At 12/16/07 02:12 AM, bomarc wrote: I made this poster for your enjoyment...or to question over.

Is that person a boy or a girl and would you hit that?

With a baseball bat or a spiked club? My hatred for humanity knows no transsexual nor gender (Male, Female, or Smizmar).

At 12/16/07 11:41 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: In their house and a person with Tourettes comes in, does it still count? And if not shouldn't it count? This has been bugging me all day.

If Christmas comes by, HELL YEAH IT COUNTS! I gots to get my family some presents!

At 12/15/07 06:12 PM, JoshxTrance wrote: No one. I just made a video in response to the disses you all be sendin my way bout my rappin ability. I can spit like crazy and edit that to make me look hazy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B-OUvCOncw8

Thats right, back down.

Stop with the fake raps/ stop with the fake rhymes/ Ya 3rd world mutha fucker, better get with the times/ Ya lyrics suck more dick than a New York ho/ This be DJ I.S., saying DON'T RAP NO MO'

WHAT?

At 12/17/07 12:25 AM, Gore-Hound wrote: lolz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLzgC0NL1 1k&feature=related

in related news, this picture could possibly inspire a photoshop or two

That shit was FUNNY!!!!

At 12/16/07 10:37 PM, wesdood wrote: to do a wheelie on a unicycle?

Wouldn't doing a wheelie on a unicycle break the space-time continuium and cause life as we know it to cease in a hellish, dimensional fire from which the death of 1000 Black holes pale in comparison? Cause, you know, you're always doing a wheelie on a unicycle. Wheelie=Riding on back wheel. Unicycle=only back wheel. ????

At 12/17/07 12:19 AM, Toasty4you wrote:

At 12/16/07 11:49 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Do a barrel roll.

+1

+1337

At 12/16/07 10:50 PM, Officer wrote: Ask if she wants to play Halo 3 with you.

Yeah....and then energy sword her, and beam rifle her behind the warthog, and finish with a gravity hammer. Every chick gets horny to Halo 3!

BTW-In case you didn't get it, that's sarcasm....LOL

At 12/17/07 12:41 AM, emanhattan wrote:

At 12/17/07 12:32 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

Because in order to gain recognition for a good payment people need to show publicly that they are good at what they do.

and by the way, ZONE ZAMA is awesome

Don't get me wrong! I love Zone-Sama's work. I just wanted people to discuss their own beliefs, and it's working, right?

At 12/17/07 12:38 AM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: well...If you did what she did then I don't think I would want anybody to know about it.

Hell, if I drew tentacle hentai for a living, I'd let everybody know!! In fact, if I got paid for it, I'd have nothing to hide, would I? Look at Kevin Taylor, he draws erotic comics for a living, and he just believes that americans are too afraid of their sexuality (Which I find weird, I mean, look at the major networks now a days...).

At 12/17/07 12:36 AM, Noodleboy111 wrote: Fine. I'll reveal it.

I'm Zone-Sama.

There. You happy?

Your sarcasm is dully noted, JACKASS!! Moving on....

As most of us know, Zone-Sama, also known as Zone of Hentaikey fame, is a brilliant flash artist. However , they are known to have made no replies to their comments, despite positive review from fans and no comments for other flashes. In addition, Zone-Sama has only 3 favorite flashes and is heard from, rarely, in the occasional news post about their latest hentai flash, this being Jinx+Cyborg. It's not uncommon for a NG user to have very little information about themselves, but why would someone who gets paid to do the same thing most people do on this site waste time with us? (I have the answer, but I want you all to discuss and ponder) :-)

At 12/16/07 08:41 PM, Josh wrote: You're gonna have two fathers. Haha!

You jackass, you made me laugh, and this isn't funny (even though it is)

Oh, and I can't say I'm sorry for you, but it does suck to have your reproductive organs removed!

At 12/16/07 09:16 PM, killa9512 wrote: I swear to god, go to youtube right now, it switches the www to ru
http://www.youtube.com godam muslim terrorists! WTF!

http://www.youtube.com/
it goes from there to

here
http://ru.youtube.com/

MINE'S FINE, JACKASS :-0

At 12/16/07 05:24 PM, RockAnarchy wrote: Kingdom Hearts does not not suck but it's definately not as good as FFX

My good sir, I don't agree to what you say, but I'll defend (with my keyblade) your right to say it!

Anyway, for 20$ it's a great deal! But KH2 is much better. Plus with the 2 portable KH games coming out soon, KH as a saga wil be complete.

At 12/16/07 09:15 PM, Pirate101 wrote: I laugh at you, and your pain

Funny^^

now, Congratulations!!! Are they boys, girls, or one of each.......Wait, their not children? WTF? Anyway, my dad had kidney stones once. Did they stick the camera in your urethra yet?

At 12/16/07 07:42 PM, DgsGaming wrote: Triple post dude!

Yeah, I just noticed that. I just beat Kung Fung on my labtop (the same one I'm typing on right now (on third level at 16:19) and I wanted to see if anyone just posted something new.....anyway, I'm really involved in this topic now. And I'm glad you might do a Comix Zone game! "Double Post!" "Triple Post!" ......"Posttacluar" ect...ect..."Postamanjaro!"

