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At 12/10/10 11:30 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote: God damn it! Now I cant make a music video for space oddity by david bowie with tom fulp as major tom!

it was perfect!

Seconded. We need a little clarification.
Are we not allowed to make animutations anymore? 'Cuz I have one in the works right now...

There's speculation that I'm related to Sir Elton John.
So far I can't confirm anything; maybe one day I'll get a DNA test done...

At 12/9/10 01:28 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: What if they just get really fat and hide explosives in their excess fat similar to how these bitches stole a couple grand worth of clothes?

If they were that fat, they likely wouldn't be able to fly.
I'm large enough that I can just barely fit into an airplane seat yet I can't effectively store anything in my fat folds.

At 12/8/10 04:16 PM, TacoFreak wrote: some guy just reported me to valve for spraying gay porn on servers and saying muhammed sucks penis

Wow, can I still friend you?
That was AWESOME.

What's even sadder is that some radical Christian groups hail Mark David Chapman as a hero.

We don't go to the toilet, we go to the lavatory.

At 12/7/10 10:37 PM, Oliver wrote:

At 12/7/10 10:25 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: I've racked up quite a few, but I don't know how to use them. Has anyone figured this out?

I assume you mean the decks and tables, hit the Escape key then press the right arrow. Voila.

That's it; thank you.

Then again, there's this...

Meow.

At 12/7/10 10:07 PM, Shade wrote:

At 12/7/10 10:05 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: I would make Rick'Roll illegal

It's a dead meme, no one actually uses it any more.

So then we should ban Puddi.
It's not totally dead yet.

I bought Poker Night at the Inventory the day it came out and I noticed there are in-game ulockables (in addition to the TF2 items, all of which I have). I've racked up quite a few, but I don't know how to use them. Has anyone figured this out?

Remove all medical interventions and just let nature take its course.
It works so well for all other mammals; why not us?

My Windows desktop. I hardly ever use it, as you can see.

I have no clue what half those applications are; my brother uses this computer most of the time.

At 12/7/10 12:04 AM, GhoulRa wrote: Get HP. I tried many different brands (Lexmark, Epson, Canon) and they all suck!

No. HP installs a heap of shit software on your computer that pops up when you don't want it to.

11212 and counting.
I'm quite the connoisseur; I have lots of pop and rock but also some metal, enka and jazz.
Most of it is just anime and video game soundtracks, though...

At 12/6/10 12:36 AM, Timmy wrote: If you spot a spambot in PMs, the BBS or in Reviews, please PM a mod or an Admin.

We have spray to get rid of them.

Whatever happened to Poozy's old report thread? Can we still use it?

At 12/6/10 12:53 AM, Falconpunchr wrote: BUT I'LL GET SHIT ON MY BALLS!

Your balls can be washed.
Here, this might help:

We all did it as babies (unless we were EC'd).
That proof enough for you?

I have a question:
I downloaded this bat mod for the Scout and am uncertain about whether or not it's safe to use.
I've never paid much attention to the VAC rules since I don't do what most people would consider cheating, but does re-skinning weapons qualify/is it grounds for a ban?

I like pink.

Though I'd go for a different shade if given the chance...

I'd tear the guy limb for limb, no question about it.

Saxby's > Starbucks

But I understand. I can't resist that coffeehouse atmosphere, especially around Christmas.

At 12/4/10 04:29 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 12/4/10 03:58 PM, cannibalocalypse wrote: everyone at fox is just about retarted

Hey hey hey, their camera people and set builders are some of the best in the business!

And that's just about all they've got going for them.

At 12/4/10 10:07 PM, ironraven24 wrote:

At 12/4/10 06:57 PM, Racoonmario wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBu83-0vJ bg

Hahaha... Quite a Gentlemanly video.

Wow...
Not Even The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes was that mind-numbing...

I don't trust that any of those "kids" are actually kids.
This site eerily reminds me of places like Circlist and Christian Spanking Blogs, which masquerade as legitimate information sites but are actually a clever front for fetishist pornography. I'll bet you a million dollars that those "kids" they use for reviews are actually 40-something men or women.

Most melodic metal.
Lately I've gotten that from Alestorm and Blind Guardian, among others.

hide (Hideto Matsumoto).
His music was fucking awesome.

At 12/3/10 05:37 PM, Alaska wrote:

At 12/3/10 04:47 PM, TacoFreak wrote: also any euro players in the mood for getting their arse kicked in a 1v1?

I would but I'm an americanfag.

Does it even make a difference where someone connects from when doing 1-on-1? I know ping can be a bitch (having experienced issues myself when playing with ParadoxVoid), but that's the only issue I'm aware of.

At 12/3/10 06:00 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I love pitas! Especially with lamb and taziki sauce!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Best. Comeback. EVAR.

I never saw his show, but I remember seeing his line of art supplies at MJDesigns (a store chain that doesn't exist anymore).

Now this made me LOL.