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At 3/29/08 08:36 PM, azteca89 wrote:

azteca? Cool, I guess. At least it's not fucking retarded like some users'

What is this internet thing?

I'd say either "Damn that sucks" or "What the fuck man?" and then maybe check back to see if it was ever up again everyonce in awhile for the next week or two. A lot of sites I used to go to all the time are down now.

At 3/28/08 03:22 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: I'd just start over, and continue learning. I'd just play it off like I was some child genious.

Yeah that's what I was thinking.

At 3/28/08 08:38 PM, RadiatorKitten wrote:

At 3/28/08 08:38 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote: You mean during that chat box thing?

Yuppers

Yeah...i will mention newgrounds and a few users ^_^

The main IRC channel is the one that appears on tv?

You mean during that chat box thing?

At 3/28/08 08:32 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: I would probably care more if I knew what the hell a prefect was....

I second that

2 years?! Get a life dude

At 3/28/08 08:25 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: ITT: 13 year olds.

Does that include yourself?

If I were you, I'd try to get her to start talking to you again. Then, you could fuck the shit out of her and don't talk to her again.

Dude, he's DJ Nasty man. What'd you expect?

At 3/28/08 07:20 PM, JackassSam wrote: Since there was a writer's strike going on, Scary Movie 5 is cancelled. I was looking forward to watch it but now Scary Movie 5 is dead.

Link? I think it may just be a temporary notice.

At 3/28/08 08:02 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 3/28/08 07:59 PM, Warrickneff wrote: Are you talking about plan B? If so it's probably already too late. Otherwise I may not understand the question. How could you get the pill for a guy for a girl from a van?

In certain states, it's the law to carry condoms and Plan B pills for the students.

Look i fucking don't know what it is. They call it a van. I never saw it but my school announced there is SOME kind of van outside the school. I don't know maybe like a...fucking mobile house like that? i dunno. That's just what it is.

Calm down. He was just trying to figure out what you're talking about,

Jesus, get it for the poor kid. Would you rather get the pill for your friend and get tetsed negative or let some bitch get pregnant and fuck your friend over?

Get the pill. I'd kiss you if you did that for me, not even joking.

At 3/28/08 07:37 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote: your 13 nothing will happen.

Thank god somebody here isn't a retard.

Seriously dude, just tell them you didn't do anything and you think your mom pops pills or is an alcoholic. You are 13 man.

Mine favorites are the Griffin and Pegasus.

Are you planning to use those as wetsuits?

There are an assload of funny users here.

At 3/22/08 04:52 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 3/22/08 04:51 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 3/22/08 04:50 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Rush Hour 1 was funny...

Wait wrong movie. I meant Shanghai Cowboy. >.<

Shanghai Knights? Shanghai noon?

I think it's Shanghai noon.. i think

I'd be a little sad, but it's not something I'd be depressed about for the next month. It's your pet, not a human being. They don't live as long as humans and it's not the same interactions as you have with a human. Maybe it's just me, but I can never find myself getting too attached to a pet.

You might want to start looking into some anti-virus protection.

At 3/28/08 02:01 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: People need to stop with all this "we did this", "you did that" nonsense. None of us had any part in any of this shit.
You did nothing, we did nothing.

Thank you captain obvious. We say that merely to represent our country. We aren't claiming that we, personally had any involvement what-so-ever.

You did nothing!

At 3/28/08 12:10 PM, Epica wrote: And secondly there's your military, in which case let's just recap your history.

1.Revolutionary war- Were getting assses kicked until French started supporting you

Let's see here, colonists vs. the British military? No shit we were getting our asses kicked you fucking dipshit.

2.War of 1812-Canadians burned down your whitehouse.

Congratulations? First if all, that was retaliation for what we did. In case you don't remember, we Americans invaded York(Toronto) and burned the city down.

3.Spanish-American War- I supposes getting guam must have been an accomplishment for you.

Yes, it was. Thank you.

4.Philippine-American War-Lost

um.... We took out 1/4 of the Filipino Army, as well as slaughtering over a million civilians. The Philippines then became one of our territories. So, how did we lose again?

5.First World War-didn't get involved until at least 4/5 of the casualties had been taken.

