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The Pretzel a Christian symbol symbolizing hands folded in prayer. This may explain why George W. Bush nearly died chocking to death on a pretzel! Even God's not buying that whole "God wanted me to be President" bullshit!CHOKE ON YOUR LIES!

Face it! Some people don't deserve to have a gun because they're deranged psychopaths who's mantra is "Shoot first. No questions asked." or "Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities kill people." usually accompanied by a burning cross or swastika the likes of KKK, FCM, The Aryan Brotherhood or whatever the fuck the Rednecks are calling themselves these days and a whole bunch of innocent people are gonna die needlessly. KKK was founded the same year The NRA was founded; I shit you not. Coincidence? I think not!

But then again The Republicans believe a bag of skittles is a lethal weapon, hair gel is a lethal weapon, shampoo and conditioner is a lethal weapon, and little children are a concern for possible airliner hostile takeover that's why they have to pat them down. I have just one word this status: IDIOCY

NEXT TIME DON'T BUY A GUN! BUY A BRAIN! It's a lot more useful.

At 2/18/13 08:26 PM, Ceratisa wrote:

At 2/18/13 06:38 PM, KiwiSundae wrote:

At 2/15/13 08:42 PM, Ceratisa wrote:

Weakest argument AGAINST legalization yet. Sure, it increases availability, but most people who don't do drugs, don't do them because they don't want to. The illegal sales, I agree, are one thing that might not stop, but they will be a lot less common, considering if the government plays their cards right, prices on good weed will go down if sold legally. Not only that, but it will be safer, and businesses can sell larger amounts of the stuff for cheaper, whereas to get large quantities of weed illegally, one would have to pay well into the thousands of dollars range.

My dear boy that is BULLSHIT! Purest, Unbelievable, Unremarkable, Weapons-Grade-BULLSHIT! You honestly don't need to pay thousands of dollars for a reasonable quantity of Mary Jane unless you want oh...about...7 acres of sweet Mary Jane then yes you would have to pay within the thousands of range but if you just want a full Quart Size Ziplock Bag of Mary Jane it's going to MOST DEFINITELY be MUCH LESS than the thousands of dollars you recklessly exaggerate! LUDICROUS!

Now then...It is far more rational to legalize Marijuana Worldwide because if you do the overcrowding problem in prisons which is not only a pain in the ass in America but all over the world countries have a serious overcrowding problem in prisons and The System can't figure out why. REALLY? I'll tell those morons why is because those morons have ridiculously harsh penalties for even the most minor of drug offenses like marijuana which is far less dangerous than harder drugs like cocaine and heroin and far more addictive and far more harmful too but unfortunately The System chooses to freakishly harshly penalize marijuana users with the same harsh penalty and hefty prison sentence for cocaine or heroin use! OUTRAGEOUS! All you need to do is legalize marijuana and the overcrowding problem in Prison will END. Gone. Done. And while your at it lower the U.S. Drinking Age to 18 it's the same age to vote, enlist in the military, get drafted and die in a useless war, smoke tobacco and tarnish your body in ways Alcohol and Marijuana never could then Goddammit you're old enough to drink!

Newsflash U.S. Government:You are literally the only country on this entire planet who forces the rest to wait for age 21 before drinking! No seriously, YOU ARE THE ONLY COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET WHO SAYS "21 OR ELSE" YOU FUCKHEADS! Get over yourselves, then get your heads firmly lodged far up your fat shitty stinky asses out of your asses and lower the U.S. Drinking age to 18!

Lastly, taxing of said legalized Marijuana is also a necessity just don't go over the top with a freakishly high tax be reasonable and you will most definitely save a suffering economy and replace it with a huge budget surplus and lord knows countries like Ireland and Greece sure need it so legalize Marijuana there and then tax it and the country will prosper with a budget surplus.

I can't tell you how many people totally convinced of their own superiority namely over me especially when they're fully prepared to fight me to the death using only their physical body but the dumbest argument of them all is when it comes down to the ugly truth: They have absolutely no means to harm me much less kill me because they have absolutely no muscle mass in their entire body it's a wonder they're not confined to a wheelchair considering the sheer absence of muscle mass in their bodies yet fully capable of both standing and walking! I could just as easily kill them simply by grabing them hard and fast by the neck and with the simple flick of my wrist snap their neck in twain, severing their spinal cord in the process and in all likelihood rip their head clean off in a worst case scenario mind you, nevertheless a lot of weak pathetic fools are decidedly weak, I shit you not! May GOD STRIKE ME DEAD IF I'M LYING!

