At 12/26/07 06:56 PM, Tinkco86 wrote: Yay, starving kids in Africa can now play hentai dress-up games!

Finally.....I wuz waiting for that. Now every one in the world can fap to fake females, LOL.

At 12/25/07 11:47 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: To be honest I am a cutter and I get a bit offended by the jokes. Not everyone realises what it does to you, it helps you out in situations. I know it isn't the best thing to do but it really helps me as I am not able to express emotion so well.

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I would beat you, but you would just say: "Please sir, may I have another?". Takes all the satisfaction out of emo beating.

At 12/26/07 12:50 AM, Elios wrote: Ok, so this Christmas was...decent. Money was short, My aunt has cancer, everything has been a wreck. But what happened tonight, was the last straw...
I don't like to rank. Probably because i don't like to talk either. I was at my mom's friends house (we call her Mama Sue), we had a lovely dinner, and did the gift exchange.
Everything was going good, i got $100.00, and a digital camera that i'm using right now.
But then i got, this. (see below)
Now, i've always been the nice guy; I don't take anything too seriously, and i'm alway kind and considerate. When Mama Sue gave me this, i considered this the biggest insult i've even been givin. Not that i'm mad at her...too much, i'm just mad at this shirt.
What jerk-off would wear this in public? Unless he wanted a horde of screaming banshees chasing him with razor sharp nails and Gucchi hand-bags.
It might look like a joke to some, like "haha, fuck her and leave her" haha, funny.
I see this as a smack in the face to society. How does somthing like this get passed inspection? What is wrong with this world...?

All in all, i hate this shirt.

I don't know about you (well, we do, since you did write about it) but I'd wear that shirt. I think it's very funny. Probably because I have a lewd sense of humor, and because my hatred of humanity is so great, that I don't care what other's think of me nor my actions. Happy Holidays!

At 12/26/07 12:51 AM, ncnhb wrote:

At 12/26/07 12:46 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: two different players' guides for it

and thats why YOURE a virgin

yOU aLSo StoLE mY IdeA

and that's why You're a virgin, with bad grammar!

At 12/26/07 12:48 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: i got your mum.

Quit asking people!

YOu sTOle mY IdeA!

At 12/26/07 12:00 AM, Skwurll wrote: Well My most important gift was a halo 3 edition xbox 360, halo 3,and 2 wireless controllers (including the special edition halo controller

So newgrounds what did you get???

If you didn't buy the Legendary Set (like me) then your Halo 3 collection is worthless! Oh, and to answer your query.....NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!

At 12/5/07 07:05 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote:

At 12/5/07 03:11 PM, ftballhero54 wrote: watch them...duh

I would feel awkward jerking to my dads collection...

That's why you gotta be careful that his "private" collection isn't mixed in with them, and by "private", I mean home-made.

At 12/5/07 03:35 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

I opened the drawer and looked under some T-shirts and found a leather whip. I haven't had chance to take pics, but when I do, you'll know about it.

Ewwww, reminds me of my parents room all over again.....

At 12/23/07 11:49 PM, Danny88 wrote: I'm serious she hasn't been taking her medicine lately acting totally weird and yelling old religious songs and all this other crazy stuff me and my dad discuss it and he's thinking about institutionalizing
her if she doesen't get her act together she's totally gone nuts and this morning dad even caught her not taking her medicine we don't no how long she has been not taking it geez the only person that understands what I'm saying and hasn't lost it is my dad this is so fucked up I don't know what to do neither does my dad.

Damn, I know what you are going through, or something similar. A while back, my mom was "unstable". She began to cut her self and have wild mood swings. Crazy shit. Afterward, my mom and dad got into a fight, and it ended with a broken glass table and both the police and the fire department got called. I don't remember much, but the police did talk with us, and appearantly, she got pepper sprayed and arrested. I do remember visiting her in the hospital, in the psycho ward, and now she's on meds, and much more stable. BTW, my mom and dad are divorced and I have a step mom that used to be a total bitch, but she's really great now.

