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Game Cube was the first console I ever played but the first one I ever owned was an N64 courtesy of my brother. Damn I miss those clunky ass controlers.

Are we going to talk about DSP plays Metal Gear? Because that is the worst playthrough I have ever seen - he doesn't know it's a stealth game. It just hurts.

"I was frozen today!"

The wheelers and mombies severd heads!! I had more nightmares than I did for the pink elehants

Today me and my friends saw to girls go into the dissabled toilet together.We heard some wierd noises and decided to stay for a laugh ... The toilet didnt flush and they swaggerd out WAY too happy ! The baby change mat was on the floor and did I mention WOW

HATEHATEHATE Nazis! Oh and the sound of my voice to...

Tarten kilts all day.Fighting, drunk and haggis morning, noon and night!
Well that true for me as a Scotsman!

I was a girl once...
I had to get a sex change to use the internet...

Like Battle Royal if you only have crappy wepons?

Shifters by Helen Clocherty

Chapter 1.
Marion was running, she didn't understand why but she had a feeling that someone or something was after her. Marion was a young 14, she has golden brown hair with natural mink streaks through it. It was usually in a sloppy ponytail but at this moment it was in a tangled mess, matted together with all sorts of twigs and leaves caught in it. Marion is a natural beauty with only two imperfections that she tries her hardest to conceal are her huge canine teeth, that no amount of braces can fix, and her tiger ears that are planted firmly on the top of her head. She could also count her eyes but the emerald and golden wonders make her beautiful. Marion was in Greenburn woods and just as she felt she was escaping her seemingly invisible stalker the worst possible thing happened.....Marion tripped.

She had felt her foot hit a wet mossy tree root and instead of what she thought was going to happen the exact opposite did, she expected her face to land into the dark and dirty mud, she was surprised to find out what happened next. Marion was falling, very fast almost too fast, until she finally realised she was heading down somewhere deep and dark. There was a dank smell in the air and the light was gradually disappearing, soon there was total silence.

Marion awoke suddenly in total darkness she was not sure what had happened or where she was but she did know her head was killing her and she couldn't fell her limbs. Her face was wet and she was sobbing uncontrollably. Marion suddenly had an idea she seized her sobbing as quickly as she was able she had to move her fingers which was very tough because it was so freezing cold. First Marion stretched her fingers inward and outward then using her unusual flexibility she tilted her wrist back and felt around the bottom of her arm. Instead of feeling her usual worn out sweatbands she felt rope, and it was going to take a while to even loosen it. As Marion got to work she couldn't help but wonder who was chasing her, why, how do they even know her!

It took her a while but Marion finally undone the tedious knot and used her hands to feel her head. It was wet and sticky with what Marion had assumed was only mud but when she sat up she was horrified to find the damage much more severe. She had freed her lighter from her pocket and she was now holding it in one hand to get a better look at herself. It was blood and Marion could feel she was covered in it as she felt around her hair one of her ears had a chunk missing. That must of been the source of the blood but there was way to much. Now Marion was done checking herself over she had to think of an escape plan.

Marion had never been very good under pressure or had many good friends or any at all but she knew she had to get out of where she was. She thought to save gas in her lighter she would burn the rope that tied her up. She scavenged for sticks to wrap the rope around. Unfortunately there were none so once again Marion had to rely on her initiative again. She wound the rope into a loose bundle the set fire to it. Now instead of searching the floor Marion would have to get as high as she could. So far she was unsuccessful in finding any light peaking through cracks.

Marion was worried once more, the only light was coming from her DIY torch and the room she was in was completely black. That worry soon turned to hope when Marion did find a crack and a rather large one at that. Marion took a chance she held the torch in her mouth with canine teeth digging right into the frayed rope. The burning smell stung her nostrils and the smoke got in her eyes but Marion didn't care she was going to break out.

She was now becoming weak if she didn't try to remove the rocks around the crack now she may have no strength to do it later. She finally pushed all her weight against the wall, knocking several rocks out of the way and clearing a passage to almost daylight.
Marion's hands where cut because of the force she used to push the rocks. She took the torch out of her mouth and crawled through the large crack she had created. She had no idea what had just happened or who done it but now she was just going home.

AYN IDEAS FOR CHAPT.2?

I always used to love wee poems about fairys as a kid so wrote one myself please critise if needed .

Do fairys live in forests?
I've not seen one there.
I may have seen the mushroom rings.
But does that a thing?

I think fairys live in flats.
Tidying the rooms.
Or just sprinkling magic dust.
And spreading good dream fumes.

You think is this real.
Can its all be true.
I'll let you in on a secret.
It's all up to you.

fine then batman, alfred and the scarecrow are also there !
Now its a bad ass tournament!

If bane and the riddler played a game of chess who would win?
(the original smart bane not the Batman and Robin one!)

But there was no reson it could easily have been cut out!

In the Shinning theirs a lot I don't get but I remember one scene in particular.
When the wife is running about the hotel a door is open and in it is a guy dressed as a bear commiting a sexual act to another guy...
WHY!

I'm trying to write an original story here are the first two paragraphs can you tell me if i've copied anything please!

Marrion was running, she didn't understand why but she had a feeling that someone or something was after her.Marrion was a young 14, she has golden brown hair with natural mink streaks through it.It was usually in a sloppy ponytail but at this moment it was in a tangeled mess,matted together with all sorts of twigs and leaves caught in it. Marrion is a natural beauty with only two imperfections that she tries her hardest to conceal are her huge cainine teeth, that no amount of braces can fix, and her tiger ears that are planted firmly on the top of her head.She could also count her eyes but the emerald and golden wonders make her beautifull.Marrion was in Greennburn woods and just as she felt she was escaping her seamingly invisible stalker the worst possible thing happened.....Marrion triped.

She had felt her foot hit a wet mossy tree root and instead of what she thought was going to happen the exact opposite did, she expected her face to land into the dark and dirty mud, she was surprised to find out what happend next.Marrion was falling, very fast almost to fast, untill she finaly realised she was heading down somewhere deep and dark. There was a dank smell in the air and the light was gradualy dissapearing, soon there was total silence.

I play trumpet and I found this in my attic, is it like a cornet?

im fine with it i have all of death note on dvd

would there be foreplay?

Yes but what did the scotish do to you

ditto, it can be any pokemon it sees and mimic their movesets so suck on that!

A better frase is ....

Thats as about as correct anotomicaly as a barbie doll!!

See what response you get from that (don't forget the exclaimation marks)

I play trumpet very well and i used to play violin got kicked out

Try weed calms you down

Well in every book she is always dependent on a guy and its not even subtle it like she is purposly trying to sink feminism

I knew jacob and edward were special friends

When girls kissed other girls they would die and go to hell....

how this came about was i was 5 and kissed a little girl i met at the ark my coisin told me.

Did they have any atari porn!

Yes it acctully exists......LONG LIVE ATARI PORN

WISDOM TREEEEEEE!!!!! they made all the Bible games and illegaly put them on consoles they even butchered a wolfenstine game and made it about Noah!!!

Helena is a nice namedontcha think