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Author Search Results: 'Jake'

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Topic: Happy birthday Jake!

Posted: 08/18/08 11:45 PM

Forum: General

Thanks a ton, guys! Especially you, Leo, you're the fucking MAN. <3

Everyone else who wished me a happy birthday, you guys are great too. Wobbuffet, I don't quite know you either, but the pokemon you named yourself after is amazing. <3

And DragonsGrief and Bolo, you guys are douchebags and always have been. Just fuck off for once, it's not my fault nobody likes you in real life or on the internet.

As for my actual birthday, it really sucked. So bad that my family's buying gifts and celebrating it next week instead. Long story short, we got forced to move about a month ago because some untrustworthy loan shark fucked us out of our finances, we've got the rest of this week to get situated somewhere else, and our investors are backing out on us one by one. I can't even begin to describe how desperate the current situation is. Today was probably one of the worst days of life, which is pretty hard to do because I'm always so optimistic about things.

As the day went on, though, I stopped worrying about things and hung out with a few friends, which brought me back into my good state of mind. Plus it helps coming to NG and Facebook and seeing how many people care enough about me to wish me a happy birthday. So although the day was horrible, I was somewhat cheerful in the end.

Once again, you guys are the best and I can't even begin to explain how much this has changed my day. Thanks so much to every one of you. :)


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Topic: Astley - proof you guys are dumb

Posted: 08/13/08 03:53 PM

Forum: General

At 8/13/08 02:02 PM, TSstudios wrote: I got my ringtone set as a rick roll. its hilarious.

Oh yes, you're a regular comic genius.


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Topic: Offensive words of a mod

Posted: 08/13/08 03:36 PM

Forum: General

I really, REALLY wish Ron was still a mod right now.


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Topic: B/P ranks 51+

Posted: 08/13/08 12:28 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 8/12/08 08:57 AM, NEVR wrote: I can't even describe how much I love the fact that you posted on the BBS for once, just to get that joke in ;P

When a good opportunity presents itself, I'm there. :)


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Topic: B/P ranks 51+

Posted: 08/11/08 11:30 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 8/11/08 05:47 PM, NEVR wrote: Also, I'm looking forward to this comeback of yours that a while ago you said might happen. ;P

If I needed my comeback, I'd just wipe it off your mother's chin.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Topic: I was butt naked.

Posted: 07/17/08 01:38 PM

Forum: General

Best thread I've seen in a long time.


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Topic: my lovely sister.

Posted: 07/17/08 01:35 PM

Forum: General

I expected good things from a thread with this title. Like pictures, or videos, or something of the like ...

Needless to say, I have been let down once again.


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Topic: Guitar Hero Gang

Posted: 07/17/08 01:27 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 7/10/08 07:29 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: So anyway, GH2. I dont know. It's easier than GH3, which I'm not sure about, I mean, I'm stuck on Hanger 18 atm (PLZ ADVISE), whereas on GH3, even with easier Ho/Pos, I just fail miserably at shit like the bridge in before I forget.... idk abuot GH2.... it just hasn't hooked me in like GH3 did.

No way. I think GH2 is much harder than GH3, even with Raining Blood thrown into the equation. I easily 5*d expert career on GH3, but I'm still stuck on Misirlou on GH2. Sure, the 5* scores are much easier to obtain on GH2, but that's because the songs are harder. That's how I see it anyway.

At 7/14/08 02:39 PM, Wreckages wrote: holy shit

i literally just got to 69% on a run off ttfaf (expert)

ive never passed this song before and usually fail at mind/lower 30%,

holy shit..

69%? That's weird, most people either fail at the intro or in the 80% range (Herman's Solo, etc.). I actually failed at 98% once because I went to tap the outro and missed the orange note. It sucked.

My personal best run for TTFAF is 88% with around 400k. Keep going and use your star power when you're about to fail. You'll get it eventually.


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Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 07/17/08 01:15 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 7/16/08 09:10 PM, citricsquid wrote: And a couple after mine.
All the cool kids, yo.

Oh look, it's Sam posting on his actual account.

When did you get unlocked anyway?


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Topic: I love cock (truth)

Posted: 07/16/08 05:50 PM

Forum: General

At 7/16/08 01:52 PM, Tramps wrote: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.

When did this happen? Jake. <3

Only for you, baby. <3


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Topic: To new users:

Posted: 07/16/08 05:44 PM

Forum: General

People care about what you have to say.


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Topic: I love cock (truth)

Posted: 07/16/08 01:50 PM

Forum: General

I enjoy both equally.