I'm still here. And can someone please explain to my why is it the small and weak are always so asinine and hell bent on killing Big and Strong guys like me, whereas Big Strong Guys like me wind up being in essence A Bradley Linebacker with The Heart of a Teddy Bear? Seriously! Guys like me are only lethal when threatened but if you treat us right we can be The Best Protector To All Who Earn It. It's true.

At 7/9/13 11:37 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Final Fantasy VII. I mean cmon with Next Gen technology and just update everything with Mass Effect Graphics you could easily fit everything in and tell all of the story.

You're right, Tony, for once. It is a truly welcome reprieve. Final Fantasy 7 was the mother of all outstanding RPGs and Unlike later installments of the Final Fantasy Epoch Final Fantasy 7 had a truly remarkable ending that truly outshines The Ending to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and you may as well remake it now on Playstation 3 with Graphics Improved Exponentially! And really great to see Tifa Lockheart's Big Tits in better graphics. And uh...FYI: Tifa and Aeris have the same size Tits the only difference is wardrobe!

I would love to Lick Jeri Ryan when she's naked it would be her nipples and then move on to sucking them and them move on to the love making and yes I would wear a condom as I am required to do. I added her to my following list on Twitter but I've still got some weight lifting and abdominal exercises to do before I'm in reasonable condition to ask Jeri Ryan on a date. Rest assured I have indeed become that much stronger since I got my Gym membership and did more active sit ups and aerobic exercise but I still have a way to go to turn my Keg into a Six Pack and my Man Boobs into Pecks but it's not that long a way now.

It is extremely unwise to put full confidence and credulity to those who clearly don't deserve it!

Example 1) The spittin' image of an Ideal Quagmire Flunkey: Loyal, Lethal, Obedient, Gullible and Stupid! They'll believe anything and everything THE MACHINE tells them regardless of whether or not it's true and in most cases it most definitely is NOT TRUE but as long as it comes from THE MACHINE, FOX NEWS, or HOMELAND SECURITY to them "it must be true" it's not but they're gullible they'll believe anything that comes from those three sources. They also have a monosyllabic vocabulary and can only communicate in a single sentence at a time. Sign them up and they'll blunder into any and all Quagmires be it Vietnam, Watergate, Iraq, Abu Grahb, Gitmo, Getting Shot In The Face By Dick Cheney Hunting Quail, etcetera, They'll DO IT! "Theirs not to reason why, Theirs just DIE HORRIBLY IN A USELESS WAR/QUAGMIRE/CLUSTER FUCK!" you can quote me on that.

Example 2) Illiterate Clods who can't be bothered to read anything at all even though most of them posses literacy they blatantly DON'T USE IT! I realize it's always such a pain in the ass to actually bother to sit down and read something of substance and value especially when said work is that much longer but I'd advise all of you to actually read it because not only are all your previous concerns addressed but ignoring them as you have in addition to being blatant is against the rules you may want to consider also reading the rules before you just troll and flame through NG. Less likely to read something and more likely to burn it like all good Fascists, YA FASCIST!

Face it! Some people simply DO NOT deserve a gun or multiple guns on account of they are a bunch of demented, inbred, trigger happy, Crackers, Peckerwoods and Rednecks who are just gonna kill a whole lotta innocent people who don't deserve to die just like George Zimmerman did to Trevon Martin! This was not in self defense it was a blatant and obvious lie George Zimmerman told that he "had been beaten" BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT! There was not a single mark on him this is a lie and his crime was a malicious murder perpetrated by a Cracker and I get so sick and tired of Crackers like George Zimmerman going on and on about "my rights" and "States Rights" and for those of you who don't know what "States Rights" means what it really means is "Needs White Supremacy" just like "Collateral Damage" means "Sucks To Be You" and "Ethnic Cleansing" means "Holocaust Is Justified" That's your vocabulary lesson for today. And in case you can't tell I'm White I can use those pseudonyms.

