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Eminem - Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem - Eminem Show

GTA: San Andreas

You left out Marshall Mathers LP

Tom & Wade

At 5/3/10 06:51 PM, EpicFail wrote: Why are you friends with an 11 year old?

His username explains it all.

Mad Insanity
And I'm not posting any links, most people haven't heard of them, and I want it to stay that way :)

And 2 and a half men isn't offensive to women, or an insult to comedy?

Insane Clown Posse - To Catch A Predator

At 4/5/10 12:43 AM, Armedtotheteeth wrote:
But I'm shy as hell! Every time I'm near people I don't know, I get all quiet and shy. So I'm asking two things, 1: How do I overcome my shyness? 2: Is my shyness caused by my Autism?

Yes, yes it is.
Even though it's normal for some teenagers to be shy, people with autism are almost in every case, very shy and not brilliant when it comes to social relations.
But try finding out more about one girl that you like, and then take the step and talk to her and ask her out, or whatever you do these days.

The medicinal KFC episode was the best one I've seen in years.

At 1/12/10 10:17 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: I didnt know it until i watched the history channel all night but hitler apparently had a pet dog named Blondi . His wife also had 2 dogs. All of them stayed with hitler and eva in the bunker before they killed themselves, but hitler tested a cyanide pill on his dog (FUUUUUUU-) which killed it. Blondi's puppys and Eva's dogs were later shot and killed by lethal injection by Hitlers batshit-crazy dog handler. Now im sad.

So animals that lived pretty decent lives and then got to die quick is a horrible thing.
But what about all the animals in the world that are getting tortured and slowly killed for fun and weird pleasure?
Just because it was Hitlers dog does not mean that he treated it bad, which means that the dog had a pretty good life.

You need to see the full picture.

The only time I was REALLY like "WTF WHAT IS THIS BITCH DOING?!"
was when Julius had bought all this halloween candy, that actually seemed sweet, but since it was cheap the mom just poured ALL the candy out in the garbage.
I mean.. she feeds her family cheap food, but cheap candy is out the window?
That's just plain stupid and wastefull!

When I think about it, deleting my account would be a huge deal.
But then when you REALLY think about it, you realize how its just a bunch of code and a feel of achievement based on signup date/experience points/bbs points/reviews.
Goodbye Sanjay, have a good life!

I'm really sorry for your loss, but SERIOUSLY. YOU DON'T DECLAW A CAT!
Trim his/hers nails, never declaw.
It's just unnatural.

Well in theory, all kids do not get presents.
They most of been good all year, or made some universal good deed like solved poverty.
That's like 1000 kids out of 5 billion.
Assuming that alteast 600 of them celebrate christmas, that's not that impossible.

Since kids these days are either spoiled/sadistic/evil/mean/snotdripping little hoodlums, I think there's barely a thousands actual "good kids" on this earth.

So the task is everything but impossible.

But traveling around the world with all those toys would be a costy thing to do!
So in theory, it would be possible.
But in reality, nobody is generous and creepy enough to keep track of every kid in the world/evaluate their chance to recieve a gift/keep up with what they want/make the toys/transport them and deliver them all over the world.

At 12/24/09 02:59 AM, LordHayden wrote: In the flash submit page, along the guidelines, it says that it's forbidden to submit material of nude people engaging in sexual activity, owing to new laws being enacted.
Does that mean that before those laws were put up (and the rule getting put there), people were submitting cartoons with stuff like that?

Well, they are probably there since if there were no disclaimer, and an user posted something very rude/shocking/illegal, newgrounds would be held responsible if it got attention from the authorities and what not.

They are basicly just setting the rules and if an user decides to break them, that's their responsibility.
You never know what people may post on a popular site like this.

Well it seems like your classmates only talks to you when it suits them.
And that they only hang out with you in school and wont include you in their personal life says alot.

If it's your last year in that school, just pull through, you can start fresh in a new school later.
If you have a few years left and want to make them tolerable, just try and change your attitude.
You can't change others, you can only change yourself.

So try and act certain ways, see what response you get and then just roll with the personality that fits best.
Hope I was of any help.

At 2/10/08 01:11 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: I checked it everyday when I first got it, and now I'm down to once every week or to.

The excitement fades quickly.

Same here. It's way overrated.

At 10/5/09 09:12 PM, TJR423 wrote: The main reason why people diss 07er's etc. etc. is because they act like fucking idiots.

I am so sorry!
I'll better myself

At 12/20/09 11:11 PM, KeyboardCat wrote: I would beat up nobody, I love you all.

This guy ^

At 12/19/09 11:25 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Seriously, I hear these rappers talking about it all the time but my friend told me that it's residue from anal sex. I'm so fucking lost.

swagtastic

Lol, swagger means style, like the way you walk/the clothes you wear/your personality, etc.

That's pretty cool.
So... when is your son gonna join NG?

I speak swedish, english and I know some basic phrases in french.
That's it though.

At 12/9/09 02:38 PM, Yambanshee wrote: hope that helped

Yes! Thank you!
Thanks everyone, I got it to work! :)

So I've began trying to expand my knowledge of actionscript ( I barerely know all the basic stuff)
but I figured that if I downloaded scripts and looked at them, I would much easily get the principles of hit tests.
I was very wrong.

To the real subject, I am making a test game, to experiment with different techniques and such.
I am trying to do this:
When the "players"s (a movie clip, containing frames like a "walk" animation and a "punch animation") punch movieclip collides with the "enemy" movieclip.
I want the "enemy" (movieclip with 2 frames, the second one being the death animation)
How can I pull this off?

I for some reason arranged so that the code applies to the player, even though it's written on the enemy mc.

onClipEvent (enterFrame) {}
if (_root.playerpunch.hitTest(this.enemyhit)) {
		
			_root.gotoAndPlay(2);
		
	}

I really have little knowledge of what I'm doing, so if I'm totally off, I would really appreciate any sort of help!

Thanks!

You will be able to stop time.
The only catch is that everytime you use it you will age a significant amount.

At 12/5/09 11:42 AM, slayer1029 wrote: So newgrounds, are there any phrases, slang or otherwise, that you despise?

"Fail!" "Epic Fail" "HA-HA!" "D'OH!" "Ay Caramba!" "Eat my shorts!" "Excellent!" "Phail!"
That's the worst ones.

10 bucks on that when little Liam Fulp grows up and starts to use his account on NG, everyone will hounddog and kiss up to him.
"Oh shit, you're so cool! can your dad make me a mod?!!! :D"

What about Duck and Casper & Spooky?!

Ah, I get it.
Newgrounds can't appreciate REAL humour.
I'm disappointed...