At 11/14/09 08:57 AM, Lolzer wrote: Tell him to be more careful and uses a condom next time. Aids and that shit can make you fuck yourself.

I am almost certain he is a virgin.

At 11/14/09 05:08 AM, Bacchanalian wrote: Did I do it right?

I almost fell out of my chair.

So basically I was just talking to this friend who I haven't seen in a few weeks because he has been away on msn, I ask him how he is, he says "been better", I ask why, and he says

Bleeding alot.

I ask where. Nose? Dick?

Both. And other places.

He told me he'd been having the problem for a few weeks, and hadn't told his parents or done anything about it. Then he signed off of msn.

I am fucking worried. He is 17, and there is obviously something wrong with his body, and I seriously worry for his health if he doesn't act soon. But seriously, what the fuck could he have? Anyone heard of these symptoms before for any diseases or something? Fuck.

Alice in Wonderland definitely the pick of the crop there. Absolutely cannot wait for it to come out, though I have fears about over-usage of digital effects... I really hate films that overdo CGI... The Imaginarium of Doctor P. is just one example where CGI has killed me a little inside.

At 11/14/09 01:55 AM, BillyTh3Kid wrote: fuck, in like 12 hours my first dog is going to heaven.

Wrong, he's going to rot in the ground.

Obviously is so you can perform cunnilingus whilst providing your partner with penal pleasure. Still, good find hahah

20 and still living with your mother, what a fag.

At 11/14/09 02:46 AM, XxXTHENIGHTWOLFXxX wrote: Thanks, for the Spell check. maybe you can suck my dick seeming you are so good with your mouth bitch. look who is Human trash, no one on newgrounds (hopefully) cares about you drug habbits.

Damn, looks like you didn't take my advice to end your pathetic life, how sad. Do it for the sake of Newgrounds, seeing as you love it that much, because I can tell you right now that the site would be a much better place without your revolting kind.

At 11/14/09 02:38 AM, Detached wrote: I've been smoking for almost 2 years, I can roll like a machine, but I don't have any tobacco with me, and I don't think you can make blunts with normal standard skins

I'm surprised that you don't know how to make a simple home made bong then...

Oh, and to the OP:

Make a blunt and roll some spliffs, easy. If you don't know how to roll (it takes some practice), and don't know what blunts are, I suggest you start

here.

At 11/14/09 02:26 AM, XxXTHENIGHTWOLFXxX wrote: You know you could like ... get a life .. and maybe a edjucation while you are at it ... Dick weed ... :D

Maybe you could go get a fucking English education* while your at it, you fucking illiterate piece of human trash. You make me sick, I hope you fall down a flight of stairs into a pit of razors, you retarded dipshit. Stop wasting oxygen, do the world a favour, and stick your head in front of an oncoming train, thanks.

At 11/11/09 07:55 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: I've seen this topic here before. I'm thinking they got charged well.

Life sentence + 25 years.

At 11/11/09 07:36 AM, Blush wrote: Yeah, I saw that before, almost made me puke a little. But I hate that it took them forever to fucking kill him, I mean the suspense is good I guess, but it gets annoying after awhile. I mean I have things to do.

Yeah, I think the fact of how prolonged it was is what put me off the most...

Fleshlight for kiddies?

Possibly the most disturbing shock video I have ever seen. I can normally stomach these things when it's people inflicting this shit upon themselves (like the one where he sticks the glass jar up his as, hahahaha), but see it done to an innocent person, watching them drowning in their own blood as they are stabbed in the gut and eyes with a screw driver... that's a bit different.

To tell the truth, I actually stopped about 2/3 of the way through.

Take a look if you have the guts (or if that's what your into...) but I wouldn't recommend it.
The encyclopediadramatica page has a step by step thing of what happens + translations from Russian.

Enjoy.

LINKS:
EncyclopediaDramatica article.
Actual Video, if your up for it.

At 11/5/09 02:45 AM, Thracian wrote: Typical victim mentality. I didn't even found out on that site, just google searched to give a source. Make that fucking search on the IBM's site and see it for yourself.

I'm not denying the fact the report existed, I am however denouncing the claims made on that other piece of shit Christian site you linked.

