Hi Ma Name Is Bob

Cow & Chicken is the best show ever

At 6/27/08 06:50 AM, Schat wrote:

At 6/27/08 06:45 AM, HolyGravy wrote: do j00 noe dat pplz in afrikuh r starveing nd stuf adn u go an watse a chikuhn adn u cuduve givin it 2 a afrikuhn amrican or a haomeliss pursin

who let mr.lolcat onto NG?

lull catss r fun-e adn u noe it so y don u suht up nd may b go back 2 skooll so u cahn lern how 2 spel werds rihgt

do j00 noe dat pplz in afrikuh r starveing nd stuf adn u go an watse a chikuhn adn u cuduve givin it 2 a afrikuhn amrican or a haomeliss pursin

I watched a bootlegged copy, it wasn't that bad

At 6/27/08 06:39 AM, Xaxrox wrote: I remember dreaming about being on some bigass skycraper that had no apparent interior and falling down from it.

I agree with you about it being awesome.

Those are the best

Christmas

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

At 6/27/08 06:08 AM, LastSpartan wrote:

At 6/27/08 06:04 AM, HolyGravy wrote: woulda been better without the linkin park though

Check the link where the guy is caught masterbating to WoW.

o god

About half my dreams are dreams where bad stuff is happening to me, the other half is scary shit where I end up dying in some way; I gotta say I love the dreams where I die. It's usually in some fucked up way like my little brother stabs me or pushes me off my roof, or I get beat to death with a baseball bat, there thrilling as hell.

At 6/27/08 06:13 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 6/27/08 04:12 AM, Dog-meat wrote: Why a knife? Should have grabbed his cock

Seconded.

Thirdered

At 6/27/08 06:02 AM, HolyGravy wrote:

At 6/27/08 05:30 AM, jordanrebel wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajyqD0qoD XU
PROOF

omg this is amazing proof!1

woulda been better without the linkin park though

At 6/27/08 05:30 AM, jordanrebel wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajyqD0qoD XU
PROOF

omg this is amazing proof!1

At 6/27/08 05:34 AM, Xinxinix wrote: Damnit.... One of the times I wish I would've paid attention to the fat Spanish teacher...

judío de Haha

At 6/27/08 05:33 AM, gianpa4 wrote:

bo yo dije argentinos o uruguayos.. halas español vos.. mira vos o sabia porq se te dio hacer o de hitler?

que?

At 6/27/08 05:31 AM, gianpa4 wrote: aca solo entran los que hablan castellano y cuando digo castellano me refiero a argentinos y uruguayos porque despues toda la demas latinoamerica habla pal orto

el negro mudo come mi martillo antes de que te coja en el pedazo de la albóndiga de la concha de mierda que quiero tu gatito en mi judío del asshole

Morgan Freeman is God

I'm still rooting for Colbert, but if Jello Biafra runs again I'll vote for him rather than Colbert

At 6/27/08 04:52 AM, Gooch wrote:

not looking for just gruesome shit. He also said some rough sounding rock, which I guess you could kind of throw Queens of the Stone Age into.

Yeah they classify as hard/stoner/psychedelic rock, I don't know many people who don't like them

At 6/27/08 04:49 AM, gianpa4 wrote:

the holocaust was for a good cause.. hitler wanted to prevent the global warming apart from what i say of destiny that if hitler wouldnt kill that exactly number we all have died

Yeah i wonder what the world would be like if it never happened, a lot more homeless people, more disease, and a lot more shit that I don't want to think about

At 6/27/08 04:30 AM, Gooch wrote: I'd recommend anything by Queens of the Stone Age, especially anything off their latest album Era Vulgaris.

I tell you, "Sick, Sick, Sick" has been one of the greatest songs I've ever heard. Not just this past year, I'm talking EVER.

Queens of the Stone Age are amazing, Joshua Homme is a genius, but they don't fit into the gruesome shit category

During the holocaust many revolutionary scientific and medical discoveries happened, many other countries gained power and wealth due to it, there were many other good things to come out of it, like those Jews getting killed

At 6/27/08 04:21 AM, Thracian wrote: Bro, I hope your post was a lame way of being sarcastic.

It fails too hard to be anything other than sarcastic

There were a couple of NES games that had some 8-bit porn in them, maybe she should bitch about those instead

Plz pics i need sum fapping materials XD

At 6/27/08 04:06 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 6/27/08 04:06 AM, HolyGravy wrote: A have an obese, rude, obnoxious, lying, stealing, back-stabbing, abomination of a friend who gets more pussy than about 90% of the guys at my 2,300 student high-school.

he must be loaded

Actually that's true, that's the only reason I'm his friend sadly, but he's fun to be around when were high

At 6/27/08 03:20 AM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 6/27/08 03:08 AM, Link24l wrote: This made me hard because im fourteen and I use phrases like "this made me hard" adn ma naem isd roburt LOLOLOLOOLOL

Fix'd

Sextuple Fix'd

A have an obese, rude, obnoxious, lying, stealing, back-stabbing, abomination of a friend who gets more pussy than about 90% of the guys at my 2,300 student high-school.

Smel 0f eh nigro gittin hunged er put in2 slavury

George Bush flavored condoms, or maybe nyquil; yum