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Response to: Sensationalism's sex life thread! Posted February 22nd, 2014 in General

Sensationalism is a guy. If they were a girl, the responses would be less sarcastic and less on-point.

Response to: Is Pedophilia Really Wrong? Posted February 22nd, 2014 in General

Honestly, I have no idea how anyone can choose their genitals over a whole world so easily. It astounds me how much self-control people do not have. It has always been verily true that all fetishes, whether we perceive it normal or abnormal, are only signs of psychical repercussion -- that sex was never a case of the satiated; for all that is consumed will always be consumed some more. It's a voracious cry, sex is, where in people are driven to fuck not out of primitive reasons, but out of personal reasons that are majorly associated to the person's insecurities, which is why everyone's fetishes are on the opposite side of the spectrum of their normal morals and practices.

Response to: Exercise you're good at Posted February 22nd, 2014 in General

At 2/22/14 01:55 AM, Thoth0 wrote: pls be troll

It's like you have no knowledge of light-weights having a muscular front. Then you make wild assertions without being reasonable about it. Sounds to me you're envious of our muscles. Go work out, so you can stop hating on us.

Response to: NG needs more dick jokes Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

At 2/21/14 04:48 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Someone's feeling testie today.

I am but genial, but you? Penial, of course.

Response to: Rate user icon and profile image Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

At 2/21/14 04:39 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Icon and Profile: 0

Icon and Profile: 0

Response to: NG needs more dick jokes Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

What people and dicks have in common: they are used, abused to create more life to use and abuse.

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Response to: Who would win in a fist fight... Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

Do any of you really think that such men would engage in hand-to-hand combat?

Response to: Rate user icon and profile image Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

At 2/21/14 04:23 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Profile 0/10

Icon and Profile: 0

Response to: NG needs more dick jokes Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

OP's username is a compensating for his lowly manhood.

Response to: Should I step up to bullies? Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

I stopped my brother's bullying by destroying the spirit of his bully. If you have to use weapons instead of words, then clearly you're an idiot. You do not have to resort to any physical action when it's just worthless children compensating for what lack of worth they have. The whole, "Ima beat up them", is just as counter-intuitive.

Response to: Rate user icon and profile image Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

At 2/21/14 04:18 PM, OmegaweaponV5 wrote: Icon and Profile: 2

Icon and Profile: 0

Response to: People who are not bisexual Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

You are not born with a sexual orientation. You are shaped into one depending on your experiences and how those experiences have the potential to become intimate.

Response to: Present Science Is Flawed Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

I have a gut feeling that the OP is not even remotely as accurate as science is. What's funny about it? OP does small, unimportant stuff nobody cares about and is far more likely to be wrong than people that have to deal with the most complicated and mysterious forms of life.

Response to: Man Claims "There is an Afterlife" Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 03:26 PM, Troisnyx wrote: Nice ad-hominem there, mate. Calling people cowards.

Look up the definition for "coward".

Not wanting to believe that death is all there is and coming up about it rather than focusing that energy on something realistically constructive is the result of fear in death.

Response to: I like stuff Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 03:18 PM, SuperElroy wrote: You're making me hungry now, could go for a good meal.

I meant it as a verb.

Response to: Man Claims "There is an Afterlife" Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 03:26 PM, Lemonardo wrote: Because you are euphoric.

That guy is a wannabe. Genius comes with despair, my friend. If you aren't broken down to nothing by the point of becoming knowledgeable, you know too little.

Response to: Man Claims "There is an Afterlife" Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 03:22 PM, Lemonardo wrote: I believe you dropped your fedora.

Why would I ever want to wear the symbol of barbarianism?

Response to: Man Claims "There is an Afterlife" Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 03:15 PM, Troisnyx wrote: OP, you are not alone in believing in an afterlife.

That's because OP isn't alone at being an existential coward.

Response to: I like stuff Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

You like stuff, but do you like stuffing?

Response to: Mice have such beautiful eyes... Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 03:05 PM, Splats wrote: wow i was trying to be nice jerk, i hope your dumb thread gets locked

It was mice knowing you.

Response to: Mice have such beautiful eyes... Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 03:02 PM, Splats wrote: why'd someone be afraid of poopsiekins smoochums over here

The beady eyes aren't capture enough because of the shadow and lighting in the picture. Someone please save this thread before it falls from grace. We must capitalize on what is beaduful.

Response to: Mice have such beautiful eyes... Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 02:58 PM, Splats wrote: don't make a thread like this without pictures :'(

I was looking for a picture, and I couldn't find one that could relate to that moment where you encounter a baby mouse. Feel free to do the honor, my good man.

Response to: Join me in bed, NG Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 01:13 PM, SuperElroy wrote: Well I got disappointing when I saw you were a girl.

It explains why her arguments are always falsifiable.

Mice have such beautiful eyes... Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

You can't tell me those beady eyes don't capture your attention.

Question of the day: teats, or beady eyes

Response to: Guess what! You won't believe it! Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

And I'm a genius. Nobody cares here on NG, OP.

Response to: Man Claims "There is an Afterlife" Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

At 2/19/14 02:20 PM, megagrounderx wrote: ITT: Religion flamewar #7889, the one where we bash on the other persons belief and dont give any reason as to why were supposedly right

It's okay to bash on people's beliefs, as long as you don't bash people physically.

Response to: Real meaning of Intelligence? Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

It's the caliber of smartness. Knowledge is useless without a good user.

Response to: I made a maze Posted February 19th, 2014 in General

I did it.

I made a maze

Response to: Adventure Time Bad!? Posted February 18th, 2014 in General

Case Closed is never mentioned in any topic of any adult swim opining moment. Fml.

Response to: Why were public Restrooms locked? Posted February 18th, 2014 in General

At 2/18/14 10:18 PM, TheKlown wrote: Are you being serious?

The first part of your signature seems relevant to this topic.