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1.

Questioning

Topic: silly putty penis (pics)

Posted: 09/19/09 03:33 AM

Forum: General

At 9/19/09 03:30 AM, Qwazal wrote: You should smack small children with it.

hes got the right idea, bring forth pics of you smacking a child with it.

il settle for a house pet

2.

Elated

Topic: Internet Porn & Buyable Porn

Posted: 09/19/09 03:19 AM

Forum: General

At 9/19/09 03:18 AM, Sportsboy wrote: Speaking of porn I am jacking it right now!

hey small world......


3.

None

Topic: silly putty penis (pics)

Posted: 09/19/09 03:11 AM

Forum: General

i dont think iv seen so much silly putty in one place

now bounce it!

4.

None

Topic: Internet Porn & Buyable Porn

Posted: 09/19/09 03:10 AM

Forum: General

iono support the business?


5.

Misunderstood

Topic: External vs Internal

Posted: 09/19/09 02:47 AM

Forum: General

i thought this thread was about where to finish....

if your burning at 2 to 4x anything you get will be faster so dont worry about it, internals make you look more 1337


6.

None

Topic: What is my cat eating? (photoshop)

Posted: 09/19/09 01:47 AM

Forum: General

your giant cat eats deer.

what do you want from me...

What is my cat eating? (photoshop)


7.

Elated

Topic: Child Leashes.

Posted: 09/19/09 01:04 AM

Forum: General

my mom said she tried this on me once but i just turned the tables by unhooking it to me and tying it to a pole, tethering her, not me.


8.

Elated

Topic: Mysterious Beast Found!

Posted: 09/17/09 10:32 AM

Forum: General

lol i love the title

"Mystery beast terrified kids"


9.

Goofy

Topic: The people born in the 80's

Posted: 09/17/09 10:07 AM

Forum: General

i was born in 89 so i know nothing about the 80s however i still complain about the youth of today even though im kind of part of it.

however...


10.

None

Topic: We have no free will

Posted: 09/17/09 08:11 AM

Forum: General

At 9/17/09 07:56 AM, Aci6 wrote: Free Will is a man made term to describe our ability to make our own choices in life. Of course we have free will, not everyone is the exact same. If we had no free will we'd all be the same. once again, THINK BEFORE TRYING TO COME OFF SMART YOU COME OFF DUMB

i think what the OP meant (or what i was thinking at least) wasnt that everything you do is pre destined thus having no free will, but everything that you do is caused by chemical and electrical reactions that started from the big bang (the big bang because theory says thats where it starts) every decision every move every everything that you do is just based endless factors around you not "destiny"


11.

Beaten

Topic: We have no free will

Posted: 09/17/09 07:25 AM

Forum: General

i got into this same conversation with a friend of mine and he being religious brought up the notion of having a soul and that granting humans free will.

i lean more towards the determinism theory but i could see where his idea would make sense (his examples were animals driven by instincts rather than actual thoughts and contemplations etc) in other words to him the human conscious is in fact the soul. but anyway i do think that humans do not have free will in a sense that everything we do, think etc is driven by chemical and electrical reactions from our environment and inner workings, but i dont think that gives anybody an excuse to do whatever they want just to get away with it, but what if that attitude would be nothing more than a chemical and electrical....ugh im gonna stop the said conversation i had was like 3 or 4 hours long and i dont wanna keep going in circles .


12.

Beaten

Topic: Physical dreams?

Posted: 09/17/09 06:04 AM

Forum: General

il get that from time to time il dream of getting bonked in the head with something and actually jerked myself awake cuz i thought i was getting bonked


13.

None

Topic: Photoshop the joker.

Posted: 09/14/09 02:25 AM

Forum: General

At 9/14/09 12:08 AM, Dez1790 wrote: Oh Man...

lol best one so far...


14.

Blushing

Topic: I think my GF's tits maybe fake.

Posted: 09/11/09 11:44 PM

Forum: General

push her in a lake, real tits float and fake tits sink if she starts drowning you have your answer!


15.

Thinking

Topic: Sunglasses are so 90s.

Posted: 09/11/09 11:41 PM

Forum: General

what we really should be complaining about is the idiots who wear eye-glasses without lenses as a fashion?!! this enrages me so much it baffles me how anyone can think this is cool


16.

Thinking

Topic: Sunglasses are so 90s.

Posted: 09/11/09 11:30 PM

Forum: General

im pretty sure sunglasses have been around since before the 90s.


17.