The goat people are gonna getcha!

That site also has THIS article, and thus loses all credibility.

Oh wait, it never had any to begin with.

They must do it because they can't afford weed. But don't they realise you can't buy brain cells back?

At 11/5/09 01:58 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Here's some background on hydrocarbon abuse, as in the case of inhaling the gas from a lighter.

It's really stupid. They call it "huffing". It works with paint-thinner, spray-paint propellant, other miscellaneous propellants, gasoline, and of course, the gas from a lighter.

If you're that desperate to get "high", pick up a fucking 10-bag.

"Pulmonary toxicity is the result of hydrocarbon aspiration. The lower the viscosity and higher the volatility, the greater the risk of pulmonary aspiration. The hydrophobic nature of hydrocarbons allows them to penetrate deep into the tracheobronchial tree, producing inflammation and bronchospasm. The volatile chemical may displace alveolar oxygen, leading to hypoxia. Direct contact with alveolar membranes can lead to hemorrhage, hyperemia, edema, surfactant inactivation, leukocyte infiltration, and vascular thrombosis. The result is poor oxygen exchange, atelectasis, and pneumonitis."

Uh, thanks.

At 11/5/09 01:46 AM, NHT123 wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:45 AM, HarraH wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:41 AM, NHT123 wrote: Here is a sample song : baby killer by: devourment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-sFq-V_A K0

That was so bad.

Thats cause your a fag jk jk; but seriously I say that same thing abotu hannah montanna, makes teh ears bleed. But this makes me cum in my pants haha.

Ah well to each their own I suppose. But personally I did not like it one bit. Though I would rather listen to it than Hannah Montana or Jonas Brothers.

At 11/5/09 01:44 AM, EpicFail wrote: That's the dumbest shit I've heard, you might as well drench yourself in gasoline, and inhale your scent over and over and over.

Fuck. That's so dumb.
Get them to smoke weed.

No shit pretty sure it's what they normally do. Fucking idiots.

At 11/5/09 01:41 AM, NHT123 wrote: Here is a sample song : baby killer by: devourment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-sFq-V_A K0

That was so bad.

At 11/5/09 01:36 AM, Nayhan wrote: The fumes from the solder made me dizzy....

Mr Wallace does not give a shit about much hahh such a chiller

At 11/4/09 08:16 PM, STEM wrote: The back of my cheerios box is anime? WTF??

what the fuck oh god.

You must be pretty fat.

So basically, while sitting at a few benches with my friends at lunch, we noticed a more than usual amount of people hanging behind the gym. People usually go behind the gym at lunch to smoke, but normally it's only about 2-6 people. There were at least 20 people, leaning against the wall or sitting down in small circles.

After school, I queried my friend who I spotted with this mass of people as to what they were doing. Apparently they were sniffing the gas from their lighters to get high? I asked her if it worked, she laughed and said yes, and then complained she had a headache.

Getting high off of lighter gas, what the fuck? Ever had this experience or known any of your friends to do something similar. Sounds dumb to me.

At 11/2/09 02:43 AM, Kinsei01 wrote:

:Are you sure your selecting the whole thing when you are trying to copy it from flash to Illustrator?

Yep, positive. :S

I've drawn a vector image using the paintbrush on Flash, and I want to copy it into Photoshop so that I can still resize it like a vector. It plain out wouldn't copy, so I tried copying the vector image to Illustrator first, but only part of it copies into illustrator (as you can see in the screenshot, the inner parts of the vector image do not copy... eyes etc.) for some reason.

Any pro tips? Thanks. Need help asap as it's for a homework assignment!

I've drawn a vector image using the paintbrush on Flash, and I want to copy it into Photoshop so that I can still resize it like a vector. It plain out wouldn't copy, so I tried copying the vector image to Illustrator first, but only part of it copies into illustrator (as you can see in the screenshot, the inner parts of the vector image do not copy... eyes etc.) for some reason.

Any pro tips? Thanks.

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote: When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

About 4 years ago, through my little 10 year old brother who was using the site to check out mario animations.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

The community aspect.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

I'd re-allow animated sigs and page-banners!

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I miss the old interactive flash game/animation at the top of the flash portal. :'(