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Really want to finish watching Cowboy BeBop, but it is really fucking late and I need sleep.
Decisions, decisions.
Mine as well just scramble my brain with drugs and see where that takes me.

At 5/29/10 04:30 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: This is the reason the mods want to lock up the Anime Club...

Thank you for enlightening us, oh wise one.

Fagging around the Newgrounds BBS.

At 4/19/10 07:58 PM, Minion777 wrote: one time i signed up onm a website

Me 2, it was great.

Now he's falling even more.

I'm more likely to watch Anime than to read a Manga, but I suppose the little known Kodomo No Jikan would be my favorite Manga.

Try "Blue Moon." That Beer is orgasmic.
But, in contrast to Blue Moon's awesomeness.
If you want a horrible beer, you could always buy a pack of Miller High Life, and live it up like white trash.

At 9/1/09 11:35 AM, Violent-Jay wrote: I dont know that fag dude from little nicky drank peppermint schnapps.

Hey Peppermint Schnapps was my shit back in the day, 100 proof is no joke.
Considering my friend was too busy smoking pot to help me drink, I, like the fucking Alcohol Pro that I am, finished that bottle in under three hours.
Waking up on the ground covered in your own puke is a pretty manly way of greeting the day.

At 9/1/09 11:15 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: *ahem* YOU'RE!!!! not your... YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!
And also, you need help.....

I can see where this is heading...

During my last Church Service, I touched on this issue, utilizing demonstration.
I took two healthy looking females, ample sized chests, well waxed Vagina.... Then I slammed my cock, which I had poured Tabasco sauce on, into the one girls opening... Beat her down to within an inch of her life, killed her family, ect.
Then, did the same thing to the other girl, only killed this one.
Well, needless to say, I'm in jail right now, but I do feel that the overall response was that it is A-OK to rape people, just don't kill them when you're done. Their family and all can die, just to teach the bitch a lesson. But if you go any further than that, you cross the line.

Despite all the shit I would talk on that store years ago, I did get this epic Megaman T.
They're not as bad as they used to be.

Whenever there is a party, guys are often faced with a big problem. All the guys obviously want, Beer, Hard Liquor, ect. But the ladies always want wine coolers, mikes hard, and other such estrogen based drinks.
So, seeing as the girls are generally relying on their boyfriends to actually pay for their shit, the guys are provided the masculine task of picking up tons of cases of "Mikes Hard," for the ladies, who despite actually desiring so much of this garbage, only have one or two bottles each, then feel tipsy and leave....

At 9/1/09 10:23 AM, kaywire wrote: Sorry this thread is burning my eyes and my brain, So i had to put some Sexay in to here.

I think she needs a little more this:

At 9/1/09 10:19 AM, HotHoboSex wrote: Eww hell no. Not even with a bag over her head.

Regardless, the press still finds her just as interesting no matter what she's wearing.

No one can resist her charm.

At 9/1/09 09:53 AM, NickFulp wrote: Argh, worst part is, the girl I'm currently hooking up with (and will hopefully soon be my official girlfriend) looks a lot like Miley Cyrus, except a tad leaner.

The problem at hand seems to be; you'll be fucking your girl, having a good time, then SUDDENLY, you'll remember seeing Miley Cyrus brand Oat Shavings, and be like "FUCK!" Then, in a fit of rage, accidentally punch your girl. It's happened to the best of us.
However, if your girl looks like Hannah, but has the voice and opinions of Oprah... RUN, run as far away as possible and never look back. That was no doubt pure evil trying to tempt you into liking bad products/acting/music and Politically Correct Crapulations.

Depends on the Church really, I mean, in some if you're not hacking off the head of a goat to honor Baphomet, you're not part of the clique. In others, you show up with a severed Goats head, and the people start trying to cast demons out of you.

Hehe, I remember when it was Tanner.

The female sensation that really, really gets under my skin, is Hannah Montana. She's everywhere, no matter where you go, she has some cheaply made, highly priced, Hannah Montanan merchandise.
I won't lie though, if she came up to me one day and was like "Hey, I'm new to New Jersey, would you fuck me." I'd definitely take the bait. But that bitch would get Donkey Punched the shit out of.

"So I hear you like Mudkip."

However, if you just so happen to say this to a b/tard female, she'd probably delight in any manner of strange MEME sex you'd like.

At 9/1/09 09:25 AM, NickFulp wrote: If you're not doing it already, I suggest you start working on this account while you wait for your one to be restored. Good luck.

Eh, if by work on it, you mean post with it, that's probably what I'm going to do. But I like this level being at what it is, even if I never got my old account back, I'd probably be 70 once the voting curve comes back into place before I could reach where I was.

Still, rather refreshing, I'm used to the Newgrounds where everyone just wants to insult everybody else for whatever little reason they can.

At 9/1/09 09:13 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: So that's what happened to you.

Lmao.

Sup?

Shit man, haven't talked to you in forever, a lifetimes been up. To sum it up, things are going much better than before, the year I wasn't here was filled with the normal amount of lunacy my life seems to enjoy throwing at me. Would be good to start talking with you vets again.

At 9/1/09 09:05 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: What kind of douche hacks accounts just to have a high xp count?
I. Don't. Get. IT!!

Nah it wasn't for that reason, I just pissed a group of people off enough that they decided to fuck with me.

