hey guys. all the details are HERE

i need a good as2/3 coder and a good php/html coder.
applications should be in responses in THIS NEWS POST

At 10/30/09 07:38 AM, urbn wrote: In the css put:

body{
margin: 0px;
padding: 0px;
}

thanks man, exactly what i needed
! :)

hey guys this is a really simple one for ya. i cant code for poo.

i want this frame to align to the top of the page, nothing will even if i dont use frames and stuff, like images and stuff.

pic below. arrow pointing to the stupid gap i dont want.

At 10/5/09 03:21 AM, norcemastero wrote: if you draw me do a chubby nerdy lookin kid with acne, sideburns, glasses, braces, and 70`s anchorman hair that`s blonde, wearing a black floral print shirt, with black shorts.
sorry for asking a lot.

that was fun
was i close?

At 10/4/09 10:19 AM, CheeseyMuffin wrote: Hey man, I've always appreciated your artwork/flash in the NG portal.. Haven't really had a chance to check out the newer stuff though!

Mind drawing this please?

why so serious?

At 10/4/09 09:39 AM, Chymeraxe wrote: Quick everyone, OP will never be able to keep up with all of the requests.

DO ME.

oldschool photo

At 10/4/09 09:21 AM, Jebuz22 wrote: Sure dude, wouldn't mind a drawing. Find it on my userpage :3

Nice work by the way.

here

well i've had my fin for now and i'm off to bed.

good night newgrounds!

At 10/4/09 07:59 AM, Medetrate wrote: Do me please!

Doggy.

:3

At 10/4/09 07:59 AM, Obvious-M wrote: Funky, mines in my userpage.

thar

At 10/4/09 07:56 AM, andhination wrote: If my profile pic isn't too blurry I wouldn't mind having it done.

the best i can do with what i'm given.

At 10/4/09 07:32 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Userpage => Profile Image => Draw me.

thar :)
nice pose

At 10/4/09 07:06 AM, LngTankerforjoo wrote: Do me my picture is in my profile.

yes... that picture...

i'm sinking to new lows.

At 10/4/09 07:19 AM, Brass wrote: i'm not a racist and my profile what the fuck are you talking about lmao

stop being a tard

to the two who just posted, yuppers its in flash. i find it easier to draw in, i prefer vector.

and to brass:

At 10/4/09 07:06 AM, Brass wrote: dude, i hate racism~

At 10/4/09 06:59 AM, Tramps wrote: Bier trinken ist gut, ja?

JAAAA? lawl

At 10/4/09 06:45 AM, onilink19 wrote: check my profile if you want!

there ya go terminator man :)

At 10/4/09 06:44 AM, Brass wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:34 AM, peter-dougen wrote: *sigh*

ehhhhhh

fag. ur profile page is crap and racist, get a life :)

At 10/4/09 06:04 AM, JAZZA wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:00 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: how about me then?

much obliged... if thats how u spell it

i drew your mum also.

At 10/4/09 06:00 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: how about me then?

much obliged... if thats how u spell it

At 10/4/09 05:57 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Do me. My image is in my user information page.

this is about all i could see :S

yup, i'm bored, and i've got an hour or two free so upload a pic and i'll try and keep up.

(i may or may not be prevented from posting a certain number of times, i dont know)

heres a starter:

hey guys.

so basically, i'm starting a new series and i cant do it without sound effects and all the sound's i've used in the past are on dismantled harddrives i cant yet use.

does anyone have quick links to packs i can get without indivitually scoping out every swish and punch sound i want to use? it would save my life. even if you emailed me some of your own that would be awesome.

i might even put you in the credits...

hey guys.

so basically, i'm starting a new series and i cant do it without sound effects and all the sound's i've used in the past are on dismantled harddrives i cant yet use.

does anyone have quick links to packs i can get without indivitually scoping out every swish and punch sound i want to use? it would save my life. even if you emailed me some of your own that would be awesome.

i might even put you in the credits!

yaaay!
i win:

"mockery... cruel CRUEL mockery"!!

i love it! thanks maestro!

:D

lol

yah the sound should have been worked on more... then egain, who expects a chinhead spoof to be of decent quality anyway?

lol

yes i'm shamelessly self promoting what is the result of an afternoon of boredom with some friends, but hey. I'm a HUGE fan of the dark knight movie and everything awesome needs to be mocked and spoofed.

heres my contribution to the spoof pool!

DARK KNIGHT CHINHEADS

lol? or not...

At 7/19/08 12:46 AM, MaestroRage wrote: Also Jazza, always good to hear from you, though what we hear now is quite sad. Welcome to the contest and keep your chin up.

thanks man. I'm doing OK now. me and her get along well now. it's just hard when you both still feel the same way but can't show it to avoid more pain in the future aye. anyhow, sorry to get all emo-ish in front of everyone lol. i just thought i'd let u know the back story behind the song.

