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Response to: Whistle thread? Posted February 4th, 2014 in Where is / How to?

At 2/4/14 09:49 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: There was indeed. It was locked and further whistle threads forbidden thanks to the shitcircus it turned into (see last page for full list of reasons why).

That's perfectly fair. Sometimes it just gets annoying flag stuff that is clearly abusive and then nothing happens.

Thank you for digging this up.

Whistle thread? Posted February 4th, 2014 in Where is / How to?

Is there a thread for bad reviews to whistle on? I remember there was once.

Newgrounds slow? Posted February 2nd, 2014 in General

I'm trying to watch this video

  • Mario's Biggest Fan
    Mario's Biggest Fan by MisterHerbal

    This is what happens when you go psyco about super mario...

    Score
    4.11 / 5.00
    Type
    Movie
    Popularity
    15,828 Views
    Rated
    Ages 13+

..but it takes a horrible amount of time to load.

What's going on? My net is stable and very fast. This is not something that usually happens here, but it has the last few days.

Response to: Hey girls! Posted November 4th, 2013 in Art

There are no girls on NG. It's all fat and pedo old men... Everyone except me of course, but I'm not female either.

Seriously what did you expect. That no female members were submitting content? The only members that could give you the numbers are the ones that would ban you for asking the question here in the first place.

Response to: Christianity. Posted June 3rd, 2013 in General

At 4/24/13 11:29 PM, CoolBerries wrote:
At 4/24/13 09:08 PM, 372 wrote:
At 4/24/13 08:34 PM, CoolBerries wrote:
At 4/24/13 11:03 AM, Inquisitorical-Lad wrote:
At 4/10/13 11:58 PM, CoolBerries wrote:
In fact, my church does this thing I think is rather brilliant, and they give us three focus words: Up, in, out. Up for our relationship with God, In for our relationship with other believers, and out for your relationship with non-believers, and we really focus on these, for it really does help.
Holy shit you're brainwashed man.
I'm not even kidding, dude you're in a cult. Open your eyes. Listen to yourself man
Maybe you haven't listened to us enough to ever understand anything we are. If you want to see cults, go look into Religious Extremists, or maybe, satanism? Maybe even, some particular gangs? If you think a cult is a group who helps others to be better people to others and to help others understand our Lord's gracefulness, then you are surely incorrect. Worship is appreciation, not condemnation of others. You state for us to open our eyes, but they have already been opened, and for your eyes not to be facing where we're looking is the irony of judging us. Besides, if it's focus words that freak you out, does the shoelacing technique freak you out? Math equation techniques? Socializing strategies? I might fail to see your point in this, and I might be incorrect to do so, but you still fail to see our viewpoints, for it seems you think we're focusing on something completely different than the one who created you and me. I am sorry for the ranting, but still, I don't agree with you here.

Coolberries. Your speech is that of a cultist. What you said about closing your relationship to non-believers is what those who believe in Jehovah would say, an extremist group in Christianity. Limiting yourself to a certain group of people is not the way of Christianity. Working together towards building a better tomorrow is and you need as many people as possible to pull that off.

Response to: Firefox hangs using audio portal Posted April 30th, 2013 in General

(I hate myself for making so many posts in a row. If an admin could merge my "double"-posts and delete this line I would appreciate it)

I have found out that removing protected mode from flash player is also a solution. It lets you run with hardware acceleration on, but isn't as fast as running with it off...

Ironically enough the protected mode of flash player was made to ensure stability, you even have 2 instances of it in your task manager for that purpose. Hardware acceleration should make things run more smooth, but it doesn't, it does the opposite.

Corporate ideas and their incompatibilities... sheesh.

Response to: Firefox hangs using audio portal Posted April 30th, 2013 in General

At 4/24/13 05:21 PM, amplefied wrote: Try disabling hardware acceleration for both firefox and flash

You won the gold prize. I can open 20 tabs with different songs now with no lag whatsoever. Now I just have to find out how I disable firefor hardware acceleration from a single domain.

Response to: Firefox hangs using audio portal Posted April 30th, 2013 in General

At 4/26/13 10:52 PM, Gimmick wrote:
At 4/24/13 06:13 PM, TheKlown wrote: Solution: Use another Browser, preferably Google Chrome.
Quality advice from TheKlown right here

That is preference

Disabling hardware acceleration might pay off.. I'll test that and get back to you.

Response to: Firefox hangs using audio portal Posted April 30th, 2013 in General

At 4/26/13 11:41 PM, BrokenDeck wrote: On my system, Firefox rarely crashes and is faster with Newgrounds while Google Chrome is less stable.

