At 11/11/09 10:39 AM, riskyjoker wrote:

At 11/11/09 10:35 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 11/11/09 10:17 AM, riskyjoker wrote: you really should

I agree completely, my good sir.

seen, its not even funny....at all! or worth wanking over

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At 11/11/09 10:17 AM, riskyjoker wrote: you really should

I agree completely, my good sir.

At 11/10/09 08:44 PM, SaucyMachine wrote: My step mom and step dad.
That was the day, I knew I was gay...

Your step dad must have an amazing cock if just seeing it turned you gay.

Here you go

At 11/11/09 08:36 AM, onilink19 wrote: im talkin about in person not newgrounds!

Then you are silly.

Wut? I post here every single day and I bet 99% of people reading this won't even recognise my username.

If you want people to notice you, make some flash or post more or something.

I am political view on Israel? Yeah its a pretty cool place.

Porn mode!

Nah, but it's all like, customizable and shit.

Lol, Americans.

At 11/9/09 07:58 AM, Dingbat2212 wrote: so when this is over half of North America can't reproduce.

Overpopulation problem solved.

Should have put it in the freezer for 20 seconds or so and then glued a piece of string to it. Hours of fun.

At 11/9/09 03:46 AM, ParadoxVoid wrote: I'm in Canberra,

And here I was thinking there were only like 2 of us on Newgrounds.

and it's actually really mild.

Yeah, not too bad right. Not looking forward to proper summer weather though.

If you don't know what album it is, you probably don't deserve to.

At 11/4/09 11:10 AM, Box-Killa wrote: Have you ever had to sort out some epic Manoeuvers to fit all the rubish into your bin?

That's the exact opposite of what you did, fool.

At 11/4/09 10:42 AM, FurryOwlet wrote:

At 11/4/09 09:15 AM, FurryOwlet wrote:

husband and wife team of paleontologistshasdiscovered

Did no one else notice this?

I didn't picked up anything wrong on that sentence.

More importantly, it took them 12 whole years to dig up a bloody fossil? Back in my day, Paleontologists weren't lazy as shit because Paleontologists were Sam Neal.

For best results use one of these. Make sure you shave very fast and vigorously to make sure for a nice clean shave.

Yes, you are an idiot for letting that happen at all.

Yes, you are an idiot for letting that happen at all.

At 11/1/09 05:13 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 11/1/09 03:27 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: On a completely related note, the only gay bar in my place of residence has been completely overrun by straight people who discovered that the bar was actually very good. Heck, the owner isn't even gay.

Wait, does that mean that they had to turn gay to enter or they turned it from a gay bar to a regular bar?

What? It is not like there is a "gay test" to get through the door. Also a lot of straight guys go there with retarded hopes of picking up a couple of "lesbians". It is still labelled a gay bar, its just a lot more straight people go there too now.

ITT: compensation for penis size.

I have no idea what the fuck you just said, apart from implying your homosexuality.

So just say no.

then take a shit on her porch.

On a completely related note, the only gay bar in my place of residence has been completely overrun by straight people who discovered that the bar was actually very good. Heck, the owner isn't even gay.

At 10/30/09 06:42 AM, TheT3Ddy wrote: WTF do you mean unlocking phones :/

Put your sim card in and use the phone ?

Some phones are "locked" to only work with certain networks.

OP, you can try going to the website of the network it is locked to, and finding out if they can do it (this will most likely cost you money), or you could look online to see if it is possible to do it yourself without paying.

At 10/30/09 06:40 AM, The-Condor wrote: It does give you like half a centimeter, but it still counts!

Sure, when you are flaccid but that doesn't really count.

At 10/30/09 06:37 AM, PhysX wrote: Now, you've got a good point here, but most websites I've checked (legit medical websites as well) claim that it gives more pleasure for the female as well. This mostly having to deal with the fact that an uncut dick doesn't need as much lube as a cut penis.

You best be trolling fool. Cutting the foreskin off a penis would have no real positive effect for the female. In fact an uncut penis would be more pleasurable because the foreskin adds a bit more girth, which is better for hitting the G-spot. (I wish I remember the name of the documentary I watched a few weeks ago that told me all that)

At 10/30/09 06:45 AM, Aigis wrote: I think it's just a bizarre thing to do.

And I think you are right. I understand in cultures that have been doing it for thousands of years, but these days particularly in America people are doing it because they think it looks better and is more clean or something. (Its not that hard to clean your dick every day...)

At 10/30/09 06:34 AM, The-Condor wrote: You gain some length with uncut,

No, you do not.

But cut gives more sexual pleasure.

No, it does not. In fact the theory is that it reduces sexual pleasure because the tip of the penis loses sensitivity from being rubbed around in your underpants all day.
Also if your foreskin is getting in the way during sex your penis is probably horribly deformed.

But i still love my un-cut dick.

As you should son, as you should.

At 10/29/09 07:04 AM, AlkaSeltzer wrote: yet there is more psychologically more noise around you.

Yeah, its the psychological noise that will destroy your hearing.

At 10/29/09 07:36 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: You also might not want to listen to songs with a loud and heavy bass. Because If you do, it could actually make your lungs collapse. I forget what the condition is called, though :P

Pretty sure that won't happen from earphones, which is the discussion of this topic. I don't doubt that this can happen from standing next to some really fucking awesome speakers.

At 10/28/09 10:22 AM, Vincents-Johnson wrote: Not all fetishes have to be weird or disturbing. I have a straight up booty fetish, all i think about all day long.

Booties? You sick fuck.

Can someone link me to the wiki that was created to point out the errors in each episode?

And while we're at it I suppose we should make them drive on the correct damn side of the road?

You sound like a bit of a troll and I am going to tell you why.

You seem stressed that if you are in a relationship you are going to miss the other sex? You need to find someone that satisfies you physically and emotionally, regardless of gender. You obviously haven't met that person yet. Have fun looking.