Just checked Mechabloby's userpage, apparently he still is depressed and stuff, he just took a momentary break to fall in love or something. It really is nice to know

I know it's really wrong of me, but I honestly feel happy that you have mental issues. Any life issues you have really, would make me feel happy. Just after the way I've seen you act in your posts, it kind of just makes me feel relief to know that you're not content. I'm not trying to be funny or be a troll, I'm dead serious.

Same with mechabloby, although now he's fallen in love or something and he's happy. But before, he made a news post about how he was depressed, and it really made my day.

Go to a therapist or a doctor or something.

At 6/14/08 08:35 PM, Mendou wrote: So.....whats this game even about again? You just create giant penis's and.......you do stuff?

At 6/14/08 08:56 PM, Mendou wrote: So it's like Pokemon then? What you get to battle your little penis against others?

At 6/15/08 01:59 PM, Mendou wrote: I downloaded the demo and had the time of my life. I never knew creating Penis's and battling them against each other was such great fun. Hell it reminded me of Pokemon or that I was playing the Sims.(Except with Penis's)

Hope there's some boss battles, man those dicks must be tough. Hope I get a shiny badge while I'm at it.

At 6/15/08 04:38 PM, Mendou wrote: Whew, finally finished mine. Took me days.
[Pikachu]

How about you look around a little first, before making 4 posts about how Spore is a pokémon ripoff where you can create your own monsters?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15

At 6/5/08 10:40 PM, AshfordPride wrote: First person shooters are devoid of any substance but will dominate the market until I'm dead.

Fun is quite substantial, actually.

Some people still like to play Starcraft, some people still like to play the original Smash Bros, some people still like to play Counter Strike. Counter Strike is obviously still fun for some people, stop being a tit.

I make the most out of games, I don't sell games after a week of playing them, and I don't buy games unless I'm sure I'll enjoy them.

Despite all the angst present in this topic, I found Runescape to be a fun game for the week or so I played it. I just got bored of it after the real grind set in.

The graphics really would be a nice improvement, but I don't think I'm ever going to play again.

At 6/2/08 01:15 AM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: I hated it even more when a buch of dumbasses went and spammed General with Runescape topics about a year or two back.

You sure it wasn't just someone bumping every topic with the word "runescape" in it? People do that all the time. Then everyone creates a "why are there so many runescape threads???" topic of their own that gets deleted.

In retrospect, I have no idea why I ended the title of this topic with a question mark.

This obviously doesn't happen too much anymore, but I'd much rather have a cartridge game shit up and lose its memory than I accidentally delete or save over a file. If your SNES hates you and gobbles up your 100% Kirby Superstar save file, it sucks; but if you were to accidentally delete your 100% Kirby Superstar save file, then it's devastating, because you would know that it was you who fucked up.

Has this sort of thing happened to anyone else here? (This applies to saving over the wrong file or forgetting to save as well, I guess.)

On the original super smash bros, I had never really looked through the menus before, and I came across the option clear data. Curious as to what this option did, I proceeded to unintentionally un-unlock the extra stage, Jigglypuff, Captain Falcon, Luigi, and that one weird kid from the game series I wasn't familiar with.

I didn't know what it meant, I was used to options like "ERASE FILE", not "Clear data". I felt like shit for the longest time after that.

so today, I was at this pizzarty, sippin on a lil gin and juice, banging it down with this fine lil chinky dolt who I could've stuck my penis inside of... When during this i getta text from my main girl who is totally super Christian conservative liberal democrat republican thang, and it made me thizzink... Oh shizzle, I cant be gettin my pole jocked by this lil yellow belly now can I... and i skeedattled

DON'T HATE ME GUYS I'M JUST ASKING WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION I'M LEGITIMATELY INTERESTED IN YOUR OPINION I'M NOT BAD OR ANYTHING I SWEAR I JUST HATE BEING TEXTED BY MY TOTALLY BALLBREAKING GIRLFRIEND I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK GUYS SERIOUSLY

The only achievements I don't have are mongoose splatter and stepping razor. Mongoose splatter is ridiculously hard to get and you shouldn't be driving a mongoose in lone wolves anyway, and I just can't seem to get the triple kill with the sword.

At 5/25/08 04:45 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 5/25/08 04:14 PM, RedHotPoker wrote: I play eliete so i cant use it.

Have fun getting your giant head sniped.

I don't care if I am supposedly a bigger target, I prefer playing as an elite. The death cries are awesome, and I'm often the only elite in a game. It makes me feel more unique then the other 15 guys wearing their hayubusasausbaba armor.

I'm also usually the only player wearing pink armor, most seem to prefer the more EXTREEME colors like dark red or gray or white.

If it is a disadvantage, then it just proves how SUEPR SKILLED I am any time I win a game. Real experts purposefully put themselves at a disadvantage you know.

I had a lot more fun with Morrowind than I ever did with Oblivion. It's a bit irksome to see someone jump from a current game to a previous game in the series and call it shitty.

k so i hijacked dis car but there was a plice car nearby so they saw me so then i got out and i shot te police guy and i got a 2 star wanted level and then i went in the plice car and i drove and then i flipped over and then i had to shot more guys and i got a 6 star wanted level and then the tanks came and then i died cause a tank shot me and then i lost all my wepns but it was ok cuz i reloded the game and got them all back

At 5/3/08 06:18 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Yes, I think at one point if you use the wrong key in the wrong place, you have to restart the game...

No, that's not necessary. There are enough keys.

Additionally, it's always possible to get the ice arrows, even if you open up the "wrong" doors.