It really depends on your OS and how many programs and background services you have running at the same time.

It is not about that. What you are referring to is caused by lack of RAM. My computer has 16GB. 1GB is more than enough to run firefox and a ton of windows.

Response to: How to become tall? Posted April 25th, 2013 in General

At 4/6/13 04:33 AM, uglybetty wrote: I'm 16 and a small manlet at 5'9". My mom is like 5'3" and my dad is 6'3".

1. Is it possible for me to grow any taller?
2. Any tips?
3. How much did you grow after 16?

It is not normal to grow more than 1 to 1½ inch after you've turned 16 and it is in no way certain that you will. Look at the beautiful graph "i-am-ghey" has in his post.

Unfortunately for you it is in your genes. It was predetermined from birth how tall you're supposed to be. Malnutrition and illness can stunt your growth, but you can't get taller than you're supposed to. If you get enough calcium, get your vitamins(perhaps take a vitamin pill) and don't go hungry every day you've done what you can.

Response to: Child dies due to praying Posted April 24th, 2013 in General

There are extremists in every religion. Judging religion based on the extremists is wrong.

Blind-folding oneself with religion is wrong. I mean, come on.. Even the catholic church of the middle ages believed in medicine and they were yelling heretic and witch over nothing. Only the not-sane could deny something as simple yet important as penicillin.. Which means they're insane.

Response to: Firefox hangs using audio portal Posted April 24th, 2013 in General

At 4/24/13 11:42 AM, Gimmick wrote: > 64 bit

What do you mean?

Firefox hangs using audio portal Posted April 24th, 2013 in General

Hey guys,

I have had this problem for a while now. Whenever I load a song up in the audio portal Firefox hangs for 5-10 secs.

My gut tells me it has something to do with Adobe Flash, but why is it only in the audio portal and not anywhere else? I could be wrong about this of course

The problem has persisted through 2 different versions of Firefox. I am using Win7 64bit Ultimate.

Can anyone help me out with a solution?

Response to: Selectively Suppressing Memories Posted April 24th, 2013 in General

At 4/24/13 07:06 AM, triplenoob wrote: I've heard lobotomy works great.

You win.

Try making yourself used to think about something else, something specific, every time you enter the thought process that gets you down.

Response to: Christianity. Posted April 24th, 2013 in General

At 4/10/13 11:58 PM, CoolBerries wrote: Who here, on Newgrounds, can say with confidence that they are a Christian? And yes, being Catholic, Presbyterian or anything like that counts. I just want to see the responses that you may have.

I can say that I am a Christian in full honesty. I practice it through the way I live, not so much through praise.

By this I mean that I try to help people whenever I can. I only fight if I have to fight and only for someone else. I never steal or cheat. I try to be generous. I try not to curse and I try to be patient and forgiving.

There is a lot of "trying" yes, but people are tried every day and they are not perfect. I still believe this is the right way to practice Christian faith today.

NG servers storage size increment Posted March 7th, 2013 in General

I know this is very relative, but how much data is added to the servers in an average day?

Looking at some flashes I see 100mb there for some mp4 and 10mb for some audio files. Of course there are smaller file sizes, but are you guys getting in the range of 10gb-100gb per day or something? And if you do, how the... You have been running this for over 10 years and you're not deleting stuff afaik.

How large are the servers anyhow?

Response to: Audio Advertisements! Posted February 1st, 2013 in Audio

  • kit.e- The Debut (WIP)
    kit.e- The Debut (WIP) by karinaisweird

    My first track, not finished.

    Score
    0 / 5.00
    Type
    Song
    Genre
    Dubstep
    Popularity
    81 Views

I heard this piece of music just now. The artist haven't been scouted yet, I think it is a mistake, but I'm in no position to make the call.

What do you think?

Response to: Numerology Posted January 4th, 2013 in General

At 1/3/13 05:28 AM, Xenomit wrote: ...Well, technically numbers are just thoughts, so there are as many as we can imagine.

A googol is 1,000,000 x 1,000,000...

Technically you're wrong :) A googol is 10^1,000,000

Response to: Numerology Posted January 3rd, 2013 in General

At 1/3/13 12:38 AM, Ma1achi wrote:
At 1/3/13 12:29 AM, Inquisitorical-Lad wrote: I've never had any respect for numerology. I've seen them as con artists and nothing more. Then earlier today I saw this add on G-Mail:
There is alot of information about it for free online.

"Your Free 2013 Horoscope - www.Life-Answers.com - Shockingly Accurate Predictions OMG. You will not believe it's true"
...

