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Author Search Results: 'JadeTheAssassin'

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Topic: Jade Demodded

Posted: 11/12/09 10:05 PM

Forum: General

At 11/12/09 10:04 PM, Twilight wrote: I see you, Jade.

stfu twilight you dickface. Getting Missing to hit me in the boob was most uncalled for.


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Topic: MarbleHornets

Posted: 10/17/09 02:07 AM

Forum: General

Beware of the Slender Man.


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Topic: Happy birthday, CryogenChaos!

Posted: 10/15/09 12:44 AM

Forum: General

Needs more Krystal, regrettably, without a sandwich.

Happy birthday, CryogenChaos!


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Topic: Happy birthday, CryogenChaos!

Posted: 10/15/09 12:36 AM

Forum: General

That loveable, Krystal-loving, Star Trek-adoring guy of ours, CryogenChaos, is celebrating another year with the Collective!

Wish CryogenChaos the Borg a happy birthday, or the Aparoid Queen will come and shoot down your Arwing! OH NOEZ!

Borg Queen is cool, too.

Happy birthday, CryogenChaos!


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Topic: Mermaid Girl Lives To 10.

Posted: 10/08/09 02:26 PM

Forum: General

From what I remember of watching the show earlier this year, she had something to the extent of a colectomy bag and the equivalent for urine near her stomach. When she was learning how to swim, they had to find her a swimsuit that would cover the bags and wouldn't make her uncomfortable or pop the bags.


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Topic: Denver Meet 2009

Posted: 10/01/09 03:19 AM

Forum: General

At 10/1/09 03:06 AM, Monocrom wrote:
We know what THAT means. . . You and Jade found an arcade and spent a shitload of money in quarters.

I paid a dollar to play GH Arcade, and I fucked up on Talk Dirty to Me. D:

Either that, or she talked you into letting her poke you in the stomach with a spoon.

rofl


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Topic: Denver Meet 2009

Posted: 09/29/09 03:30 AM

Forum: General

Sorry I couldn't be around to hang out. We went to Rock Bottom on Sunday and couldn't find anyone, so me and Missing gave up and slummed around.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 09/24/09 08:21 PM

Forum: General

Goddamnit, I want stickam now. >: (


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Topic: Ask random NGers a ? at Denver

Posted: 09/24/09 01:29 AM

Forum: General

Jade will be there on Sunday. :3

I like questions.

You like answers.


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Topic: After months of waiting, she's here

Posted: 09/22/09 07:13 PM

Forum: General

As I told you last night, she's a complete cutie. :3

Congrats, man.

Should send you a gift, though. Gimme addy.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 09/22/09 02:37 PM

Forum: General

At 9/22/09 08:21 AM, MrCongeniality wrote:
Seriously, girls need to make sure the lipstick they are applying matches their skin tone correctly.

Someone needs a lesson in putting on lipstick. :/


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Topic: Pokemon pads!

Posted: 09/22/09 02:33 PM

Forum: General

If only they were disposable instead of reusable. D:


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 09/21/09 02:26 PM

Forum: General

I decided to pop on by and visit for a while.

SO COME IN, ONE AND ALL.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/21/09 01:41 PM

Forum: General

You're a very tasty manwich.


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Topic: What's This?

Posted: 09/21/09 01:40 PM

Forum: General

The world has moved on.

Catch up.


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Topic: Dear god my cat is fat.

Posted: 09/21/09 01:07 PM

Forum: General

big ole fuzzy munchkins, wanna snuggle it so bad mmmmmmmm yay :3


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Topic: What's Your Favorite Hot Sauce?

Posted: 09/20/09 10:22 PM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 09:37 PM, DM692 wrote: Sriracha.

AZN.

We got that one at work for when my boss and his cousin eat lunch.

Or the rare person who wants to have hot sauce.


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Topic: Anime Club

Posted: 09/20/09 10:19 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Started watching GTO second semester with dad... and my mum and grandma. XD

Nurse Nao is lulz.


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Topic: This iron fist buissiness...

Posted: 09/20/09 10:15 PM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 10:11 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 9/20/09 10:10 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: The fuck, man?

I'd get out of Dodge.
This whole thing is totally shopped. You guys know you can trust me.

I know, man, but I'm scared shitless right now. :(


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Topic: This iron fist buissiness...

Posted: 09/20/09 10:10 PM

Forum: General

The fuck, man?

I'd get out of Dodge.


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Topic: Do Needles Hurt?

Posted: 09/20/09 10:08 PM

Forum: General

Repeating what others said, and don't look.

Also, just make sure you're very calm. Don't think about it happening. Hyperventilating and tensing up will only make it hurt more.

It's hard to overcome, but you can do it.


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Topic: Is Jade Really A He/she?

Posted: 09/20/09 10:06 PM

Forum: General

Mmmm, Poozy.

Borrowing your dick to use as a hose.


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Topic: Is Jade Really A He/she?

Posted: 09/20/09 10:05 PM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 10:04 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:
At 9/20/09 09:55 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Pay me $400 and we'll see who sticks it to who. :3
Can I pay you in installments?

It's all or nothing.

I might rob you.

Anyways, bleh.

No one will know.


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Topic: Is Jade Really A He/she?

Posted: 09/20/09 10:02 PM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 09:57 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: what happened to your break from NG?

I was having withdrawl symptoms.


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Topic: Is Jade Really A He/she?

Posted: 09/20/09 09:55 PM

Forum: General

Pay me $400 and we'll see who sticks it to who. :3


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Topic: My underground connections...

Posted: 09/19/09 11:38 PM

Forum: General

Where's my damn Iron Fi--I mean, welfare cheque.

DAMNIT


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Topic: Fuck girls and their PMS

Posted: 09/08/09 07:33 PM

Forum: General

At 9/8/09 07:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
The one that was in the sketch book tour.

Oh yeah! XD RAWR.


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Topic: Fuck girls and their PMS

Posted: 09/08/09 07:29 PM

Forum: General

At 9/8/09 07:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
I like the purple and green one better.

what purple and green one?


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Topic: Itt: Jade's Tits.

Posted: 09/08/09 07:22 PM

Forum: General

At 9/8/09 07:20 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:
At 9/8/09 07:11 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 9/8/09 07:09 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: this is how i imajn jade i find hr reelly prety and intrsting and i thnk she wold make a ggood wife
dat iz me how u fond out
i liek to stab mi willy with a knife wen u eet brekfast

oh good lord that was good

yellow babies are the yummiest


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Topic: Itt: Jade's Tits.

Posted: 09/08/09 07:11 PM

Forum: General

At 9/8/09 07:09 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: this is how i imajn jade i find hr reelly prety and intrsting and i thnk she wold make a ggood wife

dat iz me how u fond out


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