Also this is how to get access to the NG skinning project:

Go to www.newgrounds.com/account
Put javascript:document.body.contentEditable ='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0 in the URL bar
Press enter

At 7/23/08 04:02 PM, g0t wrote:

At 7/23/08 04:01 PM, Ivanovitch wrote: yea srsly gaise get those dicks out of your ass

To quote one of my favorite mods, VeryProudOfYa:
"This thread is astonishingly retarded and you people should be ashamed of yourselves."

I personally prefer a quote I proudly call my own.

Eat shit

yea srsly gaise get those dicks out of your ass

what the hell is the point of that link?

Listen to the lyrics, it's where his name is from.
"All your spam are belong to alt0165"

It's actually a user-based project, because NG staff has more to do than worry about skins (while users do that all the time).

What the script does now is literally just change the hue of existing colours and images (that's why the colors aren't too pretty) but Alt0165 is working on a script that will change every color with different values, which hopefully will result in a less "extreme" result.

Also, I wouldn't go back in time to register an alt in 2004 so I could fool you now.

At 7/23/08 03:04 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 7/23/08 03:03 PM, Alt0165 wrote: I can verify Ivanovitch' story

Alt0165

Nice alt.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 526

To all those expressing their doubts (um, everyone?), I can assure you it's real. The skins are being worked on, not even close to being finished, but that screenshot was to give you a general idea.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Hello Newgrounds!

As you may or may not know, the NG staff and some NG users have been putting together some spectacular new concepts.

Thanks to Wadezilla, a new feature will be available soon which lets you choose the skin you want! Tom and Wade were reluctant to see the NG orange be downgraded to just "an option", so skins can be bought with experience points! Although the experience points will leave your wallet (yes, a banking system is underway), they will not leave your account (so you can't level down). The skins will probably deactivate after two weeks.

Here's a preview for you ;)
Newgrounds "Civil Guard" skin

Coming soon!

I have put up with your shitty "YOUR COMPUTER IS INSUFFICIENTLY PROTECTED" warnings (because I switched off User Account Control) and now, in the MIDDLE OF A FUCKING TROJAN INFECTION EVERY PIECE OF ANTI-ADWARE AND ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM SAYS I HAVE TO REGISTER.

WHAT THE FUCK. I PAID HUNDREDS OF EUROS FOR THIS SHITTY OS AND I DONT EVEN GET YOUR FUCKING ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE? AND YOU INFORM ME OF THIS WHEN MY LAPTOP IS GOING THROUGH MELTDOWN?

FUCK. I'm switching to mac. The worst thing about this whole thing is that Windows Antivirus keeps popping up "MILLION BAJILLION THREATS DETECTED. DO SOMETHING NOW (GIVE US MONEY)".

At 7/14/08 01:45 PM, Neo-Confederate wrote: What purpose do you have in life?

Without god, how do you find hope. How do you find joy. What is the purpose of living?

In your belief, you just live and die to rot.

You bitches, you guys better be right if you don't believe in Jesus. Or else, you'll go to hell.

Think about it.

Learn2trollfaggot.

At 7/14/08 09:07 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:

At 7/14/08 09:05 AM, Ivanovitch wrote: UPDATE

Newgroundites are immune to rickroll

They just read the title.

Haha I'm really annoyed by people who just read the first post and hit reply. There's no discussion, only reactions. I think more than half the people here do that.

UPDATE

Newgroundites are immune to rickroll

If none of you stupid morons figured it out by now, let me start off by saying OP is fucking shit troll.

At 7/14/08 08:15 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Was it really worth the effort?

I definitely think that if it helps people stay away from unhealthy foods, it's worth it. All the effort.

The smallest European nation has found itself standing in the spotlights for once: A controversial anti-obesity campaign involving shock images on unhealthy foods has raised anger and protest from fast food chains and candy manifacturers alike.

Jean-Claude Juncker, the prime minister of Luxembourg said "It was the next logical step" and "We have been applying shocking images to cigarette packaging for years". Prime minister Juncker even went as far to say that "If it takes sticking pictures of deceased obese people on happy meals to raise awareness of the dangers of obesity, that's the way it has to be".

Jim Skinner, a spokesperson of the McDonalds fast food chain said he was "shocked and disturbed" by the words of prime minister Juncker. "We try to raise awareness in a family-friendly way, advising children to go outside and play and to order healthy food as well. Every menu comes with nutrition values, going as far to note how much of each ingredient you need each day. Shocking young children with images like that is unacceptable and cruel".

Here's the full report on youtube

At 6/27/08 08:52 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Yeah. The same as your age.

That burn was about as hot as an ice cube.

At 6/19/08 04:08 PM, Achilles2 wrote: Lead. From lead pencils.

Welcome to the 1800's, the last century there was actually lead in pencils before they discovered it kills you slowly, and found a substitute.

Don't have a USB to check it right now, but wouldn't that mean the shortcut is still there when you remove the drive/doesn't reappear when you put it back in?

These.

Just looking at this picture gives me goosebumps. I hate when you bite one, you hear it go "EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGG HKGHKGHKGHGKHGKH" scraping by your teeth.

I'm cringing in my chair thinking of it.

At 6/19/08 03:17 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Wouldn't it be neat if Windows looked better than Macs, I think we all know who would win the OS war after that.

THERE IS NO FUCKING OS WAR, SHUT UP. An operating system is a thing that works with a machine, people only wage wars over religion and money. Waging them over an OS is for nerds who care about what other people think of "their" operating system.