And that is why background checks must be mandatory to keep guns out of the hands of any and all psychopaths who are just gonna shoot up a bunch of innocent people all 'cause a trigger happy psychopath has a bunch of big fucking guns because it's a necessity for compensation for their shortcomings 'cause they're too weak and pathetic can't handle a real fight which is why they need a gun because they're a loser the closest they came to lifting anything measured in the hundreds range was in milligrams! PATHETIC! I promise you strength training and Martial Arts training is always handy ALWAYS HANDY! And it's not that difficult if you're decent enough and follow your instructor many doors will open but if you're just gonna be a douche bag like so many of you in this thread continue to do they'll kill you where you stand! But if you really want to accomplish SOMETHING as opposed to NOTHING then I'd recommend training in Strength and Martial Arts. It's effective and a hell of a lot cheaper than buying a bunch of guns and spare ammunition. That's for Damn Sure!

There was this one really bad nightmare I had I must stress to you how bad this really bad guy I was having to deal with in the house of a family that has cared for me from the moment I was born and this bad guy was aiming to do a really bad thing so the first thing I did on instinct in my nightmare I head for the fireplace grab the axe as a makeshift melee weapon and in my nightmare I must stress you and this guy was indeed bad and start wailing on him with the axe and suddenly I get the distinct smell of human blood and even though I know this guy is bad this is probably not the most suitable means to dispose of him and blood everywhere even though he's bad and the stench of blood is getting even harder to bear and in most cases I can force myself out of a dream instantly and sometimes I can't in this case I can and stumble out of bed and into the bathroom turn on the lights and look at my hands and see there's no blood anywhere it was all a dream but I can still smell the blood from my nightmare.

The biggest problem with a gun is that it's only as good as the person shooting it and in my experience the more hateful the individual wielding the gun the less accurate they are. Another huge problem for some poor sap who ends up running out of bullets what then do they intend to do? It would seem they have to sit on their asses and DIE HORRIBLY! Had they known martial arts they could've had a fighting chance but as you say it's either "a waste of time" or entirely "for those too weak and frail to have a fighting chance they need guns" but without bullets, knowledge of martial arts, and being too weak and frail just as you specified what can they do but DIE? PATHETIC!

And even more pathetic is your inability to read subliminal messages if indeed you read them at all but once again:

The need for guns is merely compensation for an individual's shortcomings that are freakishly short in their comings whatever those freakishly short shortcomings are is the real reason why said individual needs a gun.

Now when myself and others refer to "compensation for shortcomings" and is indeed common usage we mean to articulate the true meaning why an individual needs a gun or need a big fucking truck is because they are compensating for smaller genitalia. The bigger the gun or bigger the truck the smaller their genitalia is. They believe that having a gun or big truck will lure everyone else into the false sense of security that they have bigger genitalia but in actuality all of this is merely an illusion and in actuality they are compensating for smaller genitalia. That is what we mean in saying "compensation for shortcomings. PATHETIC!

Yeah and whatever that thing was that you saw on youtube that you thought was me it wasn't. As far as any and all similarities between myself and that thing if you had any idea about who I am and what I am that thing whatever the fuck it is is not even the same species as me! Clearly you haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about it's really quite sad I suppose next you're gonna tell me there's a definitive difference between a cougar and a mountain lion in addition to a bobcat and a lynx which in actuality there is no difference they're the same animal just regional dialects.

You fail to realize that no matter how many times you say something that isn't true doesn't magically make it true and no matter how many times you say it and no matter how much you scream and cry it isn't gonna make it true. Apparently this is the whole creed for The Republican Party.

At 3/26/13 09:27 AM, Cynical-Charlotte wrote:

At 3/26/13 06:43 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: [long rant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1VzOeGetkI

Please, Missy you have not beaten me in any way shape or form you have to contribute something what you have is nothing. I'd be hard pressed to say this has even jostled me in the slightest bit this is a complete failure of a counter argument. If you wish to beat me you will have to do better than that!

