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Hello, my name is Jake and I am a 19 year old voice actor. I've been casually been doing voice overs for a few years now and have recently started getting more serious about it. I am currently cast as two voices in a Machinima, and have done some narration for animations as well as voices for animations.

NG Username: JakeRies50

Real Name: Jake Ries

Please Credit As: Jake Ries

Sample track: http://soundcloud.com/jries1/sample-track-1

Please contact me on here if you have any questions! Thanks!

Just submitted mine

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/471782

Yes I really don't like Kevin Bacon.

Psh, no one likes that man

Yeah, my school's pretty anal....Probably about 90% of the sites on the internet are blocked haha, and they restrict things you can do on the computer itself thanks to imaging software they use across the entire network (ex. can't access control panel, can't use run, etc.) The stupid thing is, they block game sites but they don't uninstall the games that come with windows....which isn't really that hard...

Oh stop your bitching, the truth is everyone complains about it for a couple weeks then they just forget about it and either don't even really care, or realize it's not really that bad, and is maybe even an improvement. You can't tell me this isn't true, because it happens every time something, facebook or not, changes.

At 1/8/10 12:24 AM, DM692 wrote: I can lick my elbow, I'm not even shitting you.

As can I.

At 12/30/09 06:55 AM, Gagsy wrote:
Muse - Absolution

THis, along with

Muse - Black Holes and Revelations

Muse - Origin of Symmetry

Almost The Resistance, but it was a little bit too "Queeny" for my taste, still a good album though.

I <3 Muse :D

I don't know it it's really weird, but I find glasses on a woman to be really sexy.

not those thing wired frame ones, but the thick frames, Tina Fay style I guess you could say...

Absolutley not.

but it's been done 500 times, just change the baby to whatever.

or do it for the lulz, I don't care.

To become better friends with this one chick I know.

What are these "crackers?"

I got a keyboard for Christmas so I'm starting to learn to play it.

I'd totally watch this show, sounds bad arse.

At 12/24/09 01:44 PM, Balazeal wrote:

At 12/24/09 12:07 PM, JakeRies50 wrote: Well, looks like I'm going to hell....

It was bound to happen eventually.

I suppose that's true, too....

A century is 100 years, I think you meant to say decade.

At 4/15/09 08:22 PM, lawlmaster wrote: A sword fight is only legit if both the men are naked.

I lol'd,

Man may need coffee to feel awake, but it is not until he truly wakes up that he realizes what's ahead of him.

meh, I tried.

At 12/24/09 12:57 PM, DM692 wrote: This is why we have EB Games in Canada.

Gamestop owns EB Games now.

the "twenty-hundreds" kind of like "the nineteen hundreds?"

Well, looks like I'm going to hell....

At 12/24/09 12:03 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 12/24/09 11:55 AM, JakeRies50 wrote: I can assure you, Manchester NH isn't more than a thousand miles away, which is the server I was connecting to, I think they've got it screwed up, and no, Hughesnet is just THAT bad.

You should be connecting to one within a 100 miles, preferably 50.

I live in New Hampshire, and Manchester New Hampshire (which is where I'm connecting to) is 51.7 miles away.

At 12/24/09 11:42 AM, citricsquid wrote:

That's because you're connecting to a server >thousand miles away. Choose one close to you to get an actual ping and a more reasonable download speed.

I can assure you, Manchester NH isn't more than a thousand miles away, which is the server I was connecting to, I think they've got it screwed up, and no, Hughesnet is just THAT bad.

At 12/24/09 10:23 AM, RockinPunk wrote: Am I also the only one who puts movies on their ipod for the ride to college?

I used to have movies on my iPod touch, but, well it's only 8gb and I needed the room for more songs...probably going to get a new one when the next generation comes out, stuck with a first gen one with no space and a waning battery life hehe.

Yup, hughesnet suck....pretty good download speed, but a god aweful upload speed and ping, not to mention I can only download 425MB a day....guess that's what I get for living in Bumf*ck, New Hampshire though....

Wacompletely Forgot it was christmas eve! (tomorrow)

At 12/23/09 09:30 PM, M-Vero wrote:

At 12/23/09 09:27 PM, JakeRies50 wrote: Wacom people keep repeating puns that've been said 20 times before?

The same reason you're bringing up the same question on the same page.

but you said it in pun form, so you're good.

I almost flamed you, till I read

:: but you said it in pun form, so you're good.

As I was going to say "It was more so to say another pun" haha...man I'm tired.

Wacom people keep repeating puns that've been said 20 times before?

I use it to chat with friends mostly, that is if they don't have MSN or AIM

Wacom dance if you want to!

At 12/23/09 10:52 AM, BobbaQ wrote: WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM

I already did that one.