Macs are better at running heavy duty software, which is why every graphic designer will be working with a Mac. Both Mac and Windows have their good points (Windows having more good points on home use), but it's silly to say that one is better than the other.

At 6/19/08 03:22 PM, Thimbles wrote: Also, I found a solution to your problem through actually trying.

Would you honestly like to know how? It's incredibly easy. You'll fucking facepalm yourself.

Yes please :3

At 6/19/08 02:50 PM, Thimbles wrote:

At 6/19/08 02:44 PM, Ivanovitch wrote: Yeah or I'm going to go on a rant on how much both Windows ánd Microsoft are starting to piss me off more and more every day, and how I've worked with the new iMac at college with much ease. Also, they have brutal internal memory, look very sleek and professional, are soundless... I could go on.

I guess it's true.

Mac - A simple OS for simple people.

Or "Mac - The OS that doesn't crash when you convert a shape into a MovieClip or move something from one folder to another"

(Also a standalone PC with good specs is equally if not more expensive).

hahahahahahaha. Good one.

Dutch wikipedia entry on iMacs:

At 6/19/08 02:39 PM, gradenator wrote: You don't need desktop shortcuts to portable drives.
Keep the task bar - you are using a fucking computer.

Do something better with that money.

Yeah or I'm going to go on a rant on how much both Windows ánd Microsoft are starting to piss me off more and more every day, and how I've worked with the new iMac at college with much ease. Also, they have brutal internal memory, look very sleek and professional, are soundless... I could go on.

A year ago, I would've never thought I'd make the switch to Mac, but these things are
beasts. (Also a standalone PC with good specs is equally if not more expensive).

You've masturbated too often, it happened to me when I was 12 too!!

Hello Newgrounds,

Considering it will take me around half a year to save up for the 24" amazing hot cool awesome iMac I really really, really, REALLY want, I'd like to transform my Vista computer into a Mac as much as I can, in terms of interface (not really skinning though, just usability).

Because it's sort of handy to have portable drives appear on your desktop (as Macs do), is there a way I can do that with Windows too?

And another thing, I've currently told my taskbar to remain hidden until I mouseover, but is there a way I can turn it off completely (or at least make it invisible)?

Thank you!

At 6/16/08 04:11 AM, sasuke2910 wrote:

At 6/16/08 04:05 AM, Ivanovitch wrote: Ugh. Let me tell me how much I hate walls of text. There is nothing more annoying than walls of text, unreadable and hostile things as they are. People that use them are generally sucky and stupid. Walls of text, I could go on and on about them. They remind me of the time I went fishing with my best friend Jimmy. Jimmy was an annoying faggot a bit like me, you could say. Always ranting on how good friends we were, while, in fact I hated him. He was just the only kid in the whole neighbourhood, apart from me. We went fishing, it took a long time before anything happened. In fact, it just took a long time, nothing happened. We were just there in a boat, waiting to catch something, but it never happened. Now let me tell you something about elementary school, which sucked. The first two years, ugh, always building blocks. Blocks, blocks, blocks, I hated them. I wanted to play with the crane but Danny the Chimpanzee always had it because he had a mental condition that made him relate to nothing but cranes. I once told him he was crazy but he spat in my face and I kicked him a broken jaw, I was pretty impressed that I could do that but it turns out he had a degenerative bone disease that made his jaw more fragile than glass, so my mother beat me and sent the kid all my allowance for six months, for fuck's sake. How was I supposed to know? Then, as walls of text usually do, the story goes on with a lot of points that nobody cares about, useless background info and boring repetitions, more of the sort. An example would be me telling you who Jimmy is right now. Oh well, that's that.

I hope this explains what a wall of text is.

lol i actually read that

98.31% of which was taken up by quoted text time to waste space :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

what

99.36% of which was taken up by quoted text

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

looks like the op entered puberty today.

God damn you for the honestly most god awful joke ever told.

Ugh. Let me tell me how much I hate walls of text. There is nothing more annoying than walls of text, unreadable and hostile things as they are. People that use them are generally sucky and stupid. Walls of text, I could go on and on about them. They remind me of the time I went fishing with my best friend Jimmy. Jimmy was an annoying faggot a bit like me, you could say. Always ranting on how good friends we were, while, in fact I hated him. He was just the only kid in the whole neighbourhood, apart from me. We went fishing, it took a long time before anything happened. In fact, it just took a long time, nothing happened. We were just there in a boat, waiting to catch something, but it never happened. Now let me tell you something about elementary school, which sucked. The first two years, ugh, always building blocks. Blocks, blocks, blocks, I hated them. I wanted to play with the crane but Danny the Chimpanzee always had it because he had a mental condition that made him relate to nothing but cranes. I once told him he was crazy but he spat in my face and I kicked him a broken jaw, I was pretty impressed that I could do that but it turns out he had a degenerative bone disease that made his jaw more fragile than glass, so my mother beat me and sent the kid all my allowance for six months, for fuck's sake. How was I supposed to know? Then, as walls of text usually do, the story goes on with a lot of points that nobody cares about, useless background info and boring repetitions, more of the sort. An example would be me telling you who Jimmy is right now. Oh well, that's that.

I hope this explains what a wall of text is.

At 6/9/08 01:03 AM, scottmale24 wrote: i liek teh rape

I'd like rape too if the only female communication you ever get is hysterical screaming and kicking.

At 6/9/08 12:57 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Proof.

I don't think I've made enough posts about my sexy, sexy laptop yet. So I'm making another. Inb4 "Vista sucks."

You didn't say in before someone calls you a fucking furry faggot which is a task I'll be taking, you fucking furry faggot.