What's funny is that nowhere in the Bible does it say the Earth is 6,000 years old. In fact, it's impossible given the Jewish year + age of Biblical people before Abraham > 6,000 years.

Get frontpage.

I submitted a song over a month ago, and it still hasn't gotten through. The song was recorded live, but it was my friends and me playing the song... When can I expect it to appear?

Well, I have the Hebrew title for the first song.

%u05E4%u05D9%u05E0%u05D9 %u05D7%u05D3%u05D3 %u05D5%u05E0%u05EA%u05D9 %u05DC%u05D5%u05D9 - %u05D9%u05DC%u05D3%u05D4 %u05E8%u05E2%u05D4

But what the fuck does it mean?

At 12/27/07 06:52 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: Hebrew rap....

Ummm... Yea. It's actually Mizrahi.

At 12/27/07 06:52 PM, jipostus wrote: 1) how to make a bomb
2) plane crashing
3) suicide bombers

You're right! How'd you know?

At 12/27/07 06:53 PM, m4nson wrote: you jewish fuck, ima kill you someday.

Beware, the big bad government is coming after you!

Well, I've determined that the CD is- in fact- a bootleg. [/obviousness]

I only need the first 3 songs names, if anyone knows Hebrew:

At 12/27/07 06:17 PM, bemanimegami wrote: I might be able to help if you can post a snapshot of the back of the case.

Shit. OK, I'm gonna look for the case.

At 12/27/07 06:11 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote: Sounds terrorist to me.

Totally.

Right, here's the story:
(Just skip down to "The Point")
I'm half Jewish, half Christian and I'm really interested in Jewish culture. I got a CD recently that has 3 tracks on it... in Hebrew. Now, I never had the time for a Bar Mitzvah (Most Jews get it at 13), so I have no idea what the FUCK the names of the songs are. The CD case was completely written in Hebrew as well.

The Point:

So I need some help figuring out the names of these songs. The following is a 45 second sample of each song, if anyone cares:

http://www.swfup.com/file/95615

BTW, song 1 takes a few seconds to start playing.

I think a lock-down at the rec center is in order.

At 12/13/07 05:41 PM, Corky-D wrote:

At 12/13/07 05:39 PM, IZSBHR wrote:

At 12/13/07 05:30 PM, Corky-D wrote: Kill it with fire.

Virtual Fire, that is.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHShut up.

Too much emphasation on the fake laugh.

I'm not interested in sarcasm. If I wanted that I could go to the clock crew website and get more than I ever would want.

I really don't see any sarcasm in the post I made...
Admittably, it was a shit attempt at humor.
But, obviously, the answer has been given here already, so why make a big deal of it?

If you don't like it, you're gonna hate this place.

#1: I've been here longer than you have.
#2: The Answer has NOT been given. Reformatting a computer deletes EVERYTHING ON IT.

At 12/13/07 05:30 PM, Corky-D wrote: Kill it with fire.

Virtual Fire, that is.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHShut up.

I'm not interested in sarcasm. If I wanted that I could go to the clock crew website and get more than I ever would want.

Recently there's this auto-send virus that's been going around. What it is is a virus that automatically types up messages and sends the virus disguised as a .jpeg . Now, I logged onto MSN and got it from a guy called Ingram-J. What do I do now? It's already led to, like, 3 of my favorite flash artists blocking me. I never accepted the file. My computer's retarded and if I don't cancel it within 3 seconds, it accepts it. Besides, I want to know how to get RID of it, not avoid it. I deleted all of its files and did multiple scans with Webroot. And it's still going, and google didn't help.

So help me out, PLEASE!

At 12/4/07 02:36 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Laughing at some woman being left dead in her home for over 2 years doesn't have anything to do with being an asshole. It's just funny that no one did anything about it, even when people tried calling to have her checked on. It's so ridiculous, and horrible, that it becomes funny, some how. :)

I think the funny thing is that no one honestly figured it out for two years. It's funny, in a sad way.

