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At 4/25/11 12:07 AM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 4/25/11 12:05 AM, Hyenic wrote: I do! He's a total pussy though.

I call him Smokey.

Pet thread, go.

That cat isn't your friend by choice. He is a slave trapped in your home. It isn't like the cat decided it liked you enough to live the rest of its life with you. You kidnapped and forced it to live with you.

Just saying.

Actually the cat was a stray. I fed it, and he decided that he liked me enough to be my best friend. His brother doesn't like me.

But anyways, they are indoor/outdoor cats, and they are allowed out any time they want.

I do! He's a total pussy though.

I call him Smokey.

Pet thread, go.

Thigh high stockings.

Let's do the creep!

No use, we'll just find ways to escape due to the lack of maintenance in the facilities

So I lurk. And if i'm 7 years older than the average user, does that make the average user 10?

I have keys to my truck in my pocket. And a pack of gum.

At 4/17/11 07:03 PM, TheThirdSix wrote: Races are fun.

Until you hit a tiny little rock and your chair goes toppling over.

My best friends are my fingers.

Get a bigger space for your desk and computer and chair. Then you will have room to spin. No more depression. But you will get sick.
So uh. Pick one?

The Pretty Reckless - My Medicine
La Roux - Bulletproof
Peaches - I Don't Want to Lose You.

My god. My favourite songs are all sung by women. Heh.

I like to spin in them until I get sick.

The fact that I see this thread first thing is fucking awesome.

At 4/11/11 03:59 AM, The777Demon wrote:

At 4/11/11 02:31 AM, Hyenic wrote: No, you haven't.

Because I am the best part.

Nope you are only good the first time people read the thread. After that it's not as good because everyone sees it coming. So when they read the thread again they realize that I am the best part.

You just explained the position you are in now.

But still I agree. I am no longer the best part. But neither are you now.

The best part is yet to come. Again.

At 4/11/11 03:52 AM, sixflab wrote: I used to be an avid fort builder when I was young. While they were pretty bad I always thought they were architectual genius at the time. Usually nothing particularly interesting or noteworthy that I can remember other than warding off aliens and monsters.

Haha. Forts were the best part of childhood. Even the crappy blanket/sheet forts. My cats like to jump on those and ruin them, but it was still fun.

I almost want to return to go build one now.

Hrm. One I remember was on the playgrounds at elementary school.

Few of my friends and I would pretend the jungle gyms were space ships, and we were space pirates. I some how ended up the mechanic, fixing engines and whatnot. My smallest friend made an awesome captain. And the others were just 'tanks'.

We got mad at other kids getting on the jungle gyms, and pretended they were attacking enemies or aliens. Oh it was fun shoving them away or scaring them off.

Now that we're on neutral grounds, let's get this party started!

At 4/11/11 03:31 AM, Star365 wrote: No. Go away.

No, you.

At 4/11/11 03:30 AM, TheColourAwsome wrote:

At 4/11/11 03:24 AM, Hyenic wrote: You're not awesome until you learn how to type properly.

Nope, pretty sure I'm awesome. Also you have no right to talk down to me you high school drop out.

I am learning, learning takes time.

Gee, I wonder how much you strained to type like that.
Hey. No need to hold my school education over me. You don't even know the reasons why I've dropped out. Also I could be a wise person for all you know.

Hm. We both need to chill and quit going at each other's throats before it gets serious.
Sorry to start. It's been a stressful day.

You're not awesome until you learn how to type properly.

At 4/11/11 03:15 AM, TheColourAwsome wrote:

With spelling like that I don't think it matters if you go to school or not.

I think "Allso I'm pretty healthy and skiny, just very lazy." pretty much explanes why the spelling is terrible.

So am I, but that's no excuse to why your spelling and grammar fail so bad.

I'm a high school drop-out, and I type better than you!

Well this is the first art submission.

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/i-bot /nice-fire

Someone will learn how divide by zero.

Start being awesome. Now.

No, you haven't.

Because I am the best part.

I hate you.
You better share.

Wait no, don't.
I'm in danger of type 2 diabetes, so I need to watch my sugar intake. Shit sucks man. :(

I'd like Coke if it weren't so super carbonated. So my vote is on Pepsi for this one.

Dibs on cowbell.

None. Because i'm a pussy.

Every waking moment.