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Pretty Decent.

Thank Christ for that!

Deymad.

You say that rickrolling is dead, but I swear to you this:
I'm never gonna give it up.

Probably as imaginary as that pizza.

At 8/28/12 01:30 PM, desert116 wrote: thanks mom

You're welcome dear, Remember to make your own food tonight <3

Warning! Disable Java IMMEDIATELY! '0-day' exploit hijacks

Link!

Basically, what happens is you go on a page with evil java code, You go on it, it hijacks your computer. As in, take control.

HOW TO DISABLE JAVA ON FIREFOX
1. Press the top left 'Firefox' button
2. Click plugins
3. Anything named 'Java', you disable.

HOW TO DISABLE JAVA ON CHROME
1. Type in the address bar 'chrome://plugins/' (without the ')
2. Scroll to Java and click disable

HOW TO DISABLE JAVA ON INTERNET EXPLORER
1. Go to Google
2. Search either 'Chrome' or 'Firefox'
3. Download them
4. Follow any of the above two guides

HOW TO DISABLE JAVA ON SAFARI

Stay safe <3

I wish i could save a thread like this one, this is pure gold.

The first man on the moon, Dies at 82 :(

This is a sad day..

They should bury Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Seriously, that would be amazing.

Get a bucket of water, If that does not work. RUN.

Lmao
What the hell is this shit?
A freaking coloring book.

Twist the knob, and your favorite drink starts splashing out instead of water.

What is the drink? And what do you do?

The Game does not exist....

OP does not exist...

I think Skyrim will go down and probably the most overhyped game known to man. Seriously just days after playing this people thought this game was literally the 2nd coming of christ. DAYS.

Now, Skyrim remains still a good game, in fact I would say 8/10. However, it removed far too much from Oblivion, and catered to noobs way too much.

The Guild Quests are horrid. Oblivion had some amazing ones, even the fighters guild wasn't bad, compared to The Companions The Fighters Guild looks like the Dark Brotherhood. The mages quests were way better than the college, and the DB in Oblivion is simply on a different level than the DB in Skyrim. Not to mention it doesn't even take 4 hours to beat any of these questlines, which is pathetic. You literally only do about 4 quests in the Mages College. I haven't played either of the Thieves Guild so no comment

Oblivions colors were vibrant and beautiful. Skyrims were mostly brown and grey, with white for the snow, the snowy forrest and the sourthern right portion of the map and the best looking parts of Skyrim that show the most variety, but still.

Do I even need to discuss how pathetically idiotic the UI made me feel? It was so freaking boring. Really, Bethesda? White Text with a Black Transparent Background...I'm so excited. Oblivion made it feel like you were actually looking through a journal. Oblivion was no doubt a little confusing, but Skyrim went freaking overboard.

NPCs don't talk to you unless they have a quest, even if they do have a quest its little more than a generic fetch quest. Side-Quests in Oblivion had more meaning, and were more fleshed out.

Skills, why did Skyrim remove the Repair skill? I refuse to believe my Fur Armor will survive an encouter with a fire-breathing dragon. Skyrim cut a bunch of skills, and not just the generic filler skills, skills that were actually useful.

Points, its possible to waste points without even knowing you are doing it, thus your character becomes weak and underpowered. Didn't they do this to avoid this happening again like it did in Oblivion? Way to go Bethesda.

Didn't feel as alive as Oblivion. NPCs practically stood were they were supposed to all day long, then went home and slept. Guards would walk around in Oblivon, even citizens. Some do this in Skyrim but I just felt more alive in Oblivion.

Anyway, discuss Skyrim.

At 8/14/12 03:15 PM, Boomstick wrote: You bastard.

Shit. I didn't see that thread, sorry Tramps <3

Better Render of Mo here if you need it...

Windows Movie Maker/ I Movie are the only software which is free. You could just get a trail of Vegas pro/ Final cut and see how it goes.

Also for special effects which are free, You may want to check Here.

Good luck.

Here is a shitty render of Farah for people who is lazy...

I have not seen a Photoshop thread in a while.... Thought i should make one and see where it goes.
Now Photoshop Mo Farah!

It was worth the weight.

Lets say that All your memories could be recorded.

All you have to do is opt to have the surgery to have a special chip implanted into your brain.

You can then use this chip to bring back anything you have forgotten, even allowing you to go back and remember thing from birth that you don't remember now.

BUT the catch is, when you die, everyone will have access to your memories. All the secrets you have kept are now publicly available.

The chip is indestructible, and can be put in without surgery if you hate surgery.

If you take the chip, someone will look at your memories.

Do you have the surgery? And why or why not?

What if you could also watch your dreams? Would this change your choice?

Clarification: You do NOT remember everything ALL THE TIME. The only thing that you can now do is remember anything you WANT to remember, with ease. You now skip the process of encoding a memory, and recall is immediate and easy. But if you don't want to remember something, you don't have to.

It's because they know they will get money from stupid people that watch it. And people with common sense knows that it's shit.

I see his name pop up now and then, He is cool.

Sonic.

Hands Down.

Morning Sickness.

"ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) - Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.

But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.

Gallup says in his findings that the woman's body will initially reject the father's semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father's semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what's already in her body.

Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy."

Reference.

Thoughts? I think this is mind blowing. And i also need to stop finding these weird news topics.

Today is energy day.

Why is there so many new people on newgrounds all of a sudden?

Link

Ironically this has nothing to do with either of the Mars rovers, but actually satellite pictures. The importance of this is that if they have plates, then they have lava flow in their mantel, and if they have lava flow, then they may have underground oceans (non-frozen) and heat from the core could supply life in those oceans.

Yup, we all saw it coming.....

Sorry OP. You have to wear this for 24 hours...