At 11/3/07 12:41 AM, Davoo wrote: Yes, I think it's fair. But what if there ARE people who just click refresh on their flash litterally 25000 times? Oh no matter, someone should be rewarded for clicking refresh that many times ANYWAY ya know?

It doesn't work anymore.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/40 8571

I think you save the picture. And edit it.

I'm making a flash on it, too.

The ultimate NG conspiracy: View Gems

At 11/1/07 05:13 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: yea, I liked those gems a lot
but because of misleading titles and undeserving flashes, they took them away because it wasn't fair

I think they should have a voting limit
maybe if the flash is 2.5 or higher and it has the required amount of views it gets gems
and if its 2.4 or lower, no chance of gems.

So if I would sign the petition i want a voting rule to be enforced in gems

anyone agree?

Voting lies.
I, as well as every contact of mine, has been downvoted at some point. That's the deal here. Nobody watches flashes unless

A. Their score is high

OR

B. They have awards.

So, the point of the gems is to give unknown flashes a bit of chance to be appreciated.

At 11/1/07 04:13 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 11/1/07 04:10 PM, McPaper wrote: I dont see a big point, view medals only applied to hentai games.

Not really, some other flashes got them as well, you know such as the populare front paged ones. Many flash that where widly viewed got them, I had some with the 25k one, never got to 50k though.

I got to 50K just after the design. It was major blow to me. I used to check my view #s everyday and it was pretty cool.

And yes, Akamaru, I'm getting paid every time I type (EVER).

Gems, sorry.

To the refresh point:

If NG admins can make it so that the same IP can't vote twice, the can make it so they don't bring the view # up.

As someone who has never gotten an award on NG (EVER), with lots of contacts who have never won a medal on NG (EVER), I've noticed that many, many flashes have thousands of views and NOTHING to show for it. I can tell I have never repeatedly refreshed any page to gain views, nor has any other contact (EVER).

Where am I going with this (EVER)?

Before Newgrounds was redesigned in July, medals were given to people for mile stones starting with 25,000 and going to 1,000,000. At this time, I believe one of my flashes was about to hit 50,000, and another 25,000. After the redesign, these medals were removed, and I have nothing to show for it (EVER).

I'm not entirely sure, but I believe this has happened to many others, no?

So here's here's the deal. This is a petition thread. If you post here, you are signing the petition to BRING BACK THE AWARDS FOR VIEWS!

xthesnarf4everx: Rupee Clock owns
xthesnarf4everx: he posted in a topic I made
xthesnarf4everx: I then creamed my jeans

on (release) {
	getURL("http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/483448/1", "_blank");
}

Should work. I don't have IE7. Only firefox and IE4 or something. Too lazy to update.

DAMMIT! SO CLOSE!

... I'll get it next time. Or not.

bump

At 9/27/07 11:19 PM, squeakytoad wrote:

At 9/27/07 11:04 PM, IZSBHR wrote: Now all we need is a Dock Division collection, and I'm happy (hint hint)

At 9/27/07 11:13 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:
How about a Kitty Krew collection page? :)

=/

Am I pickin' up some bad vibes from thou?

Now all we need is a Dock Division collection, and I'm happy (hint hint)

At 9/27/07 01:00 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:

At 9/27/07 12:19 AM, IZSBHR wrote:

At 9/27/07 12:03 AM, The-Donkey wrote:

Dearest me, child. Don't you realize it is WAY PAST your bedtime? A princess has GOT to get her beauty sleep, you know!

Talking cat, you say?

EVIL CATS, YOU SAY?

MONKEYS WITH GUNS YOU SAY?!

Violent Monkies, you say?

At 9/27/07 12:03 AM, The-Donkey wrote:

Dearest me, child. Don't you realize it is WAY PAST your bedtime? A princess has GOT to get her beauty sleep, you know!

Talking cat, you say?

EVIL CATS, YOU SAY?

At 9/26/07 11:50 PM, sonicmega wrote:

At 9/26/07 11:22 PM, IZSBHR wrote:

At 9/26/07 09:56 PM, Imacow wrote: You love bumping don't you?

AHEM

Punk, you say?

WEAPONS, YOU SAY?