At 7/18/08 10:14 PM, MJTTOMB wrote: Gee man, that seriously sucks. :/ Now I feel bad about getting on yer arse about "the composer". Best of luck, my friend. Hopefully all will turn out well. Are missionaries allowed to accept stuff? Because if they come by my place I'm probably going to force my parents to invite them in and get them some coffee and cookies or something, and although I doubt they'd be persuaded, just listen to them for the sake of not cutting them off at the door.

they'd love that. i'm sure they would REALLY love some form of non-abuse. the world seems to hold a bias agains missionaries as if they berge into peoples lives. They offer answers to questions with a smile and if theyre not interested thats all they need to say.

Unfortunately some missionaries were poinsoned once because some stupid lady put crap in cookies she fed them to try and kill them or something, so it's kinda a rule to not accept food or anything, but hey lol, any form on nice-ness is appreciated.

have a good one man and thanks

At 7/18/08 09:08 PM, Nintechno wrote:

At 7/18/08 08:33 PM, JAZZA wrote: I'd like to enter.

Welcome in man. Thats some deep stuff, but were not going to give you crap. Unfourtunatley, I think you're only allowed 2 submissions, so mabye you should choose your 2 saddest and enter those.
Anyways, good to see you in this one, and good luck!

If anyone decides to attack you for your openness, well smash 'em!

OH haha, only the first one is the enry. the other links are simply to prove the validity of the emotional value of my entry.

only one entry :)

I'd like to enter.

i read and re-read the rules and i seem to gather you can submit audio that was submitted before this competitions announcement. I have one i want to enter, it's an original composition and i hope you won't judge it too harshly because it was submitted around a month ago. I spent a whole week writing it recording it and stuff, because of a hardship i'm going through.

Here's a rough explanation, PLEASE don't be rude because i'm opening up here. i havn't spoken about this online before but i think the judges might want to know the situation in which this song was written...

I fell in love at the start of this year. The most beautiful girl in the entire world. I've had girlfriends and what not before, but i've never been in love, and this is real love. we grew so close, but we both knew it would be the most mature thing for me to go serve my mission for two years. I had planned to do it before i fell in love and she knew thats something that would really bring me closer to God and help me grow.

Well, from being completely head over heels in love she decided she had to let me go for now, and i suppose artists are more vulnerable to depression being people who 'feel'. It's been around a month and a half since that day, Weeks of seemingly endless depression. I would play songs i made for her in a dark room on my piano and cry my eyes dry. I would write songs, and this is one that i felt the need to record. Kind of how i heal.

THIS IS MY ENTRY:
The Happiest in the World

It's called that simply because it feels like happiness is such a distant thing that the only happiness i have is the thought of a life with this amazing girl, yet it seems so distant. Whenever i feel like an emotion 'let-go' i play this song and have a teary session. Hey i'm an artist, over-emotional-ness seems to come with it.

Want proof of 'US'?
well i want to show the validity of the REAL sadness of my song through proving the history of my love for this girl.
truth be told i think the sadness in my entry is even more valid BECAUSE it was submitted before any competition announcement. I made it because it felt like a physical pain, part of my heart mission, and needed to express it... that's how i heal.

well here you go:
out of my league
i recorded this song because she liked it, and i liked her. she didnt know it at the time. Still, you can see why this song connected with me, becuase it was (as you can see the start of this year) my way of begging for the attention of this gorgeous angel of a girl.
Oh, and read the descriptions lol "I have a friend on msn who keeps requesting songs, and she's so persuasive i keep making them! *sigh*"... FALSE! she's not persuasive... i just wanted her attention :)

MOTHER
i wrote this song with her, and she's in it. that female voice is hers, because the way i started making connections with her was in singing lessons. I became her teacher. She has such a beautiful voice.
Again, in comments: "she has an incredible voice, and is the most beautiful girl i know. I love her! 22-0". well, 22-0 stands for breanna and josiah always (22 letters) and forever (-0). also, when the first two is drawn backwards the 22 makes a love heart...

The Luckiest
this song was one she loved and i recorded it for her after she had a hard day. We really love to connect to each other through music. notice the "22-0 brea".

I hope these provide sufficient proof to the love i have for this amazing girl, and reinforce the 'sadness' i felt when recording my entry to this comp. Truth be told i'm not in it to win. I just want to share a part of myself. It's said that the greatest gift anyone can give is themself. Well newgrounds really has given me a lot and so has music. figured i'd give a little back.

I still love brea, so please NG ppl who read this dont mock me and call me emo or whatever. We all have pain in our lives. we just deal with it differently.

22-0 brea. One day we will be the happiest in the world.

oh and MaestroRage? keep up the good fight.