visited him and opted him to move to a land called Canaan (modern day Israel). One of his sons, Isaac, started the religion of Judaism (Jewism). Abraham's first born, Ishmael, started another religion, Judaic (which fails) and is a prophet of Islam. A couple hundred years later, Jesus (who is either God's child or is an incarnation of God.), was born and began the religion Christianity. He is quoted as saying "The only way to find God is through me" (or something close to that.) which means, all of the other religions are merely false babble. But Christianity, Jewism, and Islam are the cause of Abraham going to Israel because God told him to. So doesn't that mean God fucked up and had to come down here and fix it or something?

I sit in the seat farthest away from the teacher. When we do the pledge of allegiance, I raise my left hand and say Heil over and over again until we're finished. Seriously this country is going fascist.

Dude, no. Ugly doesn't even begin to describe it. Let me help you out.

Disgusting Barbara Streisand and Rosie O'Donnel child with Downs and a face that looks like Jimmy Carter's ass.

There. How's that?

Explain. NOW.

What the fuck happened in Piedmont?

I found this song trying to find por- I mean funny ads on Youtube. I heard it a lot when I was 6, AND I LOVE IT NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXa2b4Zop JQ&feature=related

People have been sued by burglers who were breaking into their house and somehow hurt themselves.

9/10 the burgler wins. FUCK AMERICA.

At 4/26/08 12:24 AM, Elios wrote: a.) Marshmallows.

b.) Spikes

c.) Ted Nugent

d.) 42

Hmmmm...Forty-two? Hey, if those mice say so, I'm game.

Women don't want to be treated equal. They want to be treated like a little girl.

If you tell a sex joke to your friends, do you think a woman at the water cooler would want to hear that? Answer: Fuck. No. You tell a woman a sex joke and you've got an instant sexual harassment seminar.
Those sexual harassment seminars. What bullshit. "Now James, why were you looking at Britney's ass?" "Because I felt a deep, deep urge to look at a nice ass, and she had one." "WRONG." Then I'm all like, "Fuck that shit." and I stick my 8 inch cock up that bitches ass because she's fucking PISSING ME OFF.

At 4/25/08 11:41 PM, agustana wrote:

At 4/25/08 10:33 PM, JamesJaman wrote:

At 4/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: I'll measure your cock if you want.

If you measure mine I'll measure your vagina. I'll stick it in as far as it goes and that's how big your vagina is.

I'm game.

Really? Sweet. Unvirginity here I come!

At 4/25/08 10:24 PM, agustana wrote: I'll measure your cock if you want.

If you measure mine I'll measure your vagina. I'll stick it in as far as it goes and that's how big your vagina is.

At 4/18/08 09:57 PM, Icecry0 wrote:

At 4/18/08 09:45 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 4/18/08 09:32 PM, Icecry0 wrote: The World Health Organization (WHO) stated that studies of three trials provide compelling evidence that male circumcision provides a 50-60% reduction in HIV transmission from female to male.

Again, that's running around having unprotected sex with people who already have HIV.

Basic sexual health lessons and teaching them about the very real dangers would prevent that, and since they have increased sensitivity from not being cut they would be able to enjoy sex with a condom more.

There are no real medical benefits to torturing your baby. Just because they don't remember the pain doesn't make it right.

Torturing your baby?
I assure you that a circumcision will not cause extreme pain to the baby's penis, it's simply cutting off the foreskin which will cause only a degree of pain. It is much better getting it done when your a baby than it is when your an adult.

How would you know? Were you circumcised as a baby and do you remember how painful it was? The human penis has thousands of nerve receptors, the most in the body. Sure, they give them novocaine, but they can still feel a lot of pain from the needle AND the circumcision. Imagine someone stabbed your dick with a needle then chopped off the head? Would you be angry?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcisio n#Sexual_effects
Nsfw - pictures of penises in that article.

Again, there are no proven medical benefits for circumcised or non-circumcised penises.

At 4/18/08 08:46 PM, Cloudcow wrote:

At 4/18/08 08:42 PM, JamesJaman wrote: Uncut - feels better for both people. The woman has nerves that are stimulated as the head pushes back skin that covers them.

