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You guys do realize that the logo is a man smoking, right?

Having killer wasps sting your digestive tract starting with your uvula, while tied to a rope off the side of the London Eye as it spins 50 miles per hour, while you're coated with rotten caramel corn and having your nails pulled out with a jigsaw, while suffering from elephantiasis and thalidomide, and razored boxing gloves on springs are punching your dick 10 times a second.

Call sexual harassment on her to the authorities

I made a video of the Geico squirrels high-fiving for ten straight minutes and it got 4,000 views because people are idiots and also I used all the "Transportation" related tags

back when they still suggested tags ;C

Not funny but I'll go anyways.

1. Flux Capacitor
2. Umbrella
3. Carp
4. Kewpie Doll
5. Ipswich
6. Soul
7. Sandals
8. Harmonica
9. Island
10. Toothbrush

She can't sing at all.

Squid.

I try to use as many strange euphemisms for swears as I can.

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At 5/15/10 07:11 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Just like gingers right? Because they are still soulless with white pasty skin and freckles.

Screw you, gingers don't need to put up with your flapdoodle. Gingers are normal people and the discrimination against them is unwarranted.

Fake tans = fake sexy

There's a reason why CoD is 21+ and you can join the army at sixteen years of age: VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT LIFE. No, you do not have 'tactical experience' and 'training' from playing simulation games. They are nothing like real life and they do not simulate the whole experience, the real TRAUMA you can get from shooting someone dead. Fumducks like you who play video games and think they known war should not join the army. YOU DO NOT KNOW WAR.

Have you ever noticed that in each generation, there's always one starter which stands on four legs?

QUADRAPEDS:
BULBASAUR
CHIKORITA
MUDKIP
TURTWIG
PIGNITION

Although I usually choose grass types, I want the sea otter one.

Don't be hating the Mijumaru!

At 5/12/10 08:42 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: After close inspection of the video, I think I found something interesting.

oh my...

At 5/12/10 08:33 PM, Strength wrote: I have four dogs. Four bitch ass dogs.

My mom once tried to search for "bitches in heat" about a neighbor's slutty dog and was confused about the images that appeared.

I have two parrots, a canary, two schnuazer dogs, and a rabbit.

alrighty-dighty then

At 5/12/10 07:16 PM, bman200 wrote:

One problem: He's an atheist.

How the hell is that a problem?

At 5/12/10 07:26 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 5/12/10 06:57 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Anything made after 1835 is shit

Pff, mainstream fag, it's all about the 1600s

First photograph was taken in 1833.

I'm tired of Chuck Norris jokes, as many here say they are too. When Mr. Norris dies they'll make a documentary and we'll still make jokes but it won't be funny anymore.

At 5/12/10 07:35 PM, Origina-l wrote: %u9670%u8396

Typical missing character support, designed to elicit downloads of character support.

Original text:
"Wearing purple makes me feel sexy"
...54 translations later we get:
"Should I use?"

Original text:
"My kangaroo ate my homework."
...54 translations later we get:
"Cable and Duties."

Original text:
"May I take a nap in the folds of your belly fat?"
...54 translations later we get:
"People forget everything."

Original text:
"What do you call a girl in a swamp?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Children feel the heat."

Original text:
"Love is love is love."
...54 translations later we get:
"Love."

It's an elephant dressed like an Egyptian mummy, judging from the quality of the background art I'd say it's from a 90s kids show.

At 4/3/10 08:13 PM, SadisticAI wrote: I don't get it.

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It's a parody of typical Facebook comments and archetypes of the people who post them. It's very accurate and field-tested. It also doubles as a flotation device.

They can press F8 to fly around in a glowing ball of plasma and F7 to teleport.

Desktops are better for games, but ergonomic keyboards will mess up your experience. That's why they're called ergonomic, because they make you go EEEEERRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG.

At 4/3/10 07:58 PM, HeroDan wrote:

CAHNPEERAISHUNZ

...What? Canperations? English please.

I laughed out loud at every single picture on here except the serious ones. Keep up the good work.

At 4/3/10 07:49 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 4/3/10 07:47 PM, Trepur wrote: Anyone care to suggest why this may be?

Because opinions.

This explanation is agreeable with my acidic stomach. 30 Rock has Tina and Alec, people watch for Tina because of her Sarah Palin impersonations, and people watch for Alec because of all the other stuff he's starred in.

No, but it's like... yellow. Like really light pastel yellow. I understand that other mods have yellowish text too. Our 'commoner' text is just grey, grey like the light colors on the default scrollbar. Is his 'edit post' button a different color too? Is his elephant shrew yellow also?

Wade's text is a different color than anyone else's.

Is this old news?

At 4/2/10 11:08 AM, popsicle-of-doom wrote: Aren't women more commonly born than men?

Nope! According to the reliable source that is my National Geographic Concise World Atlas, Second Edition, for every 100 women born, 106 men are born in the world.