610 Forum Posts by "House-Of-Leaves"
Rumor has it that if you sneeze 7 times, one right after the other, your heart will stop, and die.
Another rumor claims that if you sneeze 12 times in a row, one right after the other...you experience an orgasm.
I'm not sure if I believe either, but I'd be more tempted to believe the second, more than the first.
But then again...I don't think I'd try surpassing the rumored Death Sneeze, no matter how sexually frustrated I was.
Jack Daniels shooter, with a Coke back.
Or a nice stiff Bloody Mary. Heavy on the worchestershire, light on the tobasco. Made with Absolut Pepar.
At 12/3/02 01:29 AM, nathan101 wrote: if u wana join the boobs club E-mail me and ill tell u how
...huh?
I could try to correct your sentence again for all, but I don't think I'll go through that again. I'll let everyone fend for themselves.
One? I think you meant 'noobs'...not 'boobs'.
And two? If you DID mean 'boobs', and were just trying to be clever?
You failed. Miserably.
My sentiments exactly.
Oh, and FrogBag, dear? *grin* You love me, but you just won't admit it.
At 12/3/02 12:28 AM, nathan101 wrote: im gittin sick of this noob shit, and i think that all the ppl out there that have been called a noob need too finaly revolt! tell me if u are wit me and if not well tan fuck u!!!
*sigh*
Alright. Here we go. Pardon me if I sound like a complete bitch, but...pet peeve. I appologize in advance.
"im" = "I'm" "gittin" = "getting"
"ppl" = "people" "too" = "to"
"finaly" = "finally" "u" = "you"
"wit" = "with" "tan" = "than"
and finally...
"u", once again, is "you".
And you wonder....oh, nevermind.
I...am not old or new.
Heh. Hmm. I don't think I'm really a n00b, per se. I just don't post here. I'm certainly not an elder member, or what have you. But. Things to make sure to do, so you're NOT called a n00b:
1. When posting, be sure to spell out words like 'you' and 'for', and 'your'. It really doesn't take THAT much more energy to type out the letters 'Y-O-U' than it does to simply type 'u'. Same for '4' (for) and 'ur' (your). Particularly amusing is the 'urself' shortcut, that really makes no sense.
2. Generally speaking, using capital letters and punctuation is a GOOD idea. It allows yourself to be understood, and makes you look a little more educated, whether or not you really are.
3. Never. EVER. Brag about your personal life when insulted. Because really, everyone knows that the braggart is just overcompensating for something lacking in his or her real life...a small penis, no life, absence of a sexual relationship (see 'small penis').
4. Me? I just don't say stupid shit. Or I try not to. And if someone insults me? HAH! Faceless text doesn't hurt me. Since when does the opinion of a total stranger matter?
5. Stop taking 'noob' as such an offensive term. This, I believe, has been pointed out before: It simply means your new! For the LOVE OF GOD!
That's it. Sorry, just wanted to ramble a little in a random thread.
(PS: Threats of hacking and the like also means you have man-boobs. Seriously. I'm not kidding!)
I have to agree with the previous poster. (Slizor? Am I spelling that correctly?) Anyway. There's no proof that there's weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. In fact, Scott Ritter, a former weapons inspector, has gone before congress and stated that there AREN'T any.
I could go on and on here, but I won't.
Actually, I just found that it was a topic back about a month ago. I'm new here! I didn't know. ;) Anyway, that's about it.
I'm just curious if anyone has seen this movie, and what impact, politically and socially, they think this movie may have. :)
My opinion? It was a fantastic, poignant, touching movie that made me laugh and cry, and I want to move out of the country. That's all! ;)
We all have our opinions, obviously, and I have some very strong ones about our country and our *cough* President. I'm just wondering if there's anyone out there that has some educated opinions, in lieu of petty insults and the like. This isn't a bash on whatever's been put here already...I haven't even read it. It's more...me hoping this board isn't going to be like the other boards I've seen, with people hating Dubya because 'his eyes are too close together, and it's a sign of inbreeding'. I'm looking for opinions on:
Scott Ritter, John Ashcroft, 'First Amendment Zones' (also known as 'Free Speech Zones'), and the like.
