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At 1/17/09 06:29 PM, Dylawrence wrote: Let's see if it's just as funny with awesome animation!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 6119
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 7854
it would be a very interesting experiment... people are bitching about the animation, so what if we made it great, would they still bitch?

Well, in terms of Bowja, it's a bit too fast and hard to understand, and only lends itself to bad animation.

With the JohnnyUtah one, it's just talking, so would be fairly boring to do..

However, it would be fun to see if a fairly spammy flash done with better animation could be any good.. I'll be on the look out for any good flashes like that.

Any more suggestions?

I've decided to try to get rid of my Garbage Whistle, again. Here are a few abusive reviews:

MetaKraken
xBlanKx2003, chris128
DragonTyrant
25-to-Life
Nimrod-the-Mighty
Rainwater
mishapk

Something many people use is FruityLoops. It is fairly easy to use, and, when used correctly, can create good songs.

Some people record all their own stuff, and then mix it together with something like Audacity.

Here's the Thanks list I promised earlier today..

Thanks to:
Ismael92
Haggard
mwmike
sonofkirk
Hacsev
Aci6
pigeonmaster88
Coop83
Odyssic
No36

Congrats to:
simon: 6,666 Blams
Haggard: 600 Reviews, 20,000 Saves
shadowchaotailsevil3: 7,000 Saves
bifgis: Level 31, 10,000 Experience
FC-Thun-Fan: Corporal
idiot-buster: 6.66 Base Voting Power, 4,444 Blams
aldlv: 400 Flash Reviews
No36: 1,000 Saves
Metal-Therapy: 15,000 Saves
LordKooler: Level 35
AnalPenguinFarming: 10,000 Experience
life: Level 41
mwmike: 1,000 B/P, Police Sergeant - I knew you'd get it that night!

No time for a thanks list, I might make one later today :)

At 1/17/09 10:40 AM, Ismael92 wrote: OK, from now on you're the dark knight.

Sweet :D

At 1/17/09 03:34 PM, Hacsev wrote: Level Up Happens Tomorrow!

Then you'll be the exact same icon as Ismael. Unless one of you changes your aura.

At 1/18/09 03:29 AM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Why you wanted of being part of these forums?

Well, I started off asking questions in the threads, and then found out that I could actually answer many of the questions, and it was fun to pass on you

I've been searching through a few flashes, and found this. Tell me what you think of it.

• 
  The Origin of Jesus by vishass

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 13+

Sorry, but you can't do this collab. You don't have any flashes, and so do not fit the collab requirements. Collab Rules

Also, an idea almost identical to this was done by the NG admin:

• 
  Queers of War by TomFulp

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Adults Only

At 1/17/09 01:46 PM, ughanation wrote: My friend Blounty asked me to post this due to the fact that he has been banned. He says its a good idea and would like to be apart of it.

Sounds good. As I said previously, I'm not taking in participants for the collab for definite yet, I'm merely looking for suggestions at the moment, but I'll check out your work now anyway. Since one of the main criticisms for my other collabs were the variety of quality, I'm gonna be pretty strict on who I let through..

1 to screw it in.
1 to take a photo of it and make a "Photoshop this lightbulb" thread.
1 to draw a cock on it, and make a spammy flash about it (Stamper).
1,234 to parody the flash.
100 to create threads complaining about the flashes.

So that makes 1,337. How convenient.

Hey, I'm fish1892, runner of two previous collabs. Welcome to the Remake Collab.

Basic Concept
In this collab, we will remake another flash on NG. The sound will be divided into parts, and each author will do one part each. Simple as that.

Point of this thread:
This is not the main thread. I am not accepting applications for this collab yet. All I want in this thread are suggestions for which flash to remake. You do not have to join the collab to suggest something in this thread. If you know of a flash that you think would be fun to do again, or perhaps it has good audio and script, but not very good animation, just suggest it here.

Before suggesting, consider:
- The author who originally made the flash will have to give permission for us to use his audio, so preferably somebody who is not too high up on the NG hierarchy. I do, however, know that some higher up people do reply, such as The-Swain and Egoraptor.
- Nothing too long or too short.

I will consider all the suggestions, and choose the flash that I feel best fitted for the collab.

Thanks,
~-fish1892-

At 1/17/09 11:14 AM, Cheesio wrote: It appears this thread is dead... How many people have submitted a Flash for this collab so far?

Just me :(

I hope this isn't dead...C'mon people! Join!! This has massive potential!

TekutekuAL

Sorry for such short answer, but it is the answer...

Noobs. At least then, the failure may help them to improve. I'm sure Mindchamber was a noob once. Well, maybe..

Also, it's kinda funny watching bad flashes that are trying to be good, as opposed to bad flashes which are bad on purpose..