At 12/19/07 09:31 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote: Sounds cool. Comix Zone was one of my favorite games. I'll have to look out for it. Will the game mechanics be similar? That'd be pretty cool if you pulled it off.

Well, what we got planned is just as awesome! Swamp said it just as good as I did when we will pwn, but to clarify somethings....
1) I want to hand-draw everything with new character designs (It'll be a bitch) but since Swamp is a decent sprite animator, we might go with that (I don't know yet)
2) Swamp's already got an awesome rough design for the score board (it rocks!).
3) It'll be very similar to the original, but somethings will be different.
4) Check both our profiles (Swamp's and I's) for new info.

At 12/19/07 09:23 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: News post.

If I put it in my News post, no one will know about it. It's better I use the BSS to spread my message. Only SwampLord9 even looks at my posts now.

At 12/19/07 09:20 PM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 12/19/07 09:18 PM, Ifritsparda wrote: Well, that's alright! Our actions will speak bigger than my words. Besides, I await your SSB: Online game as well as the possibility of your vision of a Comix Zone flash!

Well Super Smash Bros. Online is on Hiatus and probably (most likely) will be scrapped. I don't know, I'll have to see how things go.

That's terrible! I can't believe that you might scrap it. It looked like it was going so well on you site, too!

At 12/19/07 09:17 PM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 12/19/07 09:12 PM, Ifritsparda wrote: Me and my newest bud SwampLord9 are working on a Comix Zone remake for flash! It's gonna be very similar to the original game, but with slightly different character designs among other things! Check out...

Looks as it is not getting the attention you wanted.

Well, that's alright! Our actions will speak bigger than my words. Besides, I await your SSB: Online game as well as the possibility of your vision of a Comix Zone flash!

Me and my newest bud SwampLord9 are working on a Comix Zone remake for flash! It's gonna be very similar to the original game, but with slightly different character designs among other things! Check out my profile for constant info and comments from SwampLord9. If you want to help, just send me a PM and what you want to work on. We hope this game will kick major ass when it's released, and as such, we want to do it right!

At 12/18/07 07:03 AM, LeeJaySan wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:32 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 12/17/07 12:32 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

Zone-Sama just uploads to NG to advertise for his site. Hentai Key I think it's called.

That's so right! There are other sites that Zone's Flashes are also put it, but only demo versions!

Well, plenty of sites have Zone's work leaked onto them for free, and people play them. What's Hentaikey gonna do anyway? They have no legal recourse, Zone rarely has content based off original characters, so I doubt they can sue anyone.

At 12/17/07 11:41 PM, Chippythechipmonk wrote:

At 12/17/07 11:26 PM, Ifritsparda wrote:

At 12/17/07 02:03 AM, RedDreadSky wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:58 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:54 AM, RedDreadSky wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:34 AM, Ifritsparda wrote: and that my friends, is sarcasm.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

No Shit, Sherlock!

.....are you mentally handicapped?

Your mother's what? HA HA

Are you fucking SERIOUS?! You are 15, supposedly, yet you are still using the universal your-mom jokes? I should visit your house and remove your balls through your ass you dumb bitch. (After raping your sister.)

1) I don't know what you believe, idiot, but 16 is one more than 15! Learn to read numbers jackass!
2) I don't know about RedDreadSky, but I'm not taking either this topic nor him seriously, so I'm just joking around.
3) If you came to my house uninvited with those threats you posted, I'd knock you out, cut your legs off, beat you till you re-awake, put a bullet in both your shoulders, and make you crawl back to the Trash-Heap you came from, because no one, and I mean no one, insults and threatens my manhood and sister either in public or on the interwebs without pissing me off first!
4) Besides, I doubt anyone on the Newgrounds BSS has the balls to carry out their threats. Instead of getting worked up over stupid board shit, you should just ignore it. Threats are to be taken seriously at all times, and as such, action will be taken upon the threatener!