At 5/1/08 04:04 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Good luck trying to have a voice in a school. The only way your word means anything is if you're on a team or will get the school great recognition... it's all a popularity contest.

I concur, the principal should have seriously considered the original poster's complaint.

"This school is icky and it smells like boogers and I hate homework and locker doors are of a poor quality shit shitty shit fag poopy doo-doo head!"

At 5/1/08 03:57 AM, Rebbay wrote:

At 5/1/08 03:52 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: Wow, that's pretty harsh. IF the school really is that shitty, that principal should be happy for someone telling the truth. Aaaanyway, how did they found out, it was an anonymous survey, right?

No idea. Stupid prick probably has undercover agents, explains why there's no money left to fix up the place.

I got the impression from your story that you were "discovered" as the culprit because you were constantly looking around anxiously. And then you muttered "shit" when a teacher came in your direction, alerting the teacher that you were the one who wrote "SHIT PISS CUNT FAG ANGST POOP" on your anonymous survey.

And considering most lunchrooms are fairly loud, you must have practically shouted it.

Every thread about how "I DID SOMETHING REBELLIOUS AT SCHOOL TODAY AND STOOD UP TO THE ESTABLISHMENT" ends up being ridiculous and dumb. I'm too tired to try and be witty and post a parody of your story, and it's not actually that stupid by comparison to most others.

At 4/30/08 10:18 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 4/30/08 09:29 PM, Mendou wrote:

You're 13, that's all this amounts too.

Saddest thing is, that's probably the smartest thing ever said on this forum.

I find it hard to believe that "I'M OLDER THAN YOU SO YOUR OPINION IS VOID" is the smartest thing ever said on this forum.

At 4/30/08 07:42 PM, SniperWolf1564 wrote:

At 4/30/08 07:29 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Still no Mario Kart? I totally thought he would've jumped right on that one...

I guess he has some hate for Mario Kart. He does make a couple of negative references to it.

I thought he made it pretty clear in his other reviews that he didn't like any Mario Kart games.

However, I also thought he made it clear that he didn't like God of War, but his most recent review seemed pretty positive.

Also, I guess he doesn't have to wait for any games to be localized to Australia anymore, now that he can get them from GAMETRADERS ROBINA

At 4/30/08 10:39 PM, Figikii wrote: To get the master sword you need to beat 3 dungeons. After you get the master sword you think you are all ready to beat Gannon, but something goes wrong. You need to do something else. To fix that problem you must go through another few dungeons and fix it. Then you are ready to beat Gannon.

Don't forget to have the dungeons be uniquely themed. Like, one could be water themed, and another could be desert themed, and another could be fire themed... Let your imagination run wild!

At 4/29/08 08:11 PM, Jayblin wrote: It adds longevity to the games, usually.

Often, the supposed longevity is just WELL I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE CAMPAIGN MODE AGAIN BUT I WANT TO GET DA GAMERPOINTS LOLE

It doesn't hurt anything though, so I have no idea how it could be "bad".

In before AshfordPride comments about how it's the same as San Andreas except with better graphics and physics.

And also a picture because he always has some picture

At 4/26/08 06:41 AM, McPaper wrote: Some comments from Youtube:

Is it really even any surprise that there are comments that dumb on youtube?

There are videos that have music from videogames, and many of them tell what game it's from and what the song is in the title. Yet still like 50% of the comments are "WOW HEY THIS IS COOL DID U MAKE THIS???/"

Look for Super Smash Bros sandbag home run records, and every single comment is one of the following:

"holy shit this is amazing u are like GOD!!1"

"dude u have no life fucking pathtiec"

"fuckin cheatr i tried this it dusnt work"

"PLZ DONT READ THIS. If you have started reading this don't stop. Hello, my name is Timmy. I am nine years old. I have light brown hair, half my face is missing, and I'm covered in blood, because I'm DEAD. This is soooo scary because it actually works. Paste this comment into 3 other videos within 45 minutes and press F8 and your soulmates name will appear on screen! However, if you fail to do so, Timmy will come to your house and kill you in your sleep."

"LOL I got soooo drunk last night with my 18 year old roomate Ashley... We were rubbing our boobs together so much... Check out my channel and subscribe for more sexy videos... LOL..."

At 4/24/08 10:19 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: You're such a HardcoreEmoGothRebel.

Dozens of times before, people have quoted me and replied with something along the lines of "Your username is dumb".

So basically, this is just another "Which Brawl character is the worst / best / most overrated / most underrated?" thread.

At 4/12/08 01:45 PM, Jayblin wrote: Donkey Kong 64. About 6 years ago.

There's this fucking mini-game towards the ending of the game which was impossible for me to ever beat that was necessary to complete the game. Something to do with an astronaut.

Hell, I still can't beat it.

Yeah, I remember that. You also have to beat the original Donkey Kong game with one life, and if you die you have to wait for like 20 seconds as DK slowwwly pulls that lever.

There were so many fucking collectibles in that game.

ive alredy sent pms to all the admins and mods about this so jus try it fagit

i have a fukin 5 voting power so im jus gonna to blam any shit u try and put throw the portal and it will only make me stronger haha

seriously you FAGGOTS haha you REALLY think i'm a fucking KID?

well guess what being random is a seriously legitimated symptom of ADD so you can go fuck yourselfs because it's not cool to make fun of that shit and you can gtfo!!

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MONKEY CHEESE POOP HEHEHEHEH

FLYING MONKEYS GRAVY GRAMCRACKERS HAHAHAHAH

I'M SO RANDOM IT'S FUNNY YOU GUYS

Make sure you guys don't explain yourselves or anything. It's not like anyone would care about the reasoning behind your choices, or anything.