At 1/17/09 07:35 AM, fish1892 wrote:

At 1/17/09 06:36 AM, No36 wrote: On a different note, I have a good feeling that I will advance about 40% through the Police Sergeant this weekend, meaning I may get a Level 13/Police Lieutenant combo. :)

Statistically, that doesn't make sense..Since you have been on NG for a bit over 3 years, and ypu've got 500 posts, in theory, it should take you another 3 years to get to 1,000. It won't, but statistically, it should..

God, I really messed that up. I quoted the wrong part, didn't properly read the correct quote, and spelled something wrong. Sorry :(

Congrats to:
shadowchaotailsevil3: Level 23
AniMetal: 2 Years on NG
mwmike: Level 14
Ismael92: 10,000 Total Stats
Perceptor: 15,000 Saves, 9.00 Voting Power
EclectricEnnui: 6,666 Posts
zimzap: Level 31
AnalPenguinFarming: Level 31
Aci6: Level 25
KevnSevn: Level 16

Thanks to:
Auz
Ismael92
darknessdweller
Hacsev
mwmike
Coop83 - Have fun in the NG Meet!
pigeonmaster88
No36
RohantheBarbarian
Odyssic

At 1/16/09 04:17 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Poll Of The Day:
Do you hate me, and why?

Yes. Why not?

FUCK Light. I second the dark guy's post.

"The dark guy"? Does it really hurt you so much to look 3 lines up to check my name? Tsk.

At 1/16/09 07:07 PM, mwmike wrote: That would be quite a sum! The good thing about Level 12 is that you're almost to level 13, which looks better than almost all of the other low-levels.

Of all the low levels, I'd actually say that 14 is my favourite. 13 is OK, but a bit boring...

At 1/17/09 07:00 AM, mwmike wrote: I've gotta start posting more again, I've been spending more times on Newgrounds than I used to and yet I've been making far less posts than I used to. For a while I was posting on a pretty strict 25 posts a day rate, and on two days this week I have posted only twice.

Same with me. Partly because of school and such, I just can't reach 1,000 posts, even though I'm only about 20 posts off..I'm only managing a post or 2 a day, whereas during the holidays I was doing about 10..

At 1/17/09 06:36 AM, No36 wrote: On a different note, I have a good feeling that I will advance about 40% through the Police Sergeant this weekend, meaning I may get a Level 13/Police Lieutenant combo. :)

Statistically, that doesn't make sense..Since you have been on NG for a bit over 3 years, and ypu've got 500 posts, in theory, it should take you another 3 years to get to 1,000. It won't, but statistically, it should..

At 1/15/09 07:44 PM, Crusher117 wrote: So, this was made by two friends of mine.
Im doing them a favor by spreading it out. Watch please?
Echo and Narcissus

It doesn't seem too great..The sound quality is really bad, aking it quite hard to hear what's going on.

But if you want to spread it around, maybe post it in this thread.

What is your most common typo?

Everyone has one. For many, it is "teh". For some, it is "liek". But what's yours?

Mine seems to be typing a semi-colon instead of an apostrophe. Thus, I get words like "don;t" instead of "don't". It can be annoying.

Congrats to:
knugen: 10,000 Experience
Bahamut: 39,000 Blams - More blams than saves?

Thanks to:
Auz
darknessdweller
Hacsev
pigeonmaster88
Coop83
sonofkirk
Odyssic
RohantheBarbarian
No36
Haggard

Well, gee, wasn't that exciting?

Congrats to:
SPLINTERCELL58: Level 14
youngblood26: 3,000 B/P, Private First Class
Dream-of-Duke: 49,000 B/P
Mendou: 7,000 Experience
EchoRun: 2,000 Experience
Usrn: Police Lieutenant
tally1989: 3,000 B/P, Private First Class
thegreatmorph: 4,000 Experience, Level 20
Toohot100: Level 34
sirtom93: 500 Audio Reviews
yoshi7777: Level 22
Bloodthorne: Level 43
Molotov: Level 45 - Stop getting so many great achievements! >:(
reverend: 4,000 B/P, Corporal
Perceptor: Level 22
14hourlunchbreak: Level 15
Davidzx: 2 Years on NG
Paradox: Level 27
tumahaB: Level 19
dx5231: Level 12
knugen: Level 31

Thanks to:
darknessdweller (x2)
mwmike (x2)
Hacsev (x2)
Coop83 (x2)
Odyssic (x2)
Haggard (x2)
No36 (x2)
RohantheBarbarian (x2)
Ismael92 (x2)
Auz
pigeonmaster88

At 1/14/09 12:43 PM, Ismael92 wrote: You gotta love my evilness.

NOO!!! Return to the dark side!

Oh God, after all that, i forgot to include my achievement:

Level 15

Ah well. I guess this means it will be more noticed..

