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At 10/31/12 03:32 PM, shimmyya wrote: lol man. smoke one more and enjoy buddy.

I don't drink, smoke or do any drug.

I'm a perfectly healthy man.

Whence cometh the need for drugs?

At 10/31/12 03:36 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: #fuckthisshit

Be specific. It's quite obvious you are asking when porn was introduced by videography.

At 10/31/12 03:33 PM, o0-0o wrote: Augustana: Sybian related
Sanjay: beaten by wild monkeys then eaten by wild dogs

We should fuse another layer of fun to this thread. Let's see which people are actually still active, and which ones are actually gone. Whomever has the most people that have yet to come into this thread, to take back their activeness, wins!

At 10/31/12 03:33 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Would a painting of people having sex not count as porn then?

I main Ganondorf on SSBB.

At 10/31/12 03:28 PM, DickBuns wrote: How do you know those people depicted in the paintings and pottery weren't real?

They aren't fat.

Ngman7 - Discovered his love for furries, and never was seen since.

Rapacity - Got his head bashed in by his fat sister; woke up thinking he was Hitler.

GhostOfHalloween- Was kidnapped by an illegal alien connected to sex rings, and is now sucking thousands of people dicks to this day.

At 10/31/12 03:06 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Actually looks like 1 guy and 2 girls, but the scarring on the wall painting makes it hard to determine so your opinion could be legit, which makes it even more solid evidence of porn.

Upon closer inspection, you can see the light shaded man portraying as the heavier shaded man, if the heavier shaded man were to pull back on the girl that is easily distinguishable from the man.

At 10/31/12 03:02 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: pretending to be a soldier is a slap in the face to the real men and women who died for this country. take it off

People dress up as other things that can be seen as offensive, too. What about in movies when people act as other people to make jokes about them? Chill. Wait a minute... Is this you resorting to misplaced anger from your P.E class?

At 10/31/12 03:00 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Romans beat the old 'French Postcards' to it...

Is it just me? Or is that not two guys and one girl? But one girl and one guy with a lighter version of him to represent a 'motion' illusion?

You would know.

At 10/31/12 02:48 PM, Silverdust wrote: In short, the protagonist must first be weak before he/she can become strong. Otherwise, what is the point of the story? You are free to complain about this, but honestly, I would challenge YOU to write a story without any of the above elements within.

In short, the point was: Why do people look up to inept heroes who are generic, unsurprising and fuck all heroic?

At 10/31/12 11:23 AM, Insanctuary wrote: Now, ask yourself why people generally want to be the hero; that is incompetent at being a hero, in a convenient world, where everything is up to the writer.

I have no idea what you are trying to say here.

Refer to what I've just said. The fact of the matter is this: People look up to commercial idols and not real life idols.

At 10/31/12 02:47 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: Rapacity hung himself after the creeping realization of what a limpdick waste of human resource he was for being a piss-poor troll finally caught up to him.

See? I haven't done this. Therefore I'm not a troll -- even if I was troll, I wouldn't be a poor one.

The only great game to movie allocations, is our life's game being incorporated into movies.

At 10/31/12 02:39 PM, Amaranthus wrote: He even misspelled it.

Frogs can't spell; homicidal frogs more so.

At 10/31/12 02:36 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: That's because I shaved it all off, rolled it around in a jar full of candy and gave it out to snot-nosed brats.

Admit it!

Your name represents how all of your posts/threads croak into galling submission, while the act is homicidal!

At 10/31/12 02:33 PM, satanbrain wrote: In my games there is only one protagonist who wins by deceit, cunning, expertise and might.

Yes, that would be convenience.

This:

At 10/31/12 02:13 PM, Insanctuary wrote: I can see why he is a homicidal frog: His threads always croak; and making them is a homicide.

I agree this this.

At 10/31/12 01:50 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: "Naked" by Mike Leigh says otherwise.

Oh, you mean that morally calloused shadow in the brink of society's emotional harbingers? This movie is a cinematic euphemism for a sociopathic, problematic individual who can't find his way, so he compensates for it by being in a ''motion'' picture.

I can see why he is a homicidal frog: His threads always croak; and making them is a homicide.

At 10/31/12 02:10 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: What are you doing?

Not sucking dick.

At 10/31/12 01:57 PM, tsukikomi wrote: kill yourself wrothless nobody.

If your face hasn't already done so, then I just might be immortal.

Your face begs to differ.

At 10/31/12 01:41 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Luke Skywalker is a peasant farmer who's parents and adopted parents are presumably killed by the Empire.

He is also against someone with an asthma problem who wears a mix between plastic armour and Predator. What he says is generic and one-dimensional. The entire fact that the antagonist had access to a Death Star, and still lost, is bullshit.

Jack Sparrow is a lone pirate captain wanted by royal forces, and who's crew mutinied against him.

He is also autistic. He has problems, and gets himself into more messes than he does getting himself out of them. They say that he got his name from jacking off a sparrow once when he was a kid. Though, Johnny Depp is a fantastic actor.

Bruce Wayne is a man who has taken it upon himself to protect his city from evildoers after the death of his parents.

Yes, while hiding under an identity and wearing tights that reveals the outline of ass when ever he goes to save Gotham City. ''Don't worry my people! I will solve this asstastrophe... erm... catastrophe soon enough, while sounding like I'm dying behind this mask!''.

Tony Stark is a man who was captured by terrorists in Afghanistan and forced to escape by his own means.

By creating something spontaneously in a cave, all the while he is a pretentious fuck who created the problem he had became the hero to fix in the first place.

Ezio Auditore had his family killed and basically inherits the responsibility of protecting the balance in the world.

Yes, but he still a morraly bankrupt prideful prick who is off to to avenge what can never be brought back. He risks many people's lives, while he selfishly cares about his own because he is a bankrupt prideful prick.

Nathan Drake is an orphan who's addiction to adventure puts himself and his friends' lives in jeopardy.

Yes, so a whole load of convenient and unlikely scenarios can give birth to yet another unsurprising adventure.

Catch my drift?

Next time, don't eat onions.

Why else do they have more than one life, and have miraculous turns that never happened in the beginning of any of the games, books and movies?

I'm not even going to attempt to understand the logical flow of this aside. Are you just defining a protagonist and then complaining about the definition?

No, I'm identifying the potential convenience behind those idols we know and love.

At 10/31/12 01:33 PM, Entice wrote: I fucking knew it.

Yeah, she also can draw, write, speak English and hold me in her arms. What an amazing wolfy wolf she is. My love for her burns greater han my loins and loins combined.

At 10/31/12 01:25 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: will you still be my lawyer

I'm going to watch you suffer.

At 10/31/12 01:19 PM, Entice wrote: Video plz.

Sorry, the only person who has this privilege to have this beast, is my naughty wolfy wolf. I'm going to make all of the claims for there being an extra dimension through walls come true, by pinning her against the wall; and sending to her one.

Only she can have this: (My God-Complex is downstairs)

At 10/31/12 01:18 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: are you on my side insanctuary, he says if i do it again he'll call the police. i could use you in court

You're too obese for me to be on your side. Why don't you shove your finger up your disobedient asshole, so you can prepare for what the the authority are going to do to you.

At 10/31/12 01:15 PM, Entice wrote: Can you suck yourself off?

This one time, when I was younger, I tried and suckceded.

At 10/31/12 01:10 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: what was the 2nd rebel

Flipping off your teacher after you were doing something you weren't supposed to be doing -- listening to music in a place that is built to bore you to death.