At 9/1/09 09:07 AM, NickFulp wrote: Not to be a jerk but I don't think posting about this on the BBS will help you much, it might make matters worse if the mods see it as an attention-whoring attempt or something like that.

You're not being a jerk at all, I just would hope the mods on wouldn't be dipshit enough (Especially since I know them from before) to be like, "oh fuck this is somehow breaking rulez."
My account is over 6 years old now, 5 years active, I'm just going to look for anyway possible to get it back.... Well aside from Bedn hacking it back for me or something.

At 7/17/09 01:38 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Not sure if that means now would be a better time for you to try and get your own hacked account back or a worse time (due to admins being busy handling all this stuff going down), but you should really try PMing an admin other than Tom or Wade, seeing as how they probably get more PMs each day than the other admins combined (sheer speculation, of course, but... name recognition, you know? It ain't just for politicians).

Thanks GFOX, I'm always a bit late with these things, but I'll send a message to every single other admin out there. Sucks that there was some huge account hack, but I really doubt the batch that did mine, and the batch that did this were the same group.

<3

~Mike

As the few of you who have been on this site long enough to recall the dread "BaronVonBadGuy" who vanished to much of the Kool Kids of Newgrounds glee. My main account was hacked, as stated before, I've made attempts to get this back, and none seem to work.
Apparently, back in the day, my Account was in risk of termination from some Loli-Esque (NON-NUDE) post in my blog, Wade messaged me himself, yet an actual account hacking is met with not so much as the mere finger click it would take to restore it.

So what to do what to do, I can only hope that the generally hateful Newgrounds public will have grown up enough by now and not still be like "HEY FUCK YOU MAN, I'M STILL TRYING TO GET POPULAR HERE SO I FLY OFF THE HANDLE ANY CHANCE I GET TO SHOW HOW PISSED OFF EVERYTHING MAKES ME."

But in hopes of quelling that general form of idiot, look at my "almighty" account that is currently lost: http://baronvonbadguy.newgrounds.com/
OHWOWOWOWO STATS!

~Mike

At 5/31/09 11:00 AM, Jonas wrote: If you make a shitty post, I'll delete it, but realistically, let's chat and talk about how we can make the BBS a solid fun place again. It's cool if you don't see anything wrong with the BBS, and it's better if you can help me figure out what the users think.

Obviously, I haven't been on this site frequently since my main account was hacked.
From how things used to be, assuming not much has changed. The main problem I had with the Moderation Team in general (not all obviously) was the fact that so many of them just looked for things to ban or lock. Not sure if the rule still stands, but I do believe there was a time posting 4chan meme's would get you banned. Quotes such as "Do a Barrel Roll" would get a mandatory three day ban. Whereas, back in the day, BigBadRon could reply to every topic "LOL" and be a moderator. Should he have been banned? No, many found it funny, but still it was funny arguably so, as is anything.
Some would reply "Do a Barrel Roll" for the sheer fact that it was so overused and were being Ironic. Sure there would be a number of +1 posters doing things like this, but the whole theory that "Large post counts don't matter" should apply to those trying to rapidly gain in post count, and at most should simply have their post deleted.
4Chan aside, I've seen numerous threads that were highly comical, get deleted from mods who were such sticklers about the rules they could be likened to a Mall Security Guard who wanted to use his "power" (or lack there of) as a means of letting out his frustrations or whatever other possible reason he has for acting with no discretion. For such a site that once thrived on it's offensiveness to have such a plethora of rules seems to be such a blatant hypocrisy that it's comical.

However, at this point in time, the main problem I have is simply getting my main account back without an Admins bias against me, and perhaps actually take a look into whoever did the hacking (assuming they still go here) and have some form of reprimanding.

At 4/26/09 07:05 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Ya beat me to it. Similar thing happened to me years ago. Except it was my friends stupid brother. But I digress Definetly Contact Tom or Wade. It may take a while but hopefully that should work.

Mmmm, contacted Tom recently, I believe Wade would probably be the quicker to respond, but he never would respond to my few PM's sent to him on my main account. He probably wouldn't help me get my account back anyhow if he were to cavity search my main accounts Blogs, with numerous censored lolicon pictures posted, even if, for the most part, they were being used to rub in the face of the various imbeciles who eventually managed to hack my account. Regardless, I've been on this site longer than the majority of regular users. The amount of time spent here should be enough to merit a three minute endeavor to restore my account...

At 7/7/09 07:10 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: although I'm positive a 30 second sample of any Braindrill song however would destroy the untrained listeners ear, and melt their brain.

Shit man, never heard of these guys, amazing, like a mix between The Dillinger Escape Plan, Behemoth and Buckethead.
The funny thing is, I know so many people into the whole "Death Metal" "Hardcore" scene, but upon hearing bands like this, who actually are extremely technical, have no interest in them, and would rather listen to "Screamo" faggotry like Atreyu.

One of the things I've noticed, granted not in this topic, is that people have a tendency to talk shit about Slipknot, I include myself in this shit talking from times past. However, despite their image, these guys are quite a talented bunch when you put aside your prejudices to such "shock rockers."

At 7/7/09 06:41 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: They're not exactly with Green Day in terms of mainstream..

Yeah, I'd say if someone isn't ready to hear a Nuclear Holocaust portrayed musically, they'd probably get scared shitless from this band.