At 12/16/07 07:30 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote: Well, if it does become created, I certainly hope it becomes better than that shitty "flash sonic" game.

Me too! Although I did like "Ultimate Flash Sonic" (that's what you meant, right?). I want it to be hand-drawn, no sprites! I don't mind sprites, but to me, crappy hand-drawings are much better than sprites made by someone else. As for making your own sprites for a flash, I'm divided.....

At 12/16/07 07:01 PM, SwampLord9 wrote: I haven't found any sprites for it and if there was a flash, I'd like to be a part of it. :D

Actually, what I have in mind is going to be totally hand-drawn! I'll post pics on my news posts soon with my basic character designs (I love the originals, but I want to change some stuff).

At 12/16/07 06:59 PM, TheMaster wrote: That game was fucking brilliant, but absolutely impossible. It's been years since I've played it, but I remember a bit where a guy would be just off screen, so you couldn't hit him, and he would chuck stuff at you, and then come on for a bit so you could get a hit in, and I could NEVER beat him.

I really want to dig it out now.

You mean Kung Fung, right? The "Your Kung Fu is good" dude? He's easy, once you get the hang of him. Dodge his "Water&Fireballs", then let him shoot his fingernails into the wall, once he appears to where you can hit him. Then, hit him (HARD),preferably with areal kicks, into a wall with nails, he'll take major damage. It only takes 3 "knock-his-old-asian-ass-into-his-own-na ils-which-he-shot-into-the-wall-with-fly ing-kicks" moves to defeat him. He takes less damage than the first boss. Still, I had problems with him recently because I was rusty. I just found the download online yesterday (HORRAY FOR ME)

At 12/16/07 07:02 PM, TheMaster wrote: GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE.

LOL, Strigil (I think that's how you spell it) quote FTW!!!

At 2/12/07 09:44 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: i just found it again and was overjoyed at my old 2nd favorite childhood game....until i got to the first boss, where i failed miserably, anybody have any tips?

A less cheap way: Stay on the monster's left, Really Close. Jump kick, then stay still, her swipe will go over her head, repeat 5 times per damage animation. keep attacking until dead!

At 12/16/07 04:55 PM, BatDan wrote: There's many reasons.

1. Many haven't heard of the game.
2. If they have, it was really difficult.

But mostly because they've never heard of it.

And besides, what does difficulty have to do with anyone making flash about it? I asked why no Comix Zone flash exists, difficulty has nothing to do with the fan content. Maybe the fan base, but not the content. And besides, that's old school gaming at its best, it should be difficult!

At 12/16/07 04:56 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: I have it for my pc.

Not that hard to bveat in 2 hours.

My best (for the emulation I now have on my computer) is 38 min, or something like that.

At 12/16/07 04:59 PM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 12/16/07 04:53 PM, Ifritsparda wrote: Comix Zone was possibly the greatest Sega Genesis game to ever exist! Why doesn't any flashes exist for the property? I want desperately to make a game, but I don't own flash nor understand any code at all. My real question is: why doesn't NG have any Comix Zone stuff?

For those who don't know what Comix Zone is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comix_Zone

Oh man I loved that game! In fact, I might be making over that game very soon...once I am finished my current game of course.

Awwwww Snap!!! That would be awesome! Wait, would it be a complete remake, or a spiritual successor? Anyway, I can hardly wait to see if you'll make it!

At 12/16/07 04:55 PM, BatDan wrote: There's many reasons.

1. Many haven't heard of the game.
2. If they have, it was really difficult.

But mostly because they've never heard of it.

That's not many reasons, that's just two (lol)

Comix Zone was possibly the greatest Sega Genesis game to ever exist! Why doesn't any flashes exist for the property? I want desperately to make a game, but I don't own flash nor understand any code at all. My real question is: why doesn't NG have any Comix Zone stuff?

For those who don't know what Comix Zone is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comix_Zone

At 12/16/07 04:17 PM, Corky-D wrote:

At 12/16/07 04:17 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote:

Womens Rights

Are you trying to be funny?

lol

At 11/28/07 03:33 AM, Stamper wrote: Our NG brutha' LiLg is a top-5-finalist for a Kraft cheese commercial! He's got a shot at winning 50,000 bones and a chance for his short to be aired. This is where we come in!

Show the man some support here:
www.myspace.com/haveahappysandwich
(4th toon over, the one with the toast/tanning bed.)

You can vote once-per-day till December 10th! Good luck, G-G-G-G-Unit!

If you don't find this post relevant to your interests, then feel free to s my d.

I love to help out any Bros. in the NG community, and after seeing that video, I have to vote. Too bad I don't like Myspace enough to recreate an account. Oh, and there's no doubt LiLg will win, he has NG behind his back, the biggest misfit family on the interwebs!

At 11/22/07 12:20 PM, TehreTard wrote: To all the writers on strike:

Shut the fuck up and get back in the studio.

hell yeah!!

Man, these were some good submissions. I also liked Peter, but alas, it didn't win. It's still good that some submissions were recognized for skill, not score. And, last but certantly not least, big congratulations to The-Swain, for winning and making NG laugh again.