At 3/26/13 06:50 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: please the only way a martial artist could take out a trained marksmen if each respective individual were three feet away from each other. the Martial Artist would lose if it were Mid to long range <more baseless bullshit>

WRONG! Advanced forms of Martial Arts do extensive training in dodging arrows that once you get quick enough reflexes you can dodge bullets which is a solid fact. All gun-toting sissies who just need overcompensation for their freakishly short shortcomings that are FREAKISHLY SHORT IN THEIR COMINGS have absolutely no quick reflexes if any at all! You see there's a great calamity most people who are completely and utterly insane and going to amass an arsenal of weapons and kill a bunch of innocent people those lunatics call it Eugenics It's a breeding system dating back to the 17th Century that the lunatics believe will give you much stronger capabilities if you filter out any and all the so-called "inferior races" their words not mine which include everyone who is Not White, Not Jewish, Not Gypsy, Not Gay, Not A Twin, Not Having A Condition, Not An Environmentalist, Not An Immigrant, Not Inclined To Speak Out Against Lunatics Like Them. The major flaw to Eugenics is once you build such an arrogant asinine set of restrictions you've basically created the absolute worst construction of genes you're just scrapin' the bottom of the barrel there nothing left but Crackers, Rednecks, Peckerwoods and Honkies at that point they're not even human anymore the human element no longer applies to Crackers, Rednecks, Peckerwoods and Honkies best just kill 'em off with a single blow from Martial Arts and because the genes of Crackers, Rednecks, Peckerwoods and Honkies are so weak it will kill them instantly. I know it. But I as Hell won't teach you you're not worthy of knowing I have honor and it would be of great shame to teach you that.

the whole martial arts rhetoric is a FALLACY in real life applications

Well, boyo that's an opinion in point of fact. Opinion nothing to do with the facts. Something you kids these days just can't differentiate. Further you cling to the foolish notion that if you can say that one thing that isn't true enough times that it will magically become true but no matter how many times you say that one thing that isn't true it doesn't make it true. Those who never got past 5th Grade in intelligence or maturity for that matter! Me I'm a much more intelligent enlightened individual who got his High School Diploma and moved on to College and acquired several skills in martial arts that contrary to YOUR FALLACY does prove far more effective in this plane we call REALITY is that Martial Arts does prove highly effective at self defense and discipline that if you don't have discipline they will kill you where you stand. I most definitely can kill any and all Crackers, Rednecks, Peckerwoods and Honkies with a single well place blow again not going to teach you or anyone else for that matter who is unworthy.

And in case you can't tell I'm White.

At 3/25/13 06:06 AM, Painbringer wrote: A couple years ago when I nearly broke up with my boyfriend.

Prior to that, I wasn't even a teenager yet, and would cry when hurt or getting yelled at.

I'm very sorry for your loss. And on behalf of The Totality of Heterosexuals everywhere my heart goes out to Homosexuals everywhere and how dare anyone persecute your people it is blatant, unwarranted, unjust, basically no one deserves to be persecuted who is still a good person. I too have suffered tremendous adversity for being different and being straight and white has nothing to with it I was always of Enlightenment, Open Minded, Highly Intelligent, Fully Capable of formulating an abundance of Thoughts, Opinions, and Ideas that are New, Original and Different that somehow makes me a Menace To Society in the eyes of The Machine.

Well I say to The Machine: FUCK YOU! DOWN WITH THE MACHINE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
DESTROY THE MACHINE!!!

I also had a bunch of discrimination for being mixed race I am German, Nordic, Irish, French, Italian, English and Native American it's true. I've often been condemned by my High School as "A Nazi" automatically because my surname is German and suddenly every German Person must be a Nazi especially the ones who died in The Holocaust just like me The Nazis would NEVER LET ME IN! 3 branches I have Bipolar Disorder and Asperger's Syndrome, I am an Environmentalist, and I am most definitely inclined to speak out against THOSE MASS MURDERING FUCKHEADS and they would've sent me in to the ovens as well. I can't tell you how many times I cried after school during High School was the height of the absolute worst years of my life I had to put up with blatant and obvious clear as a fist punching the nose on their faces but my superiors did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL to stop it! And it went on on a minutely basis all damn day long every damn day! You would've had to have been blind in both eyes, deaf in both ears with a fading sense of touch and morality and standards for that matter not to know about it! I should've threatened to sue them for $150,000 in a Harassment Lawsuit maybe that would get their attention I know I should have if I get a time machine that's the first thing I'm gonna do. It hurts to talk about it so I won't.

This is what The Machine Uniform looks like. I hope that day never comes!

