At 11/10/09 09:32 PM, 95688kage wrote: In case you hadn't noticed we people don't give two shits about sports

Sez you.

At 11/10/09 08:59 PM, mynamesinvisible wrote: is nolan ryan a good baseball card because I have 12 types of his card

If only he had harnessed his fastball earlier, seriously he walked the most batters as well as most strike outs.

At 11/10/09 08:17 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Buy as many good free-agents as I can.

As long they fit the position.

At 11/10/09 04:49 PM, phileeguy wrote: .
2.) Giants woes continue, as does my pick of them as they lost by 1 point to San Diego at home. They had the game won, too. Their poor defense just gave Rivers too much time and too many options on the game-winning drive. Can't do that when you've got a good QB that smells a winning drive.

You can't imagine how upset I was. I wanted that game, this is bullshit!

There's no excuse, they should have won this game but they blew it, pathetic!

At 11/10/09 05:11 PM, Timmy wrote:

Sadly, most of the time a team will raise a promising young player and right before he turns the corner into a "outstanding player", another better team with more money will come along and snatch him away. It's rare to have a home-grown hero these days, sadly.

The Royals would sold them for a great bargain as they were owned by Walmart.

At 11/10/09 02:55 PM, Victory wrote: Have all the money taken off you by your two American owners who have managed to sink your club in millions of pounds of debt, and attempt to mount a title challenge with a severely reduced team..

Sounds like the Montreal Expos.

It's announced!

1B - Mark Teixeira

2B - Placido Polanco

3B - Evan Longoria

SS - Derek Jeter

C - Joe Mauer

OF - Suzuki Ichiro

OF - Adam Jones (No relation to you know who)

OF - Torii Hunter

P - Mark Buehrle

Gold Gloves will be announced in five minutes!

Mark Teixeira is the only Yankee player I know is a sure thing for this award, the rest is hard to say. Most interesting one will be pitching, maybe Hernandez but who knows...

You want to build a championship caliber team and the off-season is coming up. You have tons of money to spare but you also don't like people accusing you of "buying a championship", what would you do?

Meant to take some time off but this one's hard to ignore!

Anyway, I decided to poke fun at the Red Sox fans' misery.

Hope you'll enjoy it as much as I do, the third edition will be up next.

Note: It actually happened.

I was on the internet one time watching videos on youtube when I heard a buzzing sound. I quickly twitch (I have fear of bugs), and look around. There's a fly near the window.

Quickly I ran up to my room and grab a fly swatter before confronting it. After a bit of cat-and-mouse chase in my home, I finally killed that nasty thing. Afterwards I turn off the computer and walk up to my room and mope.

It's a lot harder than it looks, how do some people managed to pull it off?

Just to let you know, update to my story will have to wait for a while. I need some time to recover after what happened from watching the Giants-Chargers game. Personally I felt the Giants beat themselves more than anything, they shouldn't have lost but somehow they did...

Inexcusable!

At 11/8/09 09:52 PM, Toiletpaper wrote: This flash brings clear threats against tom, and by ours truly, the DD.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7419

Then suddenly in his angst-filled rage after watching his Giants losing to the mediocre west coast team known as the Chargers in a inexcusable fashion, Idiot-Finder burst in and shot DD's flash with his lazor, blasting it to oblivion.

Then he went back home and lock himself up in his room to mope...

What the fuck just happened?

At 11/8/09 04:51 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: I was bullied by jocks

We know.

At 11/8/09 02:58 PM, Yhtomit wrote: What sort of pie is it? And who the hell is A. J. Bernadet or whatever you said?

Whipped cream pie.

At 11/8/09 01:18 PM, megakill wrote: no idea who that is. id walk away, and go to the kitchen in search of delicious cake

Then bam! Pie in the face.

At 11/8/09 01:31 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:

True, true.

For their sake the Twins should do what they can to lock up Mauer, if not then you can guess what will happen.

At 11/8/09 01:27 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:

I'd tell him the twins are infinitely better at every aspect of baseball.

He'll laugh it off.

At 11/8/09 12:19 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I would tell him that I'M the man who brings pies to parties, and he should kindly fuck off.

He's going to pie you in the face.

At 11/8/09 12:05 PM, NaziiNinja wrote: To the idiot posting his asshole, goddamn it, you better pay me that taco back you bastard.

He's gone.

While enjoying the festivities in your friend's house, you learn that somehow your friend have managed to invite A.J. Burnett as well. Because of this, while in the party you saw Burnett coming at you with a pie and you hate pies, what will you do?

Here it is, this one covers a ridiculous controversy that shouldn't have happened but it did due to some edited video that made it looks like a spitball is applied.

Here's a bit of entertainment for you guys.

At 11/5/09 01:54 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:53 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Please tell me it was posted on September 10, 2001. *Crosses fingers*

Actually it was posted somewhere around the summer of 2004.

Then please allow me to say failtroll was fail.

Indeed he is, no idea if the FBI got to him but the mods didn't doing anything unfortunately. In fact the Yankees message board may have been the most poorly modded, it makes you appreciate someone like BigBadRon and I still thinks he's a douche.

At 11/5/09 01:52 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:44 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Besides, it could have been worse...like the time when a Red Sox troll on a Yankees forum came and wished that a terrorist would hijack a plane and crash it into the Yankee Stadium.

Please tell me it was posted on September 10, 2001. *Crosses fingers*

Actually it was posted somewhere around the summer of 2004.

At 11/5/09 01:41 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:37 PM, Purplefunk wrote: I knew this would turn into a Flame thread about sports.

I thought me and idiot finder were doing pretty good. I felt like a jew and a muslim having a debate in Berlin or something.

Besides, it could have been worse...like the time when a Red Sox troll on a Yankees forum came and wished that a terrorist would hijack a plane and crash it into the Yankee Stadium.

At 11/5/09 01:29 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:24 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What made you think they won't come back to the playoffs? Over fifty years ago they'd be lucky to make it once ala Whiz Kids.

I never said they wouldn't, I said I'm still hurting from last night. Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be cursing you off and shit you Derek Jeter loving motherfucker.

Actually I'm more of a Mariano Rivera fan, it's going to be a sad day once he retires.

Anyway the Yankees won, now I can finally stop giving myself a heart attack for a time being.