I demand proof nao.

O'Hara and O'Hara argue that foreskin is a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation and helping her achieve orgasm more quickly and more often. Without the foreskin's gliding action, they suggest, it can be more difficult for a woman to achieve orgasm during intercourse. Bailey et al. report that there is a preference by women for the circumcised man, mentioning that circumcised men enter the woman more easily and cause fewer traumas.

Vaginal dryness and female arousal
A study by psychologists Bensley & Boyle (2003) reported that vaginal dryness can be a problem when the male partner is circumcised. Bensley et al. reported that the lack of a foreskin in the male partner produces symptoms similar to those of female arousal disorder. The authors hypothesized that the gliding action possibly involved intercourse with an uncircumcised partner might help prevent the loss of vaginal lubrication. They stated that the respondents were self-selected, and that larger sample sizes are needed. Boyle et al. state that self-selection is unreliable.

Female visual arousal
A study (1988) of randomly selected young mothers in Iowa, where most men are circumcised, found that 76% found the circumcised penis looked more exciting. Although 88% of the women surveyed had only had experiences with circumcised penises, a majority of the 24 women with dual experience also felt this way.

Uncut - feels better for both people. The woman has nerves that are stimulated as the head pushes back skin that covers them.

Cut - just makes it easy to clean. It has not been proven that circumcision can prevent diseases. No health benefits have not been proven for circumcision.

It's really just a matter of what the parent thinks.

At 4/18/08 08:13 AM, Tahnok wrote: It appears no-one has been watching Penn & Teller here.

Here's the episode about circumcision. Watch it, it's pretty good information IMHO.

That's what I've been trying to remember so I could type it up here.

At 4/18/08 07:57 PM, Z-Sector wrote:

At 4/18/08 07:51 PM, BasketCase12 wrote: Just the kinda music I like.
It's called "Punk" or "Pop Punk"
I don't like "Modern Rock"

It's not called Punk, it's called Punk Rock. ROCK. It's just a different type of rock (i.e., shittier)

Also, if you like nonsensical rhyming shit, gtfo.

LASTLY, the guitars in your profile suck so much dick. What brand are they?

Jesus christ man. Calm the fuck down, just because he doesn't know what that music genre's called gives you the right to dump on him.

ALSO:

One Love, One Heart
Let's get together and feel all right
Hear the children crying (One Love)
Hear the children crying (One Heart)
Sayin' give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right
Sayin' let's get together and feel all right

Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One Love)
There is one question I'd really like to ask (One Heart)
Is there a place for the hopeless sinner
Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own?
Believe me

One Love, One Heart
Let's get together and feel all right
As it was in the beginning (One Love)
So shall it be in the end (One Heart)
Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right
One more thing

Let's get together to fight this Holy Armageddon (One Love)
So when the Man comes there will be no no doom (One Song)
Have pity on those whose chances grove thinner
There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation

Sayin' One Love, One Heart
Let's get together and feel all right
I'm pleading to mankind (One Love)
Oh Lord (One Heart)

Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right
Let's get together and feel all right

I wouldn't care, I don't get embarrassed, just stage fright. I'm a very open person...

Open legs that is... (I'm a man slut in a straight way)

I only wash my hands when I cook, but I pee without holding my penis. I can aim without holding it.

I don't think atheist is a very solid term for those who do not believe in any religion. I respect religion though because it teaches people to be kind and care, I simply don't believe in it because I don't get how a holy (in my opinion magical) being can live alongside time and guide people to the afterlife.

So anyways, lets just call people who don't believe in any religion, not religious. I know, it's not catchy like atheism but it's accurate and people know what you're talking about the first time they hear it.

My school has a dress code too. We fucking just wear white and black, but the girls get to wear all sorts of shit. They get to wear shirt, pants, thongs, or nothing at all. I have to wear a white shirt that is tucked in and a pair of black pants. Oh wait, I don't give a damn what I wear!

Moral: Grow some balls and get the fuck over it.