At 10/11/08 03:08 AM, Orange-Jews wrote:
If you ended it there it would have been hilarious

i thot the same thing sir

"the potential to haunt you for forever."

YEAH AND BEING A SEX OFFENDER WON'T DO THAT AT ALL.

Don't they realize.

That applying pressure to a situation, just makes it worse.

Uaaaaaaagh.

300 is the internet's Napoleon Dynamite.

Both movies I enjoyed when I saw them in theatres.

Both movies were subsequently ruined by retarded annoying bandwagoning shit.

Deep down in the caverns of cunilingus.

Drop anchor HOOOOOO.

Raise the embattlements. Ship down and unload the cargo matey.

They couldn't find a better look-a-like?

At 10/11/08 03:01 AM, Memorize wrote:
They can point out that the panel found her guilty of abuse of power... which I still find really strange, considering they also said she acted legally within her authority.

Yeah that is extremely confusing someone should clear that up.

And the ACORN votes.

And the real truth behind chicago politics.

Etc.

One time I was sitting at a campfire and this ghost came up behind me and bit me.

except it wasn't a ghost.

it was a rabid wombat with no penis and lots of natural anger.

anger because this wombat was in posession of an undead vagina.

Day and night, the hunger of this undead flesh slit would not cease. As the wombat snored, the undead vagina would snore, viciously, like a broken door in the wind with a grudge against the silence of night. Spitting and coughing with bitterness, eyeing the food around it with lustful jealousy.

But now, it's found something.

It's found me.

The undead vagina clamps around my head.

All I hear is a slurping noise. Then I scream.

At 10/11/08 02:43 AM, ChaosBeam21 wrote: When this shit happens

pardon my logic but wouldn't that be a time to get on a ship?

Bravo for the simple fact that I didn't realize it was pacman until like 2/3 of the way through.

For you see, it is not just how hard you flex your rectum, but also how much you eat prior to this journey of flexing and expelling.

Sometimes, you indeed, have to not eat normal food, but you must seek out the poopiest of supplements to fill your needs.

Word fiber.

And lots of bullheadedness.

You just called your parents immigrants.

That's really disrespectful.

You should give me a reason to not ever take you seriously ever again now.

discuss.

Well piss is an unformed thought and it's what most people do but if you sniff around long enough you'll find some good poop honest.

To poop.

Poop my thoughts out.

And smell other people's poop.

discuss

It's beautiful.

You're just stupid.

I'm not impressed.

Why?

Because there are no penises pressing up against me.

Disappointing.

Disappointing and cold air.

The folds of this dilemma run deep.

Deep inside her vagina.

Dr. Worm brings up an excellent point.

The name solid snake is fucking stupid.

That is just one of the many reasons why Gas Snake is superior.

When there's a hole in the ship.

When there's no females left to rape.

When the vaginal fluids of raped said females do not patch the holes in the wooden phallus.

When the mast is broken and full of herpes.

When the plank is so far up your ass that even the sharks are disgusted.

I hate posters.

But not as much as I hate BBM.

When it's below 9000.

At 10/10/08 07:31 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: A direct parody of the 'Solid Snake' Thread.

Not really. Truth, that thread did spark the idea for this thread. But this is a completely separate idea.

And I didn't parody his post what so ever.

At all.

In brief, you're a douche bag.

Gas Snake farts on you.

This is one of his most prominent abilities. Now, when I say fart, this is not the typical sense of the word. Which begets a human bodily waste function.

No, this is something far more dangerous. It is the expulsion of an entire pressurized air bubble of toxic fumes that comes from the deepest bowels of the matter that is Gas Snake.

In short.

Fucking deadly.

Being close to a radical 60s person (calling any of those people terrorists is inaccurate), is a good thing.

That is all.

If you can't see why it's good. If you can't see why that would do nothing but broaden and sharpen a growing perspective.

Well. Then you're a moron.

That is a picture of a crane.

Wait a second...

At 10/10/08 07:26 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Huh? What are you talking about? Solid Snake?

No, Gas Snake you idiot.

You can stick cocks wherever you'd like but I don't see how that would help you beat the game. It is easier to use a controller with your hands, I'd think, than with a penis.

I'd rather watch a good movie.

I think that this would be a better character. You fight clouds. And the harder levels involve lightning bolts and tornadoes.

What do you think?

At 10/10/08 07:22 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
He can claim any land that i already dont claim

I'll trade you Guam for alaska.

At 10/9/08 06:38 PM, poxpower wrote: I wonder if there's any story of a guy converting to a religion and having all his atheist friends turn on him.

That would be quite an interesting story. The specifics being quite humorous, I imagine.

And I bet it would be, atheist friends make fun of religious friend until religious friend snaps and atheist friends realize he's fucking crazy.

Buildings and a beautiful fire escape shadow.