Congrats to:
shadowchaotailsevil3: Top 600 in B/P
aldlv: 15,000 Saves, 22,222 B/P, 500 Audio Reviews
dx5231: Police Captain
Aci6: 7,000 Saves, 1,600 Flash Reviews
Corky52: 8,000 Posts, 16,000 Saves
Statwhore: Level 13
Shakyjake: Level 14
Greenfrost6: 1,000 Experience
Bahamut: 111,111 Total Stats, 19,000 Posts
Hacsev: Lieutenant
Molotov: 49,000 Saves
Odyssic: 9,000 Saves
Spirosgod: Corporal
Yamor: Private
aninjaman: 1337 Posts
Mattster092: 100 Flash Reviews
idiot-buster: 18,000 Saves
Kart-Man: Level 25
KevnSevn: Private First Class
ramagi: 27,000 Experience
Auz: 44,000 B/P

Thanks to:
Ismael92 (x2) - New aura?
sonofkirk (x2)
mwmike
Hacsev (x2)
Coop83 (x2)
Haggard (x2)
Aci6/Melzaar (x2)
Odyssic (x2)
RohantheBarbarian (x2)
No36 (x2)
Murad136 - For that guide thing
Auz
But no Bahamut :(

This list has taken me ages, because the list maker shut down halfway through, so I had to start again..

I have to go write a poem..

At 1/12/09 09:08 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: NGPD Roster -Monday January 12, 2009

Yay! Thanks!

Top 5 Gainers

fish1892 - 90
sinskae - 53
mwmike - 46
Eroth221 - 30
Crusher117 - 27

Ah sweet! I'm top of the list! I still didn't get very much, but ah well...

Leaving the List

sirtom93, Private

Once again, congrats, have fun in the EGB!

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 11 || +2 || [ 0892 ] || [ 0090 ] || [ 012.9 ] || fish1892, Police Officer

Up 2? That's not too bad, in my opinion..

Well, a fairly successful week for me, but only in comparison to everyone else..

Go to the Flash Submit page. Make sure your submission is in SWF format.

At 1/8/09 03:42 PM, darknessdweller wrote: For the time being, I can't review audio (A.K.A. 85% of requests here) because I'm getting this wierd problem with the Audio Portal.

I've had this problem before, it is simply that your flash player is out of date. Get the newest version
here.

In response to what Corky52 said about the lack of audio requests, I would assume that this is because the AP gets very few views, since there is no "Under Judgment" system there. Users have no incentive to listen to the tracks, and therefore don't review as much. This place is probably the main source of audio reviews...

At 1/11/09 12:48 AM, Kyaztro wrote: I never thought I'd live to see the day when I beat out Egoraptor, JohnnyUtah, TheSwain, Stamper, Luis, Krinkels and the 20 other artists in here that are better than me in a single day

Yeah, that is pretty crazy. It's a rare enough day that all those authors would submit something, except maybe Pico Day. Anyway, you deserved to be better than them, cos you had a nice flash..

Congrats to:
Ismael92: Top 1,000 in Experience
sirtom93: Level 23, Top 3,000 Experience, Private
NeonFlame126: 8,000 Experience
perfect-insanity: Top 2,000 in B/P, 1,000 Blams
No36: 1,000 B/P, Police Sergeant, 6 Total Voting Power
Dream-of-Duke: 29,000 Saves
Emlfuryoflion: 26,000 B/P
Haggard: 29,000 B/P
AbyssalDarkness: Level 11
Auz: 14,000 Experience
Faggard: Level 19
UnknownFury: Level 23

Thanks to:
darknessdweller (x2)
Ismael92
Bahamut(x2)
Hacsev
Coop83
Auz
RohantheBarbarian
No36
Haggard

At 1/11/09 09:36 AM, darknessdweller wrote: Poll Of The Day:
How much time do you think ur online everyday?

It depends on the day, but I probably average about 3 hours per day :(

At 1/10/09 05:41 PM, Spartan204 wrote:

I hate how they (admins and mods) get such special treatment. >:(

I totally agree. There are tons of flashes around that have a far better score than they deserve due to the fact that they have been created by admin:

• 
  Circle n' Square by Stamper

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 13+

• 
  Comic-Con 2008 Poster by TomFulp

  Click to view.

  Type

  Game

  Rated

  Everyone

• 
  The Day Keanu Stood Still by TomFulp

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 17+

Not to mention the more recent "Shape Day" flashes.

JohnnyUtah's post features a few PMs he received, as a way of mocking them, but I agree with the PMs (at least that's what I guess they are..)

I quite like it.

You need to either colour it, or change the colour scheme. It wouldn't work as a white t-shirt with the red lines, but maybe as a black shirt with white lines, or perhaps just plain black with the whole picture coloured in properly..

I have a strange feeling I have read in various places that your eye can only detect a change every 24 seconds, so 24fps would be what you should use, as it makes the most sense..

For games, the higher, the better, really. It makes it more accurate or something..

What's with all these "Shape 'n' Shape" flashes flooding the portal today. Were they purely produced because of Stamper's flash earlier today? Or has this been planned?