At 3/24/13 12:04 PM, Korriken wrote: many brands of hair gel are also flammable.

WRONG! I have put this to the test with multiple iterations of Hair Gels and Curl Defining Cream I took a straight line of each iteration then took my lighter to it and each one of them did not even light on fire I know I tried it IT DID NOT EXPLODE! Next time do some actual practical research it would be far less embarrassing for you.

At 3/24/13 01:00 PM, Cynical-Charlotte wrote:

::I would love to find a Taekwondo black belt who could block a criminal's bullets with his roundhouse kick.

HA HA HA HA HA! Any and all Tae Kwon Doe black belts and all black belts of Martial Arts can knock a gun out of any and all criminals' guns out of their hands then take the gun apart so it will never work again then kill them with a single blow I GUARANTEE IT! You see unlike some people I actually know several forms of Martial Arts and am indeed very strong and for some odd reason I have had to deal with so many Jock Douchebags; for what? I don't know. The norm seems to be to be abusive to people who actually have Honor but they are so weak they can only inflict EMOTIONALLY and never ever PHYSICALLY because they have absolutely no muscle mass it's a wonder they're not confined to a wheelchair but apparently they're able bodied which is quite the baffling enigma indeed. Clearly I had more muscle mass in my right arm than they have in their entire bodies and all it would take is a single punch to the face with a mere 1/128 of my full strength to kill them that's how weak they were. It was either that or being unfathomably FAT and still totally convinced of their superiority! I think not!

To reiterate: The only people who need a gun are merely COMPENSATING FOR THEIR FREAKISHLY SHORT SHORTCOMINGS that's what makes them weak pathetic sissies who are just compensating. They should get a vanity license plate to coincide with their big fucking truck that reads: CMPNS8N (Compensatin') That you have chosen to ignore and is clearly of vital importance to the selling point of mine and vital contribution. Perhaps you should keep that in mind because the rules clearly state you must be familiar with the totality of a statement in every thread.

Martial arts are for brawls and small skirmishes against unarmed assailants. Not only is it a poor option for people who lack the physical capability for such action (ie: the elderly)

See previous statement on the weakness and sissy elements of those who need a gun. As For the elderly there's one thing I know it is a philosophy of mine and have a very philosophical mind I would gladly opine to anyone heres one of them:

There is no such thing as too old or too young to matter to be important to make a difference to be essential to save
The Universe. At age 73 Sean Connery made "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" in the final sequence he's giving The Phantom the most savage beating of his life a man a mere 1/3 his age and Sean Connery is very much alive to this day. At age 56 Arnold Schwarzenegger made "Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines" which is a nonstop action requirement of physical challenge and is very much alive and now at 66 has signed on to do the next installment of Terminator. At age 60 Sylvester Stallone made "Rocky Balboa," at age 62 made "Rambo 4," at age 64 made "The Expendables," at age 66 made "The Expendables 2" and "Bullet to the Head" and is very much alive and now at 67 has signed on to do "The Expendables 3." At age 66 Harrison Ford made "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull" and did all his own stunts with the aid of safety harnesses that could be removed with digital wire removal but nevertheless was a truly physically demanding role and now at age 71 has signed on to do all 3 of Star Wars episodes 7, 8 and 9 in addition to Indiana Jones 5. Clearly The Elderly can handle themselves quite admirably. As for those who are young infants and children need to be protected by RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE and given the proper upbringing so they don't turn into a deranged psychopath and shoot up children's schools when they grow up and proper discipline for bullies that have too much freedom on grounds of "freedom of speech" as far as I'm concerned any and all bullies need to be lined up and shot with a firing squad of everyone they ever hurt! People like that need the appropriate level of Discipline at their particular venue and the problem is that those bullies have got too much freedom by their superiors and those so-called "superiors" need to WAKE THE FUCK UP AND TAKE NOTICE GET SOME DISCIPLINE OR CONTINUE DOING NOTHING AND BURY YOUR ENTIRE VENUE! And by the way excessive emotional harm constitutes Harassment which is indeed a crime I Guarantee it!