We said we weren't going to join, but Germany kept sinking our merchant ships and killing civilians. So, we then joined and wooped the shit out pretty much everybody.

6.American North Russia Expeditionary Force-only 5,000 troops, still lost though.

Everybody except us and the White Russians left. What'd you suppose we do against the entire Red Army?

7.Second World War-see first world war, combined with the fact the Japanese built themselves up with your oil.

We beat the fuck out of everybody in WW2. Don't even go there. Ya'll stupid Brits were'nt fighting against Japan as well, were you?

8.Korean War-try to walk over the 38th parallel.

I agree with you on that one. Didn't turn out too well

9.Vietnam War-French controlled the whole country for 140 years, you barely manage half for 10.

The French left... and China was helping them. Wasn't our fight in the first place.

10.Beirut-lost

Is it really?

11.First gulf war-Inso much as you were actually smart enough to pull out.

Yes, we did win!

12.Somalia- Hey we're invincible fucking rangers.

Haha, yeah you can say that. How about you check out the status on that one:

U.S.: 160 Rangers
Somalis: 3,000

And we did kill an estimated 1,000, while they managed to kill only 19 of uur Rangers. Also, our Task Force completed its mission. The Somalis won the political fight though.

13.Second gulf war- just starts pointing and laughing.

This Gulf War has pretty much turned into a bunch of capitalist pigs raking in money now.

America made their money by mass production. Mass production is becoming increasingly hard due to lack of oil, hence the reason the dollar is rapidly becoming worthless.

I totally agree with you there. However, almost all of the Battles and Wars we have fought, we have obtained victory whether you like it or not.

As for the military, see op's list of fail, combined with the fact that the U.S. military is primarily staffed by 18-19 year old kids that are so fucked up they couldn't hold a job at McDonald's. So yeah I'm not worried about that either.

Haha, "see op's list of fail" huh? Nice copy pasta.

I remember that one dream i had when I was riding a unicorn and i saw one of my friends. But when I rode up next to it then unicorn ripped him in half with his horn an then I had some fucking trippy ass shit going on.

That shit was fun

Was their a link to some website embedded in there? Or was that all it said?

Either way, that's pretty funny.

At 3/27/08 01:16 PM, WhiteDJ wrote: Faggot [Fag] is also used to describe a cigarette in the UK.

It's just "fag" alone, which means a cigarette.

Anyway, I agree with you. Maybe it's just me, but I don't recall many people, none at all for that matter, going around calling homosexual people "faggots". It's either "fag", "flamer"(Gaining a lot of popularity, that one is.), "gay", or "ass pirate". There are many other words I could add on here, but I'm just mentioning the popular ones.

"Omg dude, you're a faggot." Is a good example of a sentence used to recall something you did as either stupid, retarded, or a combination of both. Prior to the new millenium, the oxymoron "Stupid idiot" or "Stupid retard" held the crown for popular name calling.

I got myself a few deer hangin. Shot 'em the other day when I was out on my 4-wheeler. Ain't got much other cept my 'ole chair and a nice cozy fire.

Sounds like something I would do.

You're right about that school one. That was is alright, dont get me wrong. But it really doesn't deserve to be in the top 50.

At 3/26/08 11:06 AM, Raped wrote:

At 3/26/08 11:00 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:56 AM, Raped wrote: Hell I don't need to know shit in order to put stuff together. :P

Plus everything is labeled for me where to put things. Doesn't take a genius to read a manual.

What'd you have prior to the one you just built?

Oh I regret buying a laptop from HP. It was an HP Pavilion dv4000. Couldn't upgrade anything for jack shit.
So I decided on customizing a desktop. I got free parts from a government friend of mine.

Oh that sucks. How'd you get free parts? The agency or whatever the hell he works for was throwin out a bunch of shit?

At 3/26/08 10:51 AM, LampFace wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:46 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

At 3/26/08 10:34 AM, LampFace wrote:
Looks like they shat in it jizzed in it then shat again just a bit.

Yeah, you're right. Looks like they had a little shit they forgot and dropped it off on the right side.

Lol id laugh if it turned out his brother had done that and had the creme egg himself.

Hahaha. Yeah that'd be some shit man. Oh my god that would be horrible..