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dude, cops are SUPER confused by youth culture references. ATHF in Boston anyone? I approve of this idea.

Ugh, i'm on a female friends computer. this is obscene man...damnit! I mean, i don't really care. why don't you put it on a flash drive or a cd? then you'll be fine...sheesh.

At 3/3/08 10:04 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 3/3/08 10:02 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Why don't you shoot yourself while you're at it?

Because my bf wouldn't enjoy that, and neither would I.

now damn it, i asked several serious questions and you need to answer them. is this the thanks you give to NGers taking serious interest in your topic and not just posting the first thing that comes to their shallow ass minds.

ok, here's one...

LOL DUMPZ LIK UH TRUK!

my roommate can testify to all those things. he was thinking about going to the one across the street from kiva han (a local coffee shop in pittsburgh) to apply at the bully. honestly though, they still are bullshit. it's not the price (which is mostly because of name any way you slice it). God help you if you want to open a coffee shop on a busy street. you can guarantee that atmosphere-free yuppie filled shit hole will open up no more than 2 blocks away.

early stuff is terrible, but i just listened to sgt pepper this december for the first time while i was on purple. it was the most beautiful thing i ever heard

i have to say that i still find you attractive. Does your fetish involve you being attracted to husky guys? ;)

anywho, my real question is, where are your stretch marks? seriously, i'm impressed.

my other real question is, how do you feel physically. i know a bunch of other people have said that you will, but i want to hear it from you?

also also, what's your diet? meat and dairy primarily I'm guessing?

I'd figure your best bet is to record the animations and then import the video file into flash. After that, crop out the backgrounds and just leave the character animation in each frame of the movie. The export the animation s a gif with a transparent background. Then import those gifs into your flash.

It's kinda convoluted and it may not actually work, but that's my idea.

At 2/28/08 06:40 PM, Woadraiders wrote: If you have a good artist, I -may- be interested in doing it.

Have you ever coded anything like this? Hmmm, this is hard to get the word out on without spoiling the plot too much. I'll probably revive this next week with the synopsis posted somewhere online. Then i can just give people who are interested links to it.

At 2/28/08 06:38 PM, Madminifig wrote: Any money involved?

If it were to be sponsered. It'd be a pretty large project. I just want something really impressive. It'd need to be released it parts probably. Episodic sectioning. Kinda like that Artifission RPG? But with a run option and more imaginative Battle system.

As for story, if you want it, you gotta ask. Keep it on a need to know basis. Also, I'd like participants to have at least a 3.3.

I'ver been writing this pretty detailed plot synopsis for an RPG and was wondering if any artist or programmers would be interested in working with the script. I could just find an RPG engine somewhere, but I'm looking for someone who wants to make something inventive. And (as you can see by my profile), but art style wouldn't suit the tone. If anyone's interested in perhaps considerring working the project, just post here with what you can do and any ideas.

Of course, if you're curious about the project, I'll give you some insight as to the plot. Post here or message me.

I love how weakly I wrote these ideas last night. I was in Baltimore and drinking the golden liquids of the gods. Any other ideas though would be great.

I know this comes from newbies alot, and i know that's fine. I've just been having the craziest year. Pittsburgh is amazing. I'll hold it dear to my heart for the rest of my life. I'm on tour right now that a band I met this summer and filling in for bass. Here they are (Houston We Have A Problem) I'm on tour right now and it's amazing Only my second day, but I've come to feel so many great happenings in my life that I'll cherish forever. I don't mean to pimp my band or some shit, I just want you guys to relate to my situation better. So I'm around creative individuals every second of the damn day. So I've obviously been exposed to a lot of interesting tales and ideas. I'd like to turn one into a cartoon, but everything is so amazing to me. If you think I should do one or another or you think I should variate any combination, please tell me (and how to if you'd like to save me anymore trouble!). You'll get definite credit if I like it. Anyways, here it goes.

The lochness monster

He's an odd sea creature from prehistoric times. In fact, he's the sole reason that everyone is such a dick from Scottland and Ireland. The close relation between those races is solely related to the fact that they're in close proximity to Nessy. Nessy goes to the local pubs (in traditional getups of the cultures, of course) and is just an ass. He'll make out with your girlfriend and get in a nasty conversation about religion or politics with you within minutes after he's gone into the bar. He doesn't have any teeth since he was one time punched in the mouth. But the dude who did it was only able to since he hand incredibly long arms. Nessy's got a big neck, but those flippers can't gaurd his face at all

Bees go to the sea.

This one just explains why all the bees have gone missing. Turns out they just went to the ocean for some sea side fun! Catchy songs have been created for them (thus the rhyming title, and fun in the water scenes will occur. A fire pit sing along will happen shortly after.

Random Scenes that occur with spring break kids running in chanting "SPRING BREAK!"

Self explanatory. Say your dog throws up on the carpet. Stuff like that.

There some of them are. Figure I not say too many more. Don't wanna waste too much time on tour with this damn place. I kid I kid.

PLEASE RESPOND!

probably would get blammed. You can't even C&P the sentence.