And to those bullies: FUCK YOU ALL!!! YOU'RE JUST GIVING ALL OF US A VALID REASON TO KILL YOU IN A SAVAGE BEATING DROWNING IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD BILE AND TEARS! YOU CALL THAT COOL? I GUESS WHEN YOUR DEAD YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE IS AT AN ALL TIME COOL! CAN'T GET MUCH COOLER THAN DEAD!

Iron Claw Has Spoken!

Ways to freakout people at the office: Buy a couple of Transformers Action Figures one Autobot and one Decepticon of your choice and open them transform them start playing with them in your cubicle then when someone comes by and asks "HEY! What are you doing playing with Transformers Action Figures when you should be working?" to which you say "TRANFORMERS! THEY'RE MORE THAN MEATS THE EYE!"

There seems to be an abundance of boring if not stupid TV shows that unfortunately being drunk and trying to enjoy them just isn't doing the trick and for some odd reason the powers that be continue to run up every damn network with nothing but stupid TV shows that would require me to get stoned to be able to enjoy them Shows like:

NCIS and CSI: same damn show no damn difference!
According to Jim: Jim Belushi is nowhere near as funny as John Belushi!
The Big Bang Theory: Just cloned 7 or 8 characters that are the exact same character no damn difference!
30 Rock: Tina Fey is not funny never has been funny never will be funny!

Fortunately for me Marijuana is still legal in the State of Washington so I just need to find the nearest retailer. :D

But only Marijuana should be legal the harder drugs need to remain illegal. They'll do far worse damage and are far more addictive.

Face it: The only people who need a gun is because of compensating for shortcomings that are freakishly short in their comings whatever their comings may be that happen to be freakishly short. It's always a need for a weapon and people who need one live out in the middle of nowhere the overall danger is in themselves.

Why can't you just take up Martial Arts that you don't need a weapon to kill someone in self-defense mind you there's a difference. It's a lot less expensive to get martial arts lessons than it is to amass an arsenal of weapons far more expensive to amass an arsenal of weapons that most likely will not serve a constructive purpose.

At 7/15/12 11:20 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

liberals always trying to ban shit.

This is most definitely going down as the dumbest argument ever. The contrary is that the Conservatives far more likely of banning everything which includes the following:

1. Literature
2. Literacy
3. Marijuana
4. The Means to smoke Marijuana
5. Free Speech
6. Free Thinking
7. New Ideas
8. Immigration
9. Being Gay
10. Being Friends with Gay people
11. Gay Marriage
12. Interracial Marriage
13. Marriage Between Jews and Gentiles
14. An Opened Mind
15. Abortion
16. Foul Language On Network TV
17. Gratuitous Nudity On Network TV
18. Sex On Network TV

They've basically created a continuum of Douche Bags bent on world conquest sadly very few have made it in the election. So what is it that makes them great? Nothing at all!

I was never one to declare "That is so gay." as though to express that there is something seriously wrong with homosexuality and onwards to declare that automatically "Gay" means "Most wrong thing ever" and somehow The Declaration "That is so Gay" is somehow acceptable whereas pseudonyms like The N-Word, Redneck, Cracker, Peckerwood and others are unacceptable. Really? From where I'm standing Homophobia is no more acceptable than Racism. Both are Unacceptable. But I get a distinct feeling both Homophobia and Racism are on their way out very soon.

Any Chain Smoker who spends sooo much money on cigarettes and never buys a lighter and always bitches when I won't let them use my lighter! Seriously, wouldn't it come with the territory to bring a lighter with you if you're going to be chain smoking? What good are you as a chain smoker who can't light up because you don't have a lighter? Completely and utterly USELESS!

At 10/20/11 01:37 AM, redfield95 wrote: Leisure Suit Larry, did anyone mention that piece of shit?

I'm sorry I should've gotten to your point sooner: Absolutely should be Leisure Suit Larry, Dead or Alive:Xtreme beach Volleyball or any sycophantic attempt to but nudity be it Male/Female/Whole/Partial/Topless/Bottomless/Bare Butt/Side Boob in a video game which requires at all times intricate use of TWO HANDS at the same time at ALL TIMES during gameplay otherwise you will either die or lose. You can't do just ONE HAND during gameplay you need BOTH HANDS AT ALL TIMES to play a video game if you know what I mean and I'm sure you do. It is an EPIC FAILURE of the entertainment industry to do Nudity in a Video Game!