At 12/17/07 02:03 AM, RedDreadSky wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:58 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:54 AM, RedDreadSky wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:34 AM, Ifritsparda wrote: and that my friends, is sarcasm.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

No Shit, Sherlock!

.....are you mentally handicapped?

Your mother's what? HA HA

Is it right to assume this topic is officially dead? Well, if it is, then I'll continue my escapades on my news posts; if not, then SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING!!!

At 12/17/07 01:29 AM, Sashuno wrote: dress as a Chocobo.

Do do do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do (bad interpretation of the theme song for my favorite friable bird! YUM YUM YUM!! Deep Fried Chocobo!) Yeah, that song+the costume will get any girl in the mood!

At 12/17/07 01:06 AM, Sashuno wrote: This descriptive diagram exhaustively explains foreplay.

Awwwww, mannnnn! That shit is funny as hell!

At 12/17/07 01:08 AM, the-amazing-joe wrote:

At 12/17/07 12:58 AM, Ifritsparda wrote: Wouldn't doing a wheelie on a unicycle break the space-time continuium and cause life as we know it to cease in a hellish, dimensional fire from which the death of 1000 Black holes pale in comparison?

1.21 GIGGAWATTS!?!

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? I don't understand!

At 12/17/07 01:54 AM, RedDreadSky wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:34 AM, Ifritsparda wrote: and that my friends, is sarcasm.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

No Shit, Sherlock!

At 12/17/07 01:39 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:35 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:32 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 12/17/07 12:32 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

Zone-Sama just uploads to NG to advertise for his site. Hentai Key I think it's called.

I did mention that in the first post, yeah....

Exactly. That means that he doesn't give a shit about NG or it's people. So why are we making a thread about him?

Because I wanted to get people to talk. It worked! Besides, they do give some shit about us. On their site, the Starfire Hentai flash is pay 4 play, but on NG, it's free. So, some care towards NG is exibited, although not much.

Wait, now that I think about it, I don't want a child inside of me, that's just sick and wrong.

At 12/17/07 12:39 AM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: What is that little kid inside of you trying to saying?

"Why is that lady and man wrestling on the Computer Screen?"-Inner Child: Ifritsparda

At 12/17/07 01:32 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 12/17/07 12:32 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

Zone-Sama just uploads to NG to advertise for his site. Hentai Key I think it's called.

I did mention that in the first post, yeah....

At 12/17/07 12:56 AM, Crosses wrote: Hmmph, Zone-sama is clearly a 4channer, it's all clue'd in his credits even.

well...........there is also that 4chan flash they put on the portal, I mean, you know.....that proves nothing..

and that my friends, is sarcasm.

Oh, and I'd have to go with Comix Zone!! See my topic about the absence of Comix Zone flashes, it explains everything.

At 12/16/07 09:28 PM, Lagatag wrote: For me it would have to be Jet Force Gemini. I absolutely loved this game, and it got good reviews, but no one I know knows about it, even the more hardcore video game fans. Maybe it's just too old for most people, it did come out for the N64 after all.

Honorable mentions for me go out to the Dark Forces series and Eternal Darkness: Sanities Requiem.

The funny thing is I grew up with all those games you mentioned! Eternal Darkness was awesome! (I beat 2/3 endings before selling it, for some reason...) and Jet Force Gemini was good too! Dark Force was just a doom killer! BUT A GOOD SERIES!

At 12/17/07 12:15 AM, bomarc wrote: OMG. This thread is officially 5 pages long. Hopefully it will expand.

Men can wear padding to achieve breasts, and also, since when do girls have Adam's Apples? Amirite?

You can now go back to fapping to the image or questioning your sexuality.

I'd still hit that, tho. ;-)

But adam's apples aren't gender-specific. They are just more prominent in Males then females