Student Loans

Fantastic aren't they? I need this cash to pay rent and buy books, and I've only been talking to these people almost every other day for the past 2 months. Why is it so impossibly hard for these people to send me things promptly. I had to have my mom drive up my mail to Pittsburgh (I don't have/need a car, but I live 45 minutes away). Well she thought that a piece of mail that my college sent to my home was my refund check. Definitely wasn't. So who knows when the fuck I'll get the money. I'm so fucking frustrated with the financial aid.

My roommate's cousin...

Made Ill Will Press. LAWLZ.

At 8/22/07 08:22 PM, Radioactive24 wrote: Classes for the year

Ah... you smell that? That's the sweet smell of virgin pussy... I mean, senior year. God I just want to go to college. I mean, woo hoo, seniors and all that jazz, but fuck high school. So, I got my schedule earlier this week, and I'm satisfied. It should be cake.

Graphic Design I, Graphic Design II, Web Design I, Web Design II, Spanish IV, English, Gym, Psychology, Physics, AP Stat, and then a study hall.

I have about a week and a half left and I haven't done any summer work yet :P

For a second I thought you were in college. Holy shit that would be a lot of credits. Wish my highschool had some decent design classes. Ours were total shit with the bitch who didn't know her ass from a floppy drive. Anywho, good luck. I'm at my digital imaging class now and very happy about it.

At 8/16/07 10:31 PM, max0rz wrote: That's so crazy! This link says it was the Canadian Government and that the person who invented the program was in an institute in California. It's pretty crazy how much the media can screw up a story eh?

"Outside of the Canadian government, several organizations and companies have been accused of twisting various Wikipedia entries. Computers linked to the Church of Scientology have deleted criticism about the religion, while a user linked to Disney has removed criticism about digital copy-right protection."

The new wikiscanner I suppose is the real point of the story. turns out a good deal of people have been editting wiki pages

At 8/16/07 09:42 PM, crushy wrote: Holy Mother of Gawd

A 13 year made a game featured on FHM! Wh00t!

Your horn has been thoroughly tooted. Sad you had to diy.

JK good jorb!

At 8/16/07 10:14 PM, JarrodK wrote: I couldve sworn they changed something on UFOs too!

How could it not be real? UFO doesn't always mean alien craft. Just something in the sky that's UNIDENTIFIED!

I don't think it's true, but if it was, I'd probably be more comfortable sleeping at night. Also, I'd do a lot more crazy shit.

At 8/16/07 09:41 PM, Zerok wrote: I swear I saw this topic this morning. Hmph.

Really? FUCK. I did a search, but it's so hard to use that thing without searching through 200 pages that may not even have your topic.

PS

I hit my post limit for this post. Woah, haven't done that for a good long time.

At 8/16/07 09:31 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote: All they (and by 'they' I mean whoever was behind the computers, not the government) did was take away satalite photos and add some info on some guy's job history. That's it.

Jesus Christ Almighty.

You NG newspost disagree-ers (you all should really have a better name though, you folks deserve it) are at times incredibly bad debaters. I don't know HOW I didn't read it, but I guess I didn't. Congrats.

PS

Spelling counts.

I have a band (see sig), a graphic design thingy (see sig), and I go to college. I live with good friends. Does that qualify?

At 8/16/07 09:22 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote:

At 8/16/07 09:18 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: ??? It takes away all the neutrality of Wiki.

How?

If you want information on chemicals, you want an entry made by a chemist. You want info on a goverment official, why is his carrer history beening added by someone who knows about it wrong?

And images of government sites taken from satalites are protected probly for tactical reasons. You can get other photos of the place from the ground.

If a chemist posts information on a chemical, how does he/she benefit? They don't. The government would benefit from putting slants on these topics. That's neutrality.

At 8/16/07 09:18 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote:

Like anybody watches Fox News....

When I still lived with my father, that was all he watched for news. His other favorite programs were Judge Judy-esque things, Lethal Weapon-esque movies, and Christian television...

yeaaaaah.

My sister is BitchCity most of the time. But maybe it's because I'm a guy. Hope all goes well with the pregnancy!

At 8/16/07 09:16 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote: It doesn't sound like they did anything irresponcible, just expand on a guy's carrer and take away some satalite photos.

Not like they added lies and spins.

??? It takes away all the neutrality of Wiki. I dunno, it just really makes you think about all the other ways the government must slant our views.

I just got 1000 EXP and was excited to see banned in the usa...i suppose it wasn't meant to be since they haven't fixed it yet. Yes I'm sure everyone has already bitched about it, but I dunno, I'm pissed.

PITTSBURGH

Moving there. Tomorrow. Leaving at 11. Getting there at 12.

Actually, I'm not moving into my house. I'm staying at a friend's place until my casa's lease starts. This is because classes at my college start the 20th, and the lease begins the 22nd. Fantastique.

It must beat off with it's left hand. uncontrollably at that.

More info here.

Shocking and not shocking all at the same time.

I still play the first one. It's still bomb.