And for that matter: Dead or Alive 3 I fail to see what the big deal is. On the end of the puritans it's not so risque. On my end it's not so sexy. The pleasance of the announcer's voice (female) is like nails on a chalkboard. An the depth of the characters is very shallow not anywhere near as intricate as Soul Calibur which was sooo much better a tournament fighting game!

The proplem with socialism is that most people who come out against it like the Republicans don't have a fucking clue as to what socialism is they often confuse it with Fascism which is most definitely far worse you don't want Fascism either nevertheless socialism is still bad by definition and in the act of. This is what Socialism is:

A group of political leaders establish a Commune that becomes the leadership similar to a senate only much smaller they decide what and where things will be done for the people and the Commune vote for them similar to Democracy except the trouble therein is that the leaders establish themselves there are no elections where the people vote, vicariously the people have no say in the government, vicariously the peoples welfare and well being is out of sight out of mind of The Government and the people will suffer indefinitely. That is Socialism.

No one on this or any other planet should have a socialist government. It never lasts long. The Soviet Union fell relatively quickly and China will fall soon enough.

The way I see it the only people who need guns is just an excuse to compensate for their freakishly short shortcomings that are freakishly short in their comings whatever those comings may be. Why can't people just take up martial arts? And why is it that everyone talking about "home defense" lives out in the middle of nowhere if there's any danger it is in that house where there's just so many guns the only danger therein is one's self. O The Irony!

At 12/16/12 03:38 AM, Austerity wrote:

At 12/11/12 05:30 PM, Light wrote: There's no reason not to.

Except the constant nasty smell that will be all over the place constantly and ruin normal life for everyone.

Au Contraires! The smell of marijuana smoke is NOWHERE NEAR as offensive as cigarette smoke. I used to think the same thing but it turns out cigarette smoke is far more dangerous because of oh so many chemicals in cigarettes and when chemicals are burned the negative after effects are enhanced exponentially but exactly what the tobacco companies put in cigarettes remains a mystery for the rest of us: They won't tell you.

Marijuana smoke is not nearly offensive at all.

How did The Navy SEALS find and kill Osama Bin Laden so efficiently?

They just kept following the goats because goats are Osama Bin Laden's concubines!

At 6/24/12 12:01 PM, MrFlopz wrote: To Ironclaw...


You had me worried there because you posted a lot and there may have been one or two convincing arguments there. Oh boy was I wrong! That was sheer nonsense!

Oh please! You haven't beaten me in any way shape or form. You can't even keep track of your own arguments. It's as easy as looking back to the previous pages and reading them which is part of the rules. If you think you have remotely jostled me you've failed. If you wish to be an actual debater you'll have to do better than that.

Not a chance in Hell! The entire country music industry is boredom, belligerence and bigotry! I never understood how anyone anywhere anyhow could be pleasured by listening to that tripe. If you want to be getting down and where it's at you need Rock! Rock Rule FOREVER!

As an Irish American I am hard pressed to say I could willingly participate in Riverdance WHICH I DON'T! All it is is just fast paced goose-stepping whilst being paralyzed from the waist up! So against my will I went to a Riverdance class and started with the footwork and then unfortunately my nose was itching somethin' fierce and I just couldn't take it any more and lifted my arm to scratch it. To which the teacher just completely lost it and with his arms firmly at his side bellowed "You cannot use your arms in the riverdance! You mustn't use your arms in the riverdance! Your in serious trouble boyo! Come on!" then pointed to me with his leg "You! Let's go!"

In my experience anyone and everyone who willingly uses the term "debunk" is guaranteed to be absolutely positively 100% FULL OF SHIT! You see when someone uses the method of debunking what they do in actuality is revert to a childhood state by sticking their fingers in their ears and screaming "la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, I'm not listening! I fear change! Save me Jesus! SAVE ME!!!" And the actual evidence they provide to contrary, nonexistent, is rather pathetic indeed. Where is it? I don't see a God Damn thing just bitching! That's not evidence.

At 11/12/10 05:16 AM, pyroman544 wrote: Plain is smart...Enough said

Now that is definitely the dumbest argument ever! Anyone who needs something simplified is not better by approximation, defacto or default that in actuality make them worse and a SIMPLETON. If anyone needs an intelligent statement simplified they are a simpleton!