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Topic: Racism.

Posted: 07/16/08 01:47 PM

Forum: General

Actually, Muslim is a group of people. Islam is their religion.

Get it straight, dune coon.


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Topic: OMG! hai tom, fust post!?

Posted: 07/15/08 07:52 PM

Forum: General

Just ban the entire general forum. Have you seen the shit these people post on a daily basis?


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Topic: Guns N Roses new album a reality?

Posted: 07/13/08 11:20 PM

Forum: General

Slash is an amazing guitarist, but Axl Rose has to have one of the worst singing voices I've ever heard.


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Topic: Women are not objects.

Posted: 07/13/08 11:18 PM

Forum: General

I believe they call these "jokes."


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Topic: Newgrounds in three words or less..

Posted: 07/13/08 08:38 PM

Forum: General

Black people.


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Topic: If all the mods ran for..

Posted: 07/13/08 08:36 PM

Forum: General

At 7/13/08 06:22 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Malachy.

Hahaha, I see what you did there. ;)


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Topic: My Gf Saw Me Naked

Posted: 07/11/08 02:49 PM

Forum: General

At 2/4/08 11:17 PM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: I'm 21 and she's 20

That just makes this situation even more ridiculous.


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Topic: What is your one sentence opinion?

Posted: 07/11/08 01:48 PM

Forum: General

I have better things to worry about.


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Topic: Disturbed

Posted: 07/11/08 12:35 PM

Forum: General

Opinions.


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Topic: I kissed a girl

Posted: 07/11/08 12:33 PM

Forum: General

Ugh, I'm already fucking sick of that song.


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Topic: newgrounds died

Posted: 07/10/08 11:38 PM

Forum: General

Don't come back.


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Topic: Slurpee Day - Get Your Free Slurpee

Posted: 07/10/08 07:22 PM

Forum: General

Sweet! That's tomorrow, right?


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Topic: Further proof NG is terrible

Posted: 07/10/08 06:37 PM

Forum: General

This is the new age of Newgrounds - if it's not sprites or cock jokes, the majority of the users won't like it.


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Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 07/03/08 04:19 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 7/1/08 12:45 AM, Muffin wrote: Oh boy, level 32!

I hate it when you level up before me.


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Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 06/30/08 12:27 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Three years on Newgrounds!

A good three years here, and look where I am now. I have over 12,000 posts, 10,000 experience points, the coveted Supreme Commander tank, and the (formerly) rare deity whistle.

While I haven't posted much this past year, it's been a good one. I used the time away from the BBS to raise my other stats and even raise some stats in real life. I now have a lot of friends and I rarely ever sit at home on my computer all day.

I've also learned the joys of Guitar Hero in this past year, and that was also a roadblock on some of my stats. However, I came through in the end and managed to get an awesome looking profile. Oh, and while we're on topic, I don't care what anyone says, this butcher knife is amazing. :P

In the long run, this past year was wonderful. And I have to say, NG has definitely helped me in getting a social life, believe it or not. After being around here and seeing so many weird behaviors for such a long time, you realize how people think and you learn what and what not to do. It's seriously helpful.

As long as I'm at it, I'd also like to give a birthday shoutout to our good friend gfoxcook and to my good friend Josh, who lurks NG but has yet to make an account, mainly due to his inactivity from anything internet related. Happy birthday, Josh (16) and Greg (31). You guys rock. :)

I'd like to give a special thanks to some of my close friends on NG for helping me stay away from all the morons and get as far as I did. You know who you are, and you guys are awesome. <3

Unless something drastic happens, you can plan on seeing me again next year. :)


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Topic: Midyear 2008 Bbs Awards Results

Posted: 06/14/08 11:56 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/08 10:53 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Nice circlejerk you all have going here.

Care to join? ;)


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Topic: Midyear 2008 Bbs Awards Results

Posted: 06/14/08 09:58 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/08 09:52 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Were you eating MACDONALD'S at the time?

xd

I don't know why I waste this gold material here.

Oh Will, it does my heart good to see that you've still stayed hilarious and original over the years.

Well I have to go eat dinner now (late, I know), but maybe I'll come back later. Until then, see ya.


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Topic: Midyear 2008 Bbs Awards Results

Posted: 06/14/08 09:38 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/08 09:35 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Well a bunch of posts got deleted, so right now I'M TRIPPING BALLS MAN.

How're you dude and dudettes?

I'm just fine and dandy. The weather wasn't too bad today, and I was loving it.


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