Happy

Topic: Dear smokers of Newgrounds:

Posted: 09/11/09 11:20 PM

Forum: General

At 9/11/09 11:10 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/11/09 10:57 PM, ToddM wrote: Why do these topics somehow involve weed all the time?
idunnolol

Smoking anything is unhealthy anyway you put it. The reason smoking weed is so much healthier is because generally people smoke more tobacco than weed. Due to how easy it is to get cigarettes and weed is usually illegal and in less quantity.

I personally don't mind people who smoke weed. I hate those fucking stoners who base their life on cannabis.

im really glad i dont feel like im the only one who realized this alog time ago.

i had a brief smoking phase a couple years ago my brand of choice was marlboro 27s. a cuban from time to time is nice too.


18.

None

Topic: Wtf Japan?

Posted: 08/21/09 11:37 PM

Forum: General

At 8/21/09 09:29 PM, H-K-S wrote: When your loved one dies, you normally call the police to pick the body up while you grieve. Not in Japan. You explain to your kid the cycle of life while there's this giant giant corpse eating robot sucking up grandpa. Sexy.

i want a corpse eating robot! why dont we have corpse eating robots?!


19.

None

Topic: Theres this girl.

Posted: 08/21/09 11:27 PM

Forum: General

get your friend/her brother to hook you guys up and if he doesnt, play the friend card so hes obligated

thats or just keep telling him you think his sister is hot


20.

None

Topic: pathological gamer...

Posted: 08/21/09 11:21 PM

Forum: General

At 8/21/09 11:17 PM, katyperryy wrote:
At 8/21/09 08:13 PM, jonthomson wrote: if you're just going to copy something off the internet that has no relevance to basically the entire audience here, you need to add commentary to it.
im a parent so shut up.

thanks mate, my daghter cant lay off the scooby doo games.. but shes so cute.

im somebodys child so shut up

at the very least ask at the end what you think about this thing i found on the webs this seems more like just a poster we look at then move on than a conversation starting bss topic


21.

Winking

Topic: Things to ponder while shitting.

Posted: 08/21/09 11:17 PM

Forum: General

At 8/21/09 11:15 PM, wizardman wrote: I keep hoping for that 'epiphany toilet' moment a la Scrubs. Still hasn't happened.

that only works if you have a toilet on your roof


22.

None

Topic: District- 9

Posted: 08/21/09 11:14 PM

Forum: General

i liked it alot the concept just by itself was interesting enough to get me to watch it the effects were pretty cool (cool alien people exploding guns and a gravity gun!) and an overal good story.

if you havent seen it and like stuff other than just constant never ending action go watch it.


23.

None

Topic: Things to ponder while shitting.

Posted: 08/21/09 11:03 PM

Forum: General

At 3/9/09 08:30 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
What do you think about on the crapper?

i really should have taken my pants off first....

to tell the truth iv come up with most of my personal philosophy's on life on the crapper


24.

None

Topic: 15 reasons to be a vegetarian NSFW

Posted: 08/21/09 10:57 PM

Forum: General

"becuase meat is bloody" i said out loud "yum" just as it was imposed in the screen and i wasnt being sarcastic


25.

Questioning

Topic: Life is a joke

Posted: 08/21/09 10:53 PM

Forum: General

life IS a joke just get a sense of humor then you can laugh at it


26.

None

Topic: For all you jocks and pseudojocks..

Posted: 08/11/09 01:42 AM

Forum: General

At 8/11/09 01:41 AM, RocketBean wrote:
At 8/11/09 01:40 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Boner in football?

boy you're gay.
Way to know your sports. Last time I checked, there wasn't skating involved in football.

then you dont know how to play awesome football


27.

None

Topic: Wait, what just happened?

Posted: 08/10/09 11:16 PM

Forum: General

i once walked about a mile home without remembering doing so but that was because i had gotten like 4 hours of sleep in about a 6 day period... that was a crazy week i was also hallucinating colors


28.

None

Topic: Worst soda ever?

Posted: 06/26/09 12:28 AM

Forum: General

game fuel by far is winner, or loser depending on which ever way you wanna look at it .

oh yeah coke>pepsi


29.

None

Topic: Getting A Hamster You Decide The

Posted: 02/08/09 03:29 AM

Forum: General

lifted this from a movie but i dont care...
name it DR. kenith noise water


30.

None

Topic: How would you be mean to an animal?

Posted: 02/08/09 01:00 AM

Forum: General

At 2/8/09 12:52 AM, darksigns wrote: I thought that this thread would be a rant.

Way to crush my expectations.

usually not a good idea to have expectations on the internet


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