Now I'm at a loss, does this mean that their predictions are accurate after all? Mindfucked.
It is if you want it to be.

Haha ^^ I guess the joke wasn't as apparent as it should've been.

Newgrounds tells me that I can't quote you, and that I should write some more.. Now I have.

Numerology Posted January 3rd, 2013 in General

I've never had any respect for numerology. I've seen them as con artists and nothing more. Then earlier today I saw this add on G-Mail:

"Your Free 2013 Horoscope - www.Life-Answers.com - Shockingly Accurate Predictions OMG. You will not believe it's true"

Now I'm at a loss, does this mean that their predictions are accurate after all? Mindfucked.

Response to: I "like" Smelling My Farts Posted July 8th, 2012 in General

I liked to smell ammonia! Now nothing smells bad any more :D

Jokes aside. Believe it or not, I read an article about this in a science magazine.

It's simple, it's the sense recognition. Of course it doesn't always smell like chocolate with sprinkles on top, but generally you don't mind your own gas. People saying otherwise are just not being honest with themselves.

Response to: Tetris-fans check this out! Posted February 28th, 2012 in Video Games

At 3 hours ago, Salnax wrote: I don't see the resemblance to Tetris, but I just played it for half an hour.

I believe that's because you don't think broad enough ^^ all these "drop figures from above" games have their roots in tetris.

Didn't mention if you like it..?

Response to: Tetris-fans check this out! Posted February 28th, 2012 in Video Games

At 2 hours ago, Inquisitorical-Lad wrote: I played this game a year ago and thought it was pretty cool, now I bumped into it again through my old review and thought I'd share it with you, I think it's very underrated.

Its has its roots in Tetris and the likes of that:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/553276

Noone digging this? :S

Tetris-fans check this out! Posted February 28th, 2012 in Video Games

I played this game a year ago and thought it was pretty cool, now I bumped into it again through my old review and thought I'd share it with you, I think it's very underrated.

Its has its roots in Tetris and the likes of that:

  • Digital Upgrade
    Digital Upgrade by iluvAS

    Upgrade viruses, unlock achievements, create giant combos and have fun!

    Score
    4.24 / 5.00
    Type
    Game
    Popularity
    171,798 Views
    Rated
    Everyone

Response to: Don't you ever wish you were a girl Posted February 21st, 2012 in General

At 1 minute ago, MrPercie wrote: People would stop irritating me on video games and always take my side in an argument!

it may just be stupid litttle kids but hell, its better than them insulting and saying "Umad?"

Why would you want people to stop irritating you on video games? Makes it all the more sweet when you pound their asses.

Response to: Don't you ever wish you were a girl Posted February 21st, 2012 in General

At 1 minute ago, Mismo wrote: I can get the impulse that I want to be a woman, but when I think about it I can't see any benefits. As of now I'm a white male living in Sweden one the world countries with best welfare in general amongst all the people (possibly the best). So yeah I'm pretty happy with my gender.

Denmark is number 1 in welfare, Sweden is number 7 ;)

Response to: Don't you ever wish you were a girl Posted February 21st, 2012 in General

At 13 hours ago, FanOfNewG wrote: Yes, for only 1 reason: multiple orgasms.
I come once and I need some rest.
how can anyone can come more than once in under an hour is beyond me, yet females can come more than once while they come, i mean, WTF?

So you're saying that guys can't have multiple orgasms? Fuck, I'm a degenerate.

Response to: Playlists on NG? Posted February 19th, 2012 in General

At 3 hours ago, Inquisitorical-Lad wrote: Hey,

I like the new look on NG a lot, but there's one thing I hoped would get added during the remake, playlists.

When you surf the audio channel for things you like it could be epic to queue up things you wanna play and even save favorite playlists. The feature was already somewhat used in the old weekly top5 system.

What do you think about it?

Good to see I'm not the only one ^^ thought more would be in agreement though.

Playlists on NG? Posted February 19th, 2012 in General

Hey,

I like the new look on NG a lot, but there's one thing I hoped would get added during the remake, playlists.

When you surf the audio channel for things you like it could be epic to queue up things you wanna play and even save favorite playlists. The feature was already somewhat used in the old weekly top5 system.

What do you think about it?

Response to: Redesign 2012 Complete! Posted February 8th, 2012 in NG News

At A few seconds ago, COOPERsPLANET wrote: Tom, I've read a bunch of suggestions to add descriptions and titles to the front pagers, which I agree with too, is that a possibility?

Reading this, I agree. It beats having to scroll over to